Things Not to Do at a Concert

The Top Ten
1 Dance Awkwardly

Everyone will be staring at you.

2 Run To The Stage
3 Pee in your pants
4 Smack Everyone
5 Panic for no reason
6 Scream when a sad song plays

That's isn't a happy song, it's a sad song.

7 Pour Cereal All Over You
8 Enjoy the music

Umm... Why is this on here?

9 Yell "YOLO"
10 Sing Justin Bieber's "Baby"
The Contenders
11 Strip
12 Fart

If you have to do it, avoid the microphone.

13 Burp
14 Yell Racial Slurs
15 Take a Piss
16 Take a Dump
17 Record the whole concert, holding your phone in the air

It annoys every person behind you, also you voluntarily trade an awesome life experience for a video recording in shitty quality

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