Top Ten Things More Likely to Kill You Than a Shark

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The Top Ten

1 Falling Out of Bed

I have fallen out of bed several times while sleeping including a few bunk bed top bunks but luckily I'm ok. - Ajkloth

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2 Vending Machine

Vending machines kill on average 13 people a year. - Cazaam

3 Cork

The cork in your champagne is more likely to kill you than a shark. 24 people a year die from these corks. - Cazaam

4 Being Left Handed

Over 2500 left handed people die from using products intended for right handed people. - Cazaam

I am left handed... Uh oh.

Lucky me I'm not a lefty... though my dad is

My mom is left handed :(

5 Icicles

Falling icicles on average kill 120 people a year. - Cazaam

6 Coconuts

It sounds a funny death, but it is unlucky and painful - yatharthb

Falling coconuts have accounted to 150 deaths annually. - Cazaam

7 Hot Dogs Hot Dogs A hot dog is a cooked sausage, traditionally grilled or steamed and served in a sliced bun as a sandwich.

Poorly prepared hot dogs can claim 70 lives per year. - Cazaam

8 Domesticated Dogs

People's pet pooches kill up to 40 people a year. - Cazaam

9 Water
10 Yourself

Wow, this list is cruel

The Contenders

11 Toasters

Can kill up to 700 people a year from sticking forks in them... Idiots. - Cazaam

Every year 700 stick forks into the toaster. That's a big coincicdence. - Kiteretsunu

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13 Hippos Hippos The common hippopotamus, or hippo, is a large, mostly herbivorous mammal in sub-Saharan Africa, and one of only two extant species in the family Hippopotamidae, the other being the pygmy hippopotamus.

These beasts can kill up to 3000 people a year. - Cazaam

14 Humans Humans Humans are not exactly wild animals, but not domesticated, either. Proven to be the most intelligent species of animals on Earth. Humans' colours vary from almost pepper black to milky white. Builders of the global civilization.

Well, I don't feel the need to explain

15 Fire
16 Big Cats

These kill 500-800 people per year and are the deadliest predators. Count sharks as 5.

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