Things not to do as a server if you want a tip

Hello, News Flash! You will Not get a decent tip if the only time you are nice/or attentive is when the check comes and it is time for me to decide your tip.

That has got to be one of my biggest irritations. If I am thirsty, your tip will be... Dehydrated.

This makes the most sense in places where you bring your check to the front and pay, but it can happen in places where they are your cashier also, and they only return to collect your check. Fine way not to get a tip.

If I have to ask twice for something, I'm gonna be mad, because chances are, it's something that I want before I start eating.

You are serving me FOOD, Take a Shower!

I hate having No elbow room because the server to lazy to clear one or two of them away.

This one was kind of funny. There should be a list titled, "Top ten things to do to someones food if you suspect they are too cheap to tip" (Trust me, your server knows who you are).

A fun but vulgar pastime that should not be done in public---especially by an employee who is working

I would kikll them if they did that

I season my coffee Just Right, and I can't stand it when they just fill it halfway, and I have to re-season it to taste. ASK First!

Don't act like your doing me an unpleasant favor when you take my order and then expect that I'm not going to find it unpleasant tipping you, I won't tip you!

I don't want to see your underwear or but crack especially when I'm trying to eat.