Top 10 Things To Never Do In A Middle School Band Class


The Top Ten

1 Break Band Equipment

Back a couple years, I was in orchestra (technically band, but with string instruments). I played the violin. And it was all good, until some kid who had anger issues got so mad, he broke 2 drums and a cello, he was suspended, dropped out of orchestra, and was forced to replace the broken instruments. - Catacorn

I play a contra bassoon so I imagine if I broke it, I wouldn't have a college fun and then some

now that would be bad you would have to pay money to fix it

I'm in orchestra... - ARandomPerson

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2 Tackle the Director

I did this once and he wet his pants and jumped out the window crying. what a sucker.

Even if we play football together? - Nateawesomeness

Football in band! - Catacorn

3 Play With the Sheet Music or Make An Airplane

I did this,my plane flyer to Tampa... - Nateawesomeness

4 Squeak

That's just cruel to hamsters...(joke - Nateawesomeness

5 Chew On a Piece of Gum or Candy

My director screamed her head off at me and called me a cow once because of the way I chewed the gum

My orchestra teacher would go INSANE if somebody chewed gum. - Catacorn

Our band director had a gum drum full of ore chuwed gum

6 Play Out of Turn
7 Stand Up
8 Text
9 Eat a Reed

You should. They taste delicious.

Munch, munch. Hm... Needs salt!

10 Spray the Stands

The Contenders

11 Melt the Trombones
12 Babble
13 Scream at the Guy Ahead of You Because He Is Better
14 Play Your Instrument When Not Told To

My director takes this seriously. If we even play our insturment for 1 second, we get an instant 70.

15 Laugh at the Director for Being Fat
16 Write Bad Things In the Suggestion Box
17 Talk Back to the Director
18 Interrupt the Band Teacher

Once I accidentally called out in class telling her I had to use the bathroom and he exploded. He made a new rule that we couldn't use the bathroom in class- and I had three dr. Peppers that day!

19 Stab The Bass Drum and Timpanis
20 Throw Tubas Out a Window
21 Saw All the Flutes
22 Put Cement in Every Instrument
23 Almost Kill the Band Teacher
24 Poke a Kid With a Trombone
25 Play The Dora The Explorer Theme Song
26 Play a Justin Bieber song
27 Put a Drum on a Classmate's Head

Lol dude I accidentally did this accidentally to my friend and I made him deaf haha lol it was an accident

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