Best Things to Reply When Someone Says "Go to Hell"

There are many arrogant blockheads who say this, reply them with these, feel free to add your opinion.

The Top Ten

1 Wait... you are telling me to go to your home? No thanks.


Many of these are so good! I don't know which one to reply!

Damn,this is savage.I will use this if someone tells me to go to hell. - DarkBoi-X

OUCH AHAHAH. Great list Ananya - AlphaQ

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2 But your'e already there.

€�Well someone has to run thing and sit on the throne.

3 I will see you there

That's pretty funny. - PokemonYesTeletubbiesNo

This one is so badass

��such an ASS BURNING reply...

Oh yes I will - Neonco31

4 Come with me.
5 You are talking so it feels like hell already

Definitely using this one. - 3DG20


I will use this one

Oh shooot!

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6 Brush your teeth...

Haha this would stun them. But it has to be said a femtosecond afterwards... Try it! - Britgirl

Love IT!

Gah I love it I used it on my mum timeout for life no regrets #litlitlit

7 I can't, Satan has a restraining order against me


Subtle and won't escalate situations

Lol I can't even!


8 Hell is better than you, because it doesn't seems to resemble the foul smell of your mouth.

It’s funny

9 Hell is hot so... which hot place are you telling me to go to...?

@visitor haha thanks for sharing! - Ananya

This list reminds me of a sign I once saw at an auto-repair shop: "Helen Waite is our credit manager. If you can't pay cash, go to Helen Waite."

10 Hell ain't a bad place to be, so I'm fine with it

That was one of AC/DC's songs

The Contenders

11 I have a vacation house there! Would you like a tour?
12 I gotta find it first
13 No, I'm not following ya...
14 Nah... You deserve that place more than anyone

I added this one, Just for fun :P - Righteous

15 Where do you think I came from?

This is perhaps one of the greatest comebacks ever.

This one is savage... I ll use

I would totally ude this

16 Why? Are you lonely down there?

i love it

Woah... - Ananya

17 I'm too cool for that ya know...

Heck yaaa

18 Lead the way

Awe nice one

19 Sorry but I have already booked my seat in heaven

I like this one because I can't talk to my grandmother like that

WOW; that's a really good one.

Lol, that's the best. 'But I see you already have a place there. Oh well, see you never! '

Oh wow! Such a good one - Ananya

20 Not interested in your fairytale.

Yeah, only Cinderella goes to hell - TwilightKitsune

Love it

21 Okay

This would be hilarious - hellother

22 Sure, if it’s the only place to get away from you

Amazing reply

23 Oh, I'm so afraid!
24 Hell doesn't exist, dumbass

Yeah, dumbass!

Unless you're an atheist, it does! - Neonco31

25 Oh, you're a Megadeth fan too?

Go to Hell is a sing by Megadeth - Brobusky

26 Ok, thanks for the invitation to your birthday part.
27 Ladies first
28 You first

Yeah, you first! - Neonco31

29 Oh honey, where did you think I came from?
30 Okay no problem. Don't forget to bring your mother

I will probably forget about it cause no-one dares to say that to me lol

*And then there was silence* - Ananya

May be this one help you

31 I’ll rule it

Amazing... just...

32 After you.
33 With The Devil! There, I finished what you were going to say

This is too lit

I'm pretty sure he doesn't like christian rock bands obsessed with the colors black and yellow.

34 I don't have time to go to hell, with all this drama going around honey. I have other problems to deal with.

Basically saying you're too busy dealing with him/her being around you then travelling to hell

35 Nah...I'm good. You need to floss.
36 I'm working on it.
37 Hell is a village in Norway.

There is also a Hell in Michigan too.

Seriously,I'd love to go there,but it's too expensive. - Villainnumberone

Wow I didn't know, thanks for adding ^~^ - Ananya

38 I accept jesus as my lord and savior, and I believe that he died for our sins, sooo yeah. Maybe you’ll go, but not me.
39 Were did you think I came from?
40 I'm already in hell with you
41 Why do I need to go there when I'm already with you?
42 Haven't you heard? I took over. Satan is on vacation.
43 Tell them I sent you
44 I can’t. There’s too many people like you. Besides, I’m staying in Heaven.
45 Ok... But will you pick the kids!
46 Why, are you scared to go alone?

What an idiot you have been.

47 Why, did you want to me to visit you?
48 Anywhere you ain’t is fine for me
49 Ok I’m I’ll be on fire unlike a loser like you
50 Thanks for saying I’m hot but...
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Top Remixes

1. But your'e already there.
2. Come with me.
3. Hell ain't a bad place to be, so I'm fine with it
1. Wait... you are telling me to go to your home? No thanks.
2. I will see you there
3. You are talking so it feels like hell already


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