Top 10 Best Things Said on TV

Sometimes, some things said on TV are comedy gold. Here's what I think are my personal favorites in chronological order.
The Top Ten
1 Family Feud:"If that's up there, I'll eat your tie, Steve".
2 Impractical Jokers:Q:Guys, today Joe is going to be looking for suppositories.Sal:Oh so if Joe loses, he can take the win and shove it up his ass.
3 Worlds Dumbest:Brad:I went down a hill in a tractor tire once, and when I came out, I was gay.
4 Family Feud:Steve:Name something that follows the word pork.Contestant:...cupine.
5 News:I like turtles
6 Impractical Jokers:Joe:Larry!
7 Family Feud:Steve:Name a type of crack.Contestant:Crack head.
8 News:F*** her right in the p****
9 Impractical Jokers:Murr:You have not lived until you seen moonlight on the bayou.
10 Impractical Jokers:Q:Murr, keep on showing the passengers more of your ass.Sal:Murr's ass, a.k.a. The Big Easy.
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