Top 10 Things That Really Shouldn't Be In Your Freezer

The Top Ten

1 Your oven

I don't understand why this list isn't popular. Terrific work Cyri.

Hot and cold. No contradiction here

2 A murder victim

I predicted this would be on the list fairly high you did not disappoint me.

I went straight to the dark side, much to Luke's disappointment.

3 Your pet

4 A heater

5 A much needed blood transfusion

President Terry (making up names is fun) is dying! We heard you had- OH, FOR THE LOVE OF-

6 An important document

Take the Declaration of Independence, for example. Independence would fall to a frozen pizza box.

7 A fishbowl

As bad as it sounds, it would probably look really cool, kinda like a cartoon. That or the fish would look like one of those cavemen that we're found frozen in ice, which basically means it wouldn't look good.

8 Your siblings

Now you tell me... I thought it was a great idea

Not that they'd fit

9 Electronic devices

10 A dead body

The Contenders

11 Your bedsheets

12 A dead woman’s foot with Jerry Brudos’ autograph signed onto it

This is oddly specific.

13 A toaster

14 Your mom

15 Your vacuum cleaner

16 Your virginity

17 Someone's kidney

18 Ant farm

19 A dead animal

Actually these are in most peoples freezers all the time is this item advocating for vegetarianism?

20 A bomb

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