Things The Queen Might Keep In Her Handbag
Queen Elizabeth II is hardly ever seen without her handbag. So... The question arises: what does Her Majesty keep in there that she can't be parted from?The Top Ten
1 Flick Knife
A gift that Sean Connery gave her fifty-odd years ago, I'm sure.
2 Map of London
She needs to know where she's shanking the next hands!
Hahaa Amazing list, Britgirl! I really love this one haha hilarious!
3 Under-The-Counter DVD
4 A Fractionally Smaller Bag
Haha this is funny. She probably does! But what's in the smaller bag?
5 Lottery Ticket
One can NEVER have enough money, can one?
6 Condoms
What! Well... She might!
7 Spare Pair of Underwear
8 Little Black Book
9 The Crown Jewels
Not exactly the wisest thing. It would make an interesting noise if one was to shake it.
10 The Coldstream Guards
The Contenders
11 Tesco Clubcard
12 Pepper Spray
Hey look it's the Queen she's Reall AHH what the bloody hell was that for my EYES!
13 Playgirl
14 AK- 45
15 Hand grenade
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