Top Ten Things Not to Name Your Kids After

The Top Ten
1 A Criminal

Geoffrey Dahmer

Charles Manson

2 Your Worst Enemy

Not saying their name

You should no do this

Master Chief. (joke)

3 A Brand of Clothing
4 Your Favorite Children’s Movie

Fifty Shades of Grey.

5 A Dictator

Robert Mugabe aka The Cannibal

Especially if you're Jewish

6 A Song by Nicki Minaj
7 A Food Item

When I was a newborn the nurse called me a donut.

Apparently she was referring to my private parts 0_o

Squished Banana

Mashed potato

8 A Dildo

Teacher: I'm taking attendance
Teacher: dildo
Dildo: here!
*whole class laughs*

9 A Fortnite Skin

Fortnite is amazing, but you should not name your kid after it!

10 Alcohol and Drugs

The twins will be called cocaine and crack

The Contenders
11 Something that You Throw in the Trash or Recycling
12 The First Random Word You Think Of

Me:what should I name my child
(Thinks about hanging myself)
Me:we'll name it hang me!

13 A Drug Lord

It makes teachers and other adults think that their bad

14 A Weapon

Like Assault Rifle or Compact SMG! Or maybe I play fortnite too much.

Tactical Shotgun

15 An Evil Person
16 A Cuss Word
17 A Door
18 A Video Game with a Weird Title
19 An Animated Character
20 A Fast Food Restaurant Mascot
21 A Slur
22 A Fictional Character
23 A Video Game Character
24 Gibberish Words
25 A Place
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