Top Ten Things Never to Do at a Friend's House
There are some things that should go unsaid that you don't do at a friends house. Unfortunately, they need to be said. What are the top ten things that you should never do at a friends house?The Top Ten
1 Plug out
If you plug out every chance you get, you need to loosen up your schedule
2 Talk about other friends
3 Talk with other friends over chat
4 Talk about friends that the other person doesn't know
5 Bring up inside jokes that the other person doesn't get
6 Run off and do your own thing
Yes that is the complete opposite of what you are supposed to be doing
7 Make yourself too at home
8 Use the host's personal stuff
"Hey, mate, can I borrow one of your flossers? I'll give it back once it comes out."
"Erm..."
9 Masturbate
10 Say "I don't care" when you actually do
The Contenders
11 Fall asleep
Your friend would do the hand in a bowl of warm water trick then write "(insert name of your friend) WAS HERE" on your forehead
Two words: Sharpie mustache
Not bad if it's a sleepover.
12 Complain about everything
Obviously! If that's the attitude you're bringing, best stay at home
Come on guys! Push this to number 10!
13 Kill them
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