Top Ten Things Not to Name Your Kids After


The Top Ten

1 A Criminal

Charles Manson - MrCoolC

Geoffrey Dahmer

Osama Bin Laden. Ehehehe - TriggerTrashKid

2 Your Worst Enemy

Master Chief. (joke) - TriggerTrashKid

Not saying their name

Chris - sadical

Starts w/ a "B" - Pokemonfan10

3 A Brand of Clothing

Crocs - Pokemonfan10

Gucci - sadical

Calvin Klein - TriggerTrashKid

Supreme - MrCoolC

4 Your Favorite Children’s Movie

Fifty Shades of Grey. - TriggerTrashKid

Flushed Away - MrCoolC

5 A Dictator

Robert Mugabe aka The Cannibal - TriggerTrashKid

Especially if you're Jewish

Adolf Hitler. - Userguy44

Hitler - DarkBoi-X

6 A Song by Nicki Minaj

Super bass

Anaconda - TriggerTrashKid

Stupid Hoe - MrCoolC

7 A Food Item

When I was a newborn the nurse called me a donut.

Apparently she was referring to my private parts 0_o

Squished Banana - TriggerTrashKid

Bull Testicles (Yes, people eat that) - ToddHoward

Mashed potato - Metal_Treasure

8 A Dildo

Teacher: I'm taking attendance
Teacher: dildo
Dildo: here!
*whole class laughs*

9 A Fortnite Skin

Fortnite is amazing, but you should not name your kid after it! - sadical

Raven - TriggerTrashKid

Dark Voyager - MrCoolC

10 Alcohol and Drugs

The twins will be called cocaine and crack

The Contenders

11 Something that You Throw in the Trash or Recycling

Myself. - TriggerTrashKid

Paper - MrCoolC


Like “Food Wrapper” or something. - sadical

12 The First Random Word You Think Of

Me:what should I name my child
(Thinks about hanging myself)
Me:we'll name it hang me!

John Wick and Harambe - TriggerTrashKid

13 A Drug Lord

It makes teachers and other adults think that their bad - Commitdie224

Demi Lovato

Mac Miller - TriggerTrashKid

Miley Cyrus

14 A Weapon

Tactical Shotgun - TriggerTrashKid

Like Assault Rifle or Compact SMG! Or maybe I play fortnite too much. - sadical

15 An Evil Person

Hillary Clinton - Pokemonfan10

Adolf Hitler

16 A Cuss Word

Dude don't say that my mom loks through my computorr

heck - Pokemonfan10

17 A Door
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3. A Dildo
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