Top Ten Things Rabid Yaoi Fangirls Would Say on Specific Situations

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Title says It all.
I'm not a homophobe but the hardcore yaoi fangirls are annoying

The Top Ten

1 "OH MY GOSH! THEY'RE GONNA MAKE OUT!!!" - When the two characters they ship are in the same room

Wait... What if your a yaoi fanboy? > - Kuro

2 "WHO IS THIS GIRL?!!?!?!?" - When a character's love interest shows up

Poor poor shinoa mikasa touka misa hiyori - Justaloli

Note to yaoi fangirls: Female characters exist. So do straight male characters. If a male character makes it obvious that he likes a female character, he’s straight. That’s it.

3 "____(character 1)IS OBVIOUSLY IN LOVE WITH ______(character 2)!!!! THAT'S WHY HE'S TRYING TO KILL HIM!!!!!" - When one character they ship is trying to kill the other one

If it's extremely bizarre version of yandere... - BorisRule

4 "Rape Is hot, bruh" - When someone complains about crime cases related to boy-on-boy rape

The f is wrong with their minds?! - BorisRule

Okay. Whoever thinks this has issues and needs to be deported off their country. - TwilightKitsune

Jesus, this is disgusting. I wouldn't expect even the craziest of yaoi fangirls with any sense to go this far. - Entranced98

Um, no. No it isn't.

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5 "Even that one Is a 12 year old, and the other one is over 100 years old, Their love will always be there! I mean, Age Is Just a number!" - When someone complains about the huge age gap of a ship they ship

And the electric chair is just a chair - RoseWeasley

If age is just a number do you know what's also a number: 911. - XxembermasterxX

And death sentences are just a disease

Boku no Pico is disgusting - BorisRule

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6 "KISS KISS KISS KISS!!!!" - When they saw a scene where a boy pinned another one against a wall in rage

Great list, MLPFan. This is literally my sister - Absolite

Not likely. - Entranced98

7 "U HATERS ARE STUPID HOMOPHOBES THAT SHUD DIE!!!" - When someone hates yaoi

Look fangirls just because I don't like your "otp" doesn't mean I'm a homophobe. I mean I'm a lesbian for crying out loud!

Actually, I'm not a homophobe. I'm just not a fan of same sex ships. Even If the boys in the ship are hot, I won't be so interested. - MLPFan

Then they will become LGBT members and bash you even more. - Firion2

I dislike yaoi, but I’m an asexual polyromantic (romantically attracted to some but not all genders).It doesn’t mean I’m a homophobe if I don’t find yaoi appealing.

8 "I'M SO MAKING A DOUJIN OF THESE TWO!!!" - About a yaoi ship they like
9 “They’re canon” - when they do something innocent together

Male character 1: Hey, do you wanna play video games at my place after school?
Male character 2: Sure!
Yaoi fangirl: THEY’RE SO IN LOVE!

10 "I'M GONNA MAKE AN MPREG ABOUT THIS!!!"

Male pregnancy is impossible, unless he's transgender or having a strange rare genetic disorder - BorisRule

They are fujoshis and MPREG is meh

Seriously,did any of these fujoshis had good grades on science class? they also knew that men didn't have vaginas,even a womb
like,what

Why? Just...why?! Why is this even a thing?! I mean, you know men can't get pregnant, right?...RIGHT?! I hope so, anyway 😂

The Contenders

11 "(Yaoi Ship Name) Is perfection sent by god from Heaven" - About their yaoi OTP

The perfection sent by GOD himself from Heaven is sanity - BorisRule

12 "I'M GONNA MAKE [yaoi ship name] AS MY OTP AND I'LL MAKE [het ship 1] AND [het ship 2] AS MY NOTPS!!!!!" - When making a shipping chart
13 "GROSS THEY'RE BOTH GIRLS!!!!" - when they see 2 girls holding hands

This is so hypocritical it actually hurts

14 *insert female character* IS A MARY SUE WHO GETS IN THE WAY OF MY YAOI!!1!1!1!1111!!!!!

Mary Sue means a character, who have no flaws and a perfect character, not male anime character's girlfriend. - BorisRule

I hate these types of persons,seriously,they kept bashing on any female characters who's close friends to a male character

#justicetofemaleanimecharacters
In fact,I hate male anime characters more than females, because they're way more cliche and a lot has no personalities

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1. "OH MY GOSH! THEY'RE GONNA MAKE OUT!!!" - When the two characters they ship are in the same room
2. "WHO IS THIS GIRL?!!?!?!?" - When a character's love interest shows up
3. "____(character 1)IS OBVIOUSLY IN LOVE WITH ______(character 2)!!!! THAT'S WHY HE'S TRYING TO KILL HIM!!!!!" - When one character they ship is trying to kill the other one
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