Best Things to Reply When Someone Says "Go to Hell"

There are many arrogant blockheads who say this, reply them with these, feel free to add your opinion.

The Top Ten

1 Wait... you are telling me to go to your home? No thanks.

Many of these are so good! I don't know which one to reply!

I made this list and forgot to use these...DAMN. - Ananya

Haha haha I can't stop laughing - Righteous

OUCH AHAHAH. Great list Ananya - AlphaQ

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2 You are talking so it feels like hell already

Definitely using this one. - 3DG20

I will use this one


Oh shooot!

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3 But your'e already there.
4 I will see you there

This one is so badass

Oh yes I will - Neonco31

5 Come with me.
6 Brush your teeth...

Haha this would stun them. But it has to be said a femtosecond afterwards... Try it! - Britgirl

Love IT!


Gah I love it I used it on my mum timeout for life no regrets #litlitlit

7 I can't, Satan has a restraining order against me

Subtle and won't escalate situations

Lol I can't even!


8 Hell is hot so... which hot place are you telling me to go to...?

@visitor haha thanks for sharing! - Ananya

This list reminds me of a sign I once saw at an auto-repair shop: "Helen Waite is our credit manager. If you can't pay cash, go to Helen Waite."

9 Hell is better than you, because it doesn't seems to resemble the foul smell of your mouth.

It’s funny

10 Hell ain't a bad place to be, so I'm fine with it

That was one of AC/DC's songs

The Newcomers

? Ok... But will you pick the kids!
? I’ll rule it

The Contenders

11 I gotta find it first
12 I have a vacation house there! Would you like a tour?
13 No, I'm not following ya...
14 Nah... You deserve that place more than anyone

I added this one, Just for fun :P - Righteous

15 I'm too cool for that ya know...

Heck yaaa

16 Where do you think I came from?

I would totally ude this

This one is savage... I ll use

17 Not interested in your fairytale.

Yeah, only Cinderella goes to hell - TwilightKitsune

Love it

18 Okay

This would be hilarious - hellother

19 Oh, you're a Megadeth fan too?

Go to Hell is a sing by Megadeth - Brobusky

20 Ok, thanks for the invitation to your birthday part.
21 You first

Yeah, you first! - Neonco31

22 Sorry but I have already booked my seat in heaven

Lol, that's the best. 'But I see you already have a place there. Oh well, see you never! '

Oh wow! Such a good one - Ananya

WOW; that's a really good one.

23 Lead the way
24 Oh, I'm so afraid!
25 Why? Are you lonely down there?

Woah... - Ananya

26 Sure, if it’s the only place to get away from you

Amazing reply

27 Hell doesn't exist, dumbass

Yeah, dumbass!

Unless you're an atheist, it does! - Neonco31

28 Oh honey, where did you think I came from?
29 Ladies first
30 With The Devil! There, I finished what you were going to say

I'm pretty sure he doesn't like christian rock bands obsessed with the colors black and yellow.

This is too lit

31 I don't have time to go to hell, with all this drama going around honey. I have other problems to deal with.

Basically saying you're too busy dealing with him/her being around you then travelling to hell

32 Okay no problem. Don't forget to bring your mother

*And then there was silence* - Ananya

May be this one help you

33 Hell is a village in Norway.

Seriously,I'd love to go there,but it's too expensive. - Villainnumberone

Wow I didn't know, thanks for adding ^~^ - Ananya

34 Nah...I'm good. You need to floss.
35 I'm working on it.
36 I can’t. There’s too many people like you. Besides, I’m staying in Heaven.
37 I accept jesus as my lord and savior, and I believe that he died for our sins, sooo yeah. Maybe you’ll go, but not me.
38 Anywhere you ain’t is fine for me
39 Haven't you heard? I took over. Satan is on vacation.
40 Tell them I sent you
41 Ok I’m I’ll be on fire unlike a loser like you
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Top Remixes

1. But your'e already there.
2. Come with me.
3. Hell ain't a bad place to be, so I'm fine with it
1. Wait... you are telling me to go to your home? No thanks.
2. I will see you there
3. You are talking so it feels like hell already


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