Top Ten Things People Shouldn't Do In the Nude

The Top Ten

1 Wrestling

2 Dancing

Toddlers dance nude all the time. And what about topless showgirls...

3 Make Important Announcement Speeches

4 Play Rugby

5 Hurdles

6 News Anchoring

Hey, you rarely see them below the belt.

7 Running

What about streaking

8 Eating

I have a bad memory from doing this

9 Go Into Your Crush's House

10 Visit Theme Parks

The Contenders

11 Attend Church

12 Have a Snowball Fight

13 Propose to a Girl

14 Rob a Bank

15 Purchase Drugs

16 Hike

17 Storm a Legislative Building

18 Deliver Food

19 Grocery Shop

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