10 Things You Would Never See In a Church

The Top Ten
1 Sex Toys
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She is jewish. Maybe in disguise she will take a look, who knows? Maybe for confessing her " sins ".

Ok she was probably on the radio once when we did cooking classes in a church.

3 Alcoholic Beverages

What about the " holy " wine?

4 A Girl Giving a Guy a Lap Dance
5 People With Tourette's Syndrome

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SUPPOSE TO MEAN?! I am a Hindu but I think this is so dumb! Why can't people with Tourettes be found in a church? I have Tourettes and this is extremely offensive! Tourette's Syndrome is a serious problem and should not be joked about!

6 Someone Having An Orgy

This actually happened frequently. Satanists did go into a church to have orgies. Also there are many B-Sexmovies of the late sixties and early seventies who did use churches to shoot sex-convent-satanist movies. This was of course illegal but they did it anyway.

7 A Tiger
8 A Porn Star

Betty Page, the fifties pin-up who did some burlesque movies and many SM pictures and short 8mm films ( many pictures showed her full nude [ with some pictures her legs open ] etc... ) did go to a church. After that she became extremely religious and stopped everything that had to do with sexpictures or films.

9 A Vampire
10 Common Sense

This answer makes me very happy that someone put it on here

The Contenders
11 A Break Dancing Competition
12 A Smiling Ink Demon
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