Best Things to Reply When Someone Says "Go to Hell"

There are many arrogant blockheads who say this, reply them with these, feel free to add your opinion.

The Top Ten

1 Wait... you are telling me to go to your home? No thanks.

Many of these are so good! I don't know which one to reply!

I made this list and forgot to use these...DAMN.

Haha haha I can't stop laughing

Following him...haha

2 Oh, so where you were born?
3 After you.


4 Hell is better than you, because it doesn't seems to resemble the foul smell of your mouth.

It’s funny

5 Hell ain't a bad place to be, so I'm fine with it

That was one of AC/DC's songs

6 I will see you there

I used it in a roast battle and she blocked me

This one is so badass

That's pretty funny.

This is the best.

7 Haven't you heard? I took over. Satan is on vacation.
8 I can't, Satan has a restraining order against me

Subtle and won't escalate situations

I love this one

Lol I can't even!


9 Hell is hot so... which hot place are you telling me to go to...?

@visitor haha thanks for sharing!

This list reminds me of a sign I once saw at an auto-repair shop: "Helen Waite is our credit manager. If you can't pay cash, go to Helen Waite."

10 You are talking so it feels like hell already

Definitely using this one.

I will use this one


Oh shooot!

The Contenders

11 I have a vacation house there! Would you like a tour?



12 Brush your teeth...

Haha this would stun them. But it has to be said a femtosecond afterwards... Try it!

Love IT!

Gah I love it I used it on my mum timeout for life no regrets #litlitlit

13 But you're already there.

Well someone has to run thing and sit on the throne.

Ha I might use it

14 Why? Are you lonely down there?

Definitely will help my issues with this idiot in my class

Perfect haha


The best one

15 Come with me.
16 Where do you think I came from?

This is perhaps one of the greatest comebacks ever.

These are funny

I would totally ude this


17 Nah... You deserve that place more than anyone

I added this one, Just for fun :P

18 No, I'm not following ya...
19 I gotta find it first
20 Sorry but I have already booked my seat in heaven

I like this one because I can't talk to my grandmother like that

Lol, that's the best. 'But I see you already have a place there. Oh well, see you never! '

Oh wow! Such a good one

that's the best with this I roasted him

21 Lead the way

Awe nice one


22 I'm too cool for that ya know...

Heck yaaa

23 Okay

This would be hilarious

24 Sure, if it’s the only place to get away from you

Amazing reply

25 Hell doesn't exist, dumbass

Yeah, dumbass!

Unless you're an atheist, it does!

Oh boy


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