Top 10 Things Nobody Says

Well this list is all stuff you won't here anyone say EVER! By the way some of these are from Ricky Dillon's video Stuff Nobody Says.
The Top Ten
1 Giovanna Plowman is Such an Inspiration. Her Parents Must Be So Proud.
2 It's Summer Better Gain Those Extra Pounds
3 Who Would Ever Want Free Money?

Who wouldn't?!
I really enjoyed this list, happy! And by the way... It's April 1st : Happy B'day! Have a lovely time today!

4 Yes! I Got Negative Twenty Likes!
5 Hey! We Should Hire That Pedophile As a Baby Sitter. It Says on His Description He Loves Kids.

I'd get him/her over here lickety-split! And just make sure nothing goes wrong.

Yeah cannibals also love their brothers

Such an irony of a statement.

6 How I Met Your Mother Never Drags on and Totally Gets To the Point

I've been watching for YEARS! And we barely met the mother.

7 I Have Two Ice Cream Cones, But I Only Need One!
8 TheTopTens is the Worst Site EVER!

No offense but a lot of people say this.

9 Justin Bieber Should Totally Be a Rehab Specialist
10 Bumpkins Are Inspiring
The Contenders
11 Farting Is Good for the Heart
12 Let's Yahoo That
13 Unicorns Are Lame
14 Paris Hilton is Such a Great Singer and Actress
15 Stop Giving Me Free Stuff
16 Obama and Bush are so Great We Should Let Them Run Again and Be Co-Presidents

Haha I can't stop laughing! Anyway, I think this list is inverted. It gets funnier as you scroll down!

17 Axe Got Me Laid
18 I'll Just Have One Chip
19 I Love the Sound of My Alarm Clock In the Morning
20 Yay! Math!
21 That's Too Much Bacon
22 Isis are Great
23 Discussing Politics Makes Me Happy and Fulfilled
24 Pubg Copied Minecraft
25 Kim Jong-Un is a Great Role Model

Somebody would only say this at gunpoint from North Korea

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