Top Ten Things People Have Admitted Doing Deliberately to Annoy Others

Britgirl
None of us are angels; we all are guilty of doing something (however insignificant) to cause annoyance to our fellow human beings. Unburden yourself and confess to something you have deliberately done to put a kink in someone's day just to make yours better. I'm guilty of two of these...
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The Top Ten

1 Walking slowly in front of anyone behind them who is clearly in a hurry

I do it to everyone. - AlphaQ

2 Honking their car at pedestrians

On those occasions when I am a pedestrian, I like to honk at cars:).

3 Blowing cigarette smoke into non-smokers' faces
4 Placing the postage stamp upside-down
5 Parking at an angle
6 Staring at another person
7 Reading out loud

I AM GOOT! - AlphaQ

8 Coughing loudly in church / library etc
9 Laughing loudly at something totally unfunny

Me when trying to appease someone - StephanTheIdiot

10 Vacuuming at an ungodly hour

Back in the day, I spent more'n a few ungodly hours face-down an' suckin' the floor. Them lip splinters gotta be feeled t'be believed.

The Contenders

11 At a swanky party you were forced to attend, de-fuzzing your navel over the punch bowl

Hey...you've done this too? :). - Britgirl

12 Start a panic

In a moderate crowd, point at, act alarmed and begin to run from an imaginary threat. Many will follow suit w/o confirming the threat. Continue running as you will soon become the focal point of a mob mentality. Given the current state of the world, maybe not the best idea in Urban areas... - Ned964

13 Barking like a bullmastiff at annoying little yapping purse dogs
14 Waving down a cab in heavy traffic, then disappearing into the masses

Haha I'm absolutely going to have to do this. Hours of fun! - Britgirl

15 Talking trash about their favorite things

I love Grand Theft Auto. It's not for kids. - AlphaQ

16 Farting directly at a person
17 Switch the signs on the Argument and Abuse clinics
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