Top Ten Things Not to Name Your Kids After
The Top Ten
1 A Criminal
Geoffrey Dahmer
Charles Manson
2 Your Worst Enemy
Not saying their name
You should no do this
Master Chief. (joke)
3 A Brand of Clothing
4 Your Favorite Children’s Movie
Fifty Shades of Grey.
5 A Dictator
Robert Mugabe aka The Cannibal
Especially if you're Jewish
6 A Song by Nicki Minaj
7 A Food Item
When I was a newborn the nurse called me a donut.
Apparently she was referring to my private parts 0_o
Squished Banana
Mashed potato
8 A Dildo
Teacher: I'm taking attendance
Teacher: dildo
Dildo: here!
*whole class laughs*
9 A Fortnite Skin
Fortnite is amazing, but you should not name your kid after it!
10 Alcohol and Drugs
The twins will be called cocaine and crack
The Contenders
11 Something that You Throw in the Trash or Recycling
12 The First Random Word You Think Of
Me:what should I name my child
(Thinks about hanging myself)
Me:we'll name it hang me!
13 A Drug Lord
It makes teachers and other adults think that their bad
14 A Weapon
Like Assault Rifle or Compact SMG! Or maybe I play fortnite too much.
Tactical Shotgun
15 An Evil Person
16 A Cuss Word
17 A Door
18 A Video Game with a Weird Title
19 An Animated Character
20 A Fast Food Restaurant Mascot
21 A Slur
22 A Fictional Character
23 A Video Game Character
24 Gibberish Words
25 A Place
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