Top 10 Things To Never Do In A Middle School Band Class

A boy once turned off the lights in the music room, my case was on the floor and sombody was walking by, and steped on it! He broke it so now each time I close my things in I can't be cause he broke it!

I play a contra bassoon so I imagine if I broke it, I wouldn't have a college fun and then some

now that would be bad you would have to pay money to fix it

I'm in orchestra...

I did this once and he wet his pants and jumped out the window crying. what a sucker.

Even if we play football together?

That's just cruel to hamsters...(joke

My director screamed her head off at me and called me a cow once because of the way I chewed the gum

You should. They taste delicious.

Munch, munch. Hm... Needs salt!

My director takes this seriously. If we even play our insturment for 1 second, we get an instant 70.

Once I accidentally called out in class telling her I had to use the bathroom and he exploded. He made a new rule that we couldn't use the bathroom in class- and I had three dr. Peppers that day!