Best Things to Reply When Someone Says "Go to Hell"

There are many arrogant blockheads who say this, reply them with these, feel free to add your opinion.

The Top Ten Best Things to Reply When Someone Says "Go to Hell"

1 Wait... you are telling me to go to your home? No thanks.

Many of these are so good! I don't know which one to reply!

I made this list and forgot to use these...DAMN. - Ananya

Haha haha I can't stop laughing - Righteous

Following him...haha

2 Oh, so where you were born?
3 After you.


4 Hell is better than you, because it doesn't seems to resemble the foul smell of your mouth.

It’s funny

5 Hell ain't a bad place to be, so I'm fine with it

That was one of AC/DC's songs

6 Haven't you heard? I took over. Satan is on vacation.
7 I will see you there

I used it in a roast battle and she blocked me

This one is so badass

That's pretty funny. - PokemonYesTeletubbiesNo

This is the best.

8 I can't, Satan has a restraining order against me

Subtle and won't escalate situations

I love this one

Lol I can't even!


9 Hell is hot so... which hot place are you telling me to go to...?

@visitor haha thanks for sharing! - Ananya

This list reminds me of a sign I once saw at an auto-repair shop: "Helen Waite is our credit manager. If you can't pay cash, go to Helen Waite."

10 You are talking so it feels like hell already

Definitely using this one. - 3DG20

I will use this one


Oh shooot!

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11 I have a vacation house there! Would you like a tour?



12 Brush your teeth...

Haha this would stun them. But it has to be said a femtosecond afterwards... Try it! - Britgirl

Love IT!

Gah I love it I used it on my mum timeout for life no regrets #litlitlit

13 But you're already there.

Well someone has to run thing and sit on the throne.

Ha I might use it

14 Why? Are you lonely down there?

Definitely will help my issues with this idiot in my class

Perfect haha

Woah... - Ananya

The best one

15 Come with me.
16 Where do you think I came from?

This is perhaps one of the greatest comebacks ever.

These are funny

I would totally ude this


17 Nah... You deserve that place more than anyone

I added this one, Just for fun :P - Righteous

18 No, I'm not following ya...
19 I gotta find it first
20 Lead the way

Awe nice one


21 Sorry but I have already booked my seat in heaven

I like this one because I can't talk to my grandmother like that

Lol, that's the best. 'But I see you already have a place there. Oh well, see you never! '

Oh wow! Such a good one - Ananya

WOW; that's a really good one.

22 I'm too cool for that ya know...

Heck yaaa

23 Okay

This would be hilarious - hellother

24 Hell doesn't exist, dumbass

Yeah, dumbass!

Unless you're an atheist, it does! - Neonco31

Maybe. - Bammer73

Oh boy

25 Sure, if it’s the only place to get away from you

Amazing reply

26 I would except I can't afford a ticket
27 Not interested in your fairytale

Yeah, only Cinderella goes to hell - TwilightKitsune

Love it

28 Ladies first

I’m female though. That doesn’t work at all. - Misfire

Females don't need to say " Urinals aren't meant for us " because it's pretty obvious...

Same way the item isn't meant for ya
Choose from other 51 items. - Ananya

29 Oh, I'm so afraid!
30 You first

Yeah, you first! - Neonco31

31 Ok, thanks for the invitation to your birthday party
32 Oh, you're a Megadeth fan too?

Go to Hell is a song by Megadeth - Brobusky

33 Okay no problem. Don't forget to bring your mother

I will probably forget about it cause no-one dares to say that to me lol

*And then there was silence* - Ananya

May be this one help you

34 I accept Jesus as my Lord and savior, and I believe that he died for our sins, so yeah. Maybe you’ll go, but not me.

Perfect answer


35 Why, are you scared to go alone?

What an idiot you have been.

36 Why, did you want to me to visit you?
37 I’ll rule it

Amazing... just...

38 I'm already in hell with you
39 Why do I need to go there when I'm already with you?


40 With the Devil! There, I finished what you were going to say

I'm pretty sure he doesn't like christian rock bands obsessed with the colors black and yellow.

This is too lit

41 I don't have time to go to hell, with all this drama going around honey. I have other problems to deal with.

Basically saying you're too busy dealing with him/her being around you then travelling to hell

42 Nah...I'm good. You need to floss.
43 I'm working on it.
44 I can’t. There’s too many people like you. Besides, I’m staying in Heaven.
45 Hell is a village in Norway.

There is also a Hell in Michigan too.

Seriously,I'd love to go there,but it's too expensive. - Villainnumberone

Wow I didn't know, thanks for adding ^~^ - Ananya

46 Yeah! I am so hot...!
47 Anywhere you ain’t is fine for me
48 Tell them I sent you
49 Ok... But will you pick the kids!
50 Thanks for saying I’m hot but...
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