Best Things to Reply When Someone Says "Go to Hell"

There are many arrogant blockheads who say this, reply them with these, feel free to add your opinion.

The Top Ten

1 Wait... you are telling me to go to your home? No thanks.

Many of these are so good! I don't know which one to reply!

I made this list and forgot to use these...DAMN. - Ananya

Haha haha I can't stop laughing - Righteous

Hell is his home? Lol - Neonco31

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2 I will see you there

This one is so badass

Oh yes I will - Neonco31

3 You are talking so it feels like hell already

I will use this one


Oh shooot!


4 Brush your teeth...

Haha this would stun them. But it has to be said a femtosecond afterwards... Try it! - Britgirl

Love IT!


Gah I love it I used it on my mum timeout for life no regrets #litlitlit

5 I'm too cool for that ya know...

Heck yaaa

6 No, I'm not following ya...
7 Hell is hot so... which hot place are you telling me to go to...?

@visitor haha thanks for sharing! - Ananya

This list reminds me of a sign I once saw at an auto-repair shop: "Helen Waite is our credit manager. If you can't pay cash, go to Helen Waite."

8 Not interested in your fairytale.

Yeah, only Cinderella goes to hell - TwilightKitsune

Love it

9 Nah... You deserve that place more than anyone

I added this one, Just for fun :P - Righteous

10 Where do you think I came from?

I would totally ude this

This one is savage... I ll use

The Newcomers

? Ladies first
? I'm working on it.

The Contenders

11 Hell is better than you, because it doesn't seems to resemble the foul smell of your mouth.

It’s funny

12 I can't, Satan has a restraining order against me

Lol I can't even!


13 You first

Yeah, you first! - Neonco31

14 Hell ain't a bad place to be, so I'm fine with it

That was one of AC/DC's songs

15 Okay

This would be hilarious - hellother

16 Oh, I'm so afraid!
17 Oh, you're a Megadeth fan too?

Go to Hell is a sing by Megadeth - Brobusky

18 Why? Are you lonely down there?

Woah... - Ananya

19 But your'e already there.
20 Lead the way
21 Hell doesn't exist, dumbass

Yeah, dumbass!

Unless you're an atheist, it does! - Neonco31

22 I don't have time to go to hell, with all this drama going around honey. I have other problems to deal with.

Basically saying you're too busy dealing with him/her being around you then travelling to hell

23 Oh honey, where did you think I came from?
24 Sorry but I have already booked my seat in heaven

Oh wow! Such a good one - Ananya

25 Sure, if it’s the only place to get away from you

Amazing reply

26 Nah...I'm good. You need to floss.
27 Ok, thanks for the invitation to your birthday part.
28 With The Devil! There, I finished what you were going to say

I'm pretty sure he doesn't like christian rock bands obsessed with the colors black and yellow.

29 Anywhere you ain’t is fine for me
30 Come with me.
31 I gotta find it first
32 Okay no problem. Don't forget to bring your mother

May be this one help you

33 I have a vacation house there! Would you like a tour?
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