Top Ten Things Rabid Yaoi Fangirls Would Say on Specific Situations

Title says It all.
I'm not a homophobe but the hardcore yaoi fangirls are annoying

The Top Ten

1 "OH MY GOSH! THEY'RE GONNA MAKE OUT!!!" - When the two characters they ship are in the same room

Wait... What if your a yaoi fanboy? >

2 "WHO IS THIS GIRL?!!?!?!?" - When a character's love interest shows up

3 "____(character 1)IS OBVIOUSLY IN LOVE WITH ______(character 2)!!!! THAT'S WHY HE'S TRYING TO KILL HIM!!!!!" - When one character they ship is trying to kill the other one

4 "Rape Is hot, bruh" - When someone complains about crime cases related to boy-on-boy rape

Jesus, this is disgusting. I wouldn't expect even the craziest of yaoi fangirls with any sense to go this far.

Okay. Whoever thinks this has issues and needs to be deported off their country.

The f is wrong with their minds?!

5 "Even that one Is a 12 year old, and the other one is over 100 years old, Their love will always be there! I mean, Age Is Just a number!" - When someone complains about the huge age gap of a ship they ship

They tried to makes my favourite characters (Expect for that guy from Boku no Pico) to go to jail?

If age is just a number do you know what's also a number: 911.

And death sentences are just a disease

And the electric chair is just a chair

6 "KISS KISS KISS KISS!!!!" - When they saw a scene where a boy pinned another one against a wall in rage

7 "U HATERS ARE STUPID HOMOPHOBES THAT SHUD DIE!!!" - When someone hates yaoi

Actually, I'm not a homophobe. I'm just not a fan of same sex ships. Even If the boys in the ship are hot, I won't be so interested.

Look fangirls just because I don't like your "otp" doesn't mean I'm a homophobe. I mean I'm a lesbian for crying out loud!

8 "I'M SO MAKING A DOUJIN OF THESE TWO!!!" - About a yaoi ship they like

9 "I'M GONNA MAKE AN MPREG ABOUT THIS!!!"

Male pregnancy is impossible, unless he's transgender or having a strange rare genetic disorder

10 “They’re canon” - when they do something innocent together

Male character 1: Hey, do you wanna play video games at my place after school?
Male character 2: Sure!
Yaoi fangirl: THEY’RE SO IN LOVE!

The Contenders

11 "GROSS THEY'RE BOTH GIRLS!!!!" - when they see 2 girls holding hands

This is so hypocritical it actually hurts

If you like Yaoi but demonize WLW and femslash get off the internet.

12 "(Yaoi Ship Name) Is perfection sent by god from Heaven" - About their yaoi OTP

The perfection sent by GOD himself from Heaven is sanity

13 "I'M GONNA MAKE [yaoi ship name] AS MY OTP AND I'LL MAKE [het ship 1] AND [het ship 2] AS MY NOTPS!!!!!" - When making a shipping chart

14 *insert female character* IS A MARY SUE WHO GETS IN THE WAY OF MY YAOI!!1!1!1!1111!!!!!

Mary Sue means a character, who have no flaws and a perfect character, not male anime character's girlfriend.

I hate these types of persons,seriously,they kept bashing on any female characters who's close friends to a male character

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