Top 10 Things Never To Call Edward Elric

The Top Ten

1 Shorty

He will beat the living hell out of you if you call him any of these, unless if your name is Winry.

2 Half-Pint

3 Midget

4 Small

I would call him small!

5 Runt

6 Shrimp

7 Pipsqueak

8 Beansprout

9 Little

10 Short-Bread Cookie

Lol, I was eating short-bread cookies today with my sis while watching FMAB, and then I had the sudden realization that Edward reminded me of one. I exclaimed it out loud, then realized what I had said, and laughed because of the word "short" in it. I can see him getting so mad at me, right now- 🤣

The Contenders

11 Tiny

12 Micro

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