Top Ten Things Rednecks Do

I'm not a redneck but being from a redneck state, I've met hundreds of them.
The Top Ten
1 Listen to Country Music

You don't even have to be redneck to listen to country. You can be Hillbilly. Guess what there is a country song that sings about how we all got a hillbilly bone down deep inside no matter where your from you just can't hide. So you gotta love it. Some don't but whatever

If it hadn't been for cotton-eyed Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from? Where did you go?
Where did you come from, cotton-eyed Joe?
He came to town like a midwinter storm
He rode through the fields so handsome and strong
His eyes was his tools and his smile was his gun
But all he had come for was having some fun

Both of them songs are not American.
Rednex are from Sweden
Steps are from Britain
Steps were not even country singers that was just their first song, all the other songs were just pop songs.

A lot of country is trash, only about sex, girls, trucks and beer
but some of the old school type still exists

2 Go Muddin'
3 Sit On the Front Porch Drinking a Beer

I hate beer. I will never drink alcohol.

4 Spit Dip Into a Cup or Bottle
5 Go Hunting

Its not the Stone Age

6 Go Fishing
7 Canoe Down a River
8 Play the Acoustic Guitar
9 Walk Around Outside With No Shirt On

People, keep your shirts on.

10 Wear Steel-Toed Boots
The Contenders
11 Talk Trash

I used to have to put up with a lot of rednecks and druggies's crap in middle and HS, eventually it got to the point where I was set up and they knew I was lonely and I got a death threat from a Yankee though he's seen me before and some of the neighborhood kids would go there. I was so pissed, I fixed all those responsible, so now some people are scared of me including that old Yank.

There ARE a lot of good "rednecks" though, and there is a support system in place to help out each other including myself.

I knew a redneck High schooler who threatened to shoot up the high school over a rumor about him and a girl. He wasn't bullied, he was just macho and was a jerk, and got a felon.

12 Support Donald Trump

Stop hating Donald Trump. Donald Trump built a wall, to protect our country.People who are Liberals/Democrats need to stop overreacting and calling him a racist. But Joe Biden, he's evil. It's not Hitler won the 2016 election.

It's a well known fact that all trailer park trash rednecks support Donald Trump.

13 Eat Beef Jerky
14 Smoke
15 Watch NASCAR
16 Inbreed
17 Molest Farm Animals
18 Make S'mores
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