Top Ten Things To Pose As While You're Pretending to be a Statue

The Top Ten
1 A Bank Clerk, Collecting the Deposits from Pigeons

Hahalolzo! Loved this item! Might be a refreshing change for a bank clerk to go about doing this...

Is it collecting cash or (the eww deposits). I think we referring to the second.

2 Yourself

Just stand with your arms by your sides, looking gormless.

3 A Blow-up Doll

You should be able to attract a lot of attention, standing with legs astride and your mouth wide open. Hey, don't blame me if the wrong kind! You chose this pose!

4 A Woodlouse
5 A Serial Killer

Don't ask me how this pose would look, I've never been a serial Killer...

6 A Tree
7 A Bird of Prey
8 A Human Chair
9 PositronWildhawk

I actually tend to pose as historical dictators, one for each day of the week.

Haha! I'm imagining "The Thinker" of Rodin. Amazing list, Britgirl! Wonderful as all your lists!

Not sure how a nerd pose looks but give it a go for the laughs at least ;D

I'm posing as a smart person.

10 A Novelty Lampstand
The Contenders
11 Donald Trump Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Donald J. Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, Donald Trump took charge of his family's real estate and construction firm, Elizabeth Trump... read more
12 Ajit Pai Ajit Varadaraj Pai (born January 10, 1973) is a telecommunications director who serves as the Chairman of the United States Federal Communications Commission (FCC). He is the first Indian American to hold the office. He has served in various positions at the FCC since being appointed to the commission ...read more.
13 A Most Wanted Criminal
14 Crying Person
15 Vegas showgirl

In Vegas at the Planet Hollywood casino they have a statue of the Crazy Girls where tourists pose as one of them for photo ops.

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