Top Ten Things Politicians Would Say If They Were Honest About Everything


The Top Ten

1 Yeah, we're screwed.
2 About 1% of your tax money is going to good causes.

In South Africa this would be very accurate because our president Jacob Zuma was involved a scandal for spending 65 million South African rands (5 538 750.10 US Dollars for comparison) of the tax payers money on HIS PRIVATE HOUSE - Danielsun182

It's surprisingly accurate in Britain, too. See my list of Bizarre Things That the British Government Spent A Lot of Money On. - PositronWildhawk

3 I have no idea what I'm doing. In fact, why are we bothering?
4 We did spend government money on extra biscuits.
5 Yes, I am a racist.

There is no doubt in my mind that they would say this! - Britgirl

I've seen so many video on this it should be number 1.
Ps I'm not black

6 I'm not that good a politician. You lot could probably do better.

Bush would say this

7 I'll do anything to stay in office.
8 It's a tough compromise. Making my executives who disagree with me happy, or making you guys happy.

Its not tough, make your executives happy so that at least you stand a chance to win the election by participating in it. - yatharthb

9 It's a high priority, but if you vote me, there isn't much I can do about it.
10 I'm sorry, I'm too depressed and hung over to give a damn today. Yes, it is election day.

The Contenders

11 If you're poor, your taxes will go up. If you're rich, you're taxes will go down.
12 The only thing I care for is myself
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