Top 10 Things More Believable than CreationismCazaam DISCLAIMER: I am not doing this list to offend Christians or other religions. If you're easily offended by this stuff, just click that "X" in the top right corner.
All disclaimers out the way then, Poof! There's the Earth. Poof! There's a man and a woman! Poof! There's an overly simplistic idea of Creationism.
Anyway, it's time to go on with this.
The Top Ten
There was once an internet troll on YouTube known as Durham Francis. His trolling was that tornadoes are just a figment of imagination and they aren't real. I find that more believable than Creationism. - Cazaam
Actually this is less believable as the idea of a creator god is common sense based and even toddlers naturally believe in it. Also, is this referring to young earth or old earth?
If any God/ess exists why do they allow Tornadoes?
Matt Groening went into a time machine and seen that a cartoon family with a dumb father was the way to make a popular T.V. show. That lie is more believable than Creationism. - Cazaam
So true! Really, why do we believe so much on a book named bible? And why believe all of them? Even we are sceptic about most of the fundamental theories in science and they keep on changing. So why do believe so much on one book? - Kiteretsunu
You're the trillionth customer to purchase a bible! You've won! - PositronWildhawk
Because that book has facts and holds up if u study deeply into it.
Yes! I've won! "click" "antivirus goes crazy" BSOD. Sums up that. But still, these obvious internet lies are more believable than Creationism. - Cazaam
I'm the heir of a person I've never heard of? What? How does that work? That's more believable than Creationism. - Cazaam
Coppercab is an idiot for saying this. I know it isn't a good song but for crying out loud! That's more believable than Creationism. - Cazaam
It's true you know, the government has been lying to us. More believable than Creationism. - Cazaam
Actually it's a Button! You must worship Mr Spoon (Button Moon 1980s children's show)
I wish. Still more believable than Creationism though. - Cazaam
Strict creationism is more believable than this.
I thought Creationists believed this.
Actually this is less believable
Father Christmas, Santa Claus = no
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