Top 10 Things to Say After "I'm Sorry, the Old Taylor Can't Come to the Phone Right Now. Why? Oh..."

LightningStrike
My favorite Taylor Swift song is You Belong with Me because it's not even a break up song or a hater song at all. It's got true meaning to it too. But when she won a few Grammys after that she started making break up songs. What a terrible thing to do as a singer. Then she makes annoying songs after that. Now she makes Look What You Made Me Do making that her worst song. So just for fun, I'd like to make a list to solve this issue.

The Top Ten

1 Cause that's the wrong number

I broke up with my ex girl. Here's her number...
SIKE, THAT'S THE WRONG NUMBER!
OOOHH! - LightningStrike

2 Cause this is Patrick

Is this the krusty krab?
No, this is Patrick,
(Whistle) (ring),
Is this the krusty krab?

No, this is Patrick,
(Whistle) (ring),
Is this the old Taylor?
NO! THIS IS PATRICK! - LightningStrike

This list needs to be featured. - Userguy44

Really good jokes lol - BorisRule

This list is amazing - ElSherlock

3 Cause she's at school learning how to make lyrics right

True how she kept on making break up songs at the time, that's how it started of course. Sad. I can't believe her albums kept on being hits no matter what she does like if she does something terrible, it becomes a hit and the swifties are going to do taylor's commands. Like she commands them to bully every hater that hates break up songs. What the heck taylor. WHY? - Lsdjesus

And I mean no break up songs and more you belong with me related stuff. Just think about what she's done back in 2012 when she released we are never getting back together. - LightningStrike

4 Please leave a message at the tone.

Clickbait everywhere!

Yeah, you know those trick messages going like "hello?... Ok stop right there, give me a favor to leave me a message at the tone ok? " They're funny. - LightningStrike

5 Cause this is an old telephone and it's gonna break in a second

Go buy an iPhone Taylor. Old phones don't make you look classy no more! It makes you look like someone back in the 1920s - LightningStrike

6 Cause she broke up with this phone

Lol. Ok yes now here's a lesson. If you're a famous singer that makes break up songs. People will easily make jokes about it or even call you a Taylor Swift ripoff. Right? Yeah. - LightningStrike

7 Just kidding she's back

More you belong with me, less look what you made me do. I wonder what her next album would be like. Maybe an apology? Hopefully. - LightningStrike

8 Cause this is the Magic School Bus

Is this the magic school bus?
Is this the magic school bus?
Is this the magic school bus?
Yes it is. - LightningStrike

IS tHiS tHe mAgIc sChOol bUs? - RadioHead03

9 Didn't mean to make you cry, if she's not back again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters.

You people see what I'm referring this too? Maybe she'll be back. Right? Hopefully. If not then I will be angry a lot more. - LightningStrike

I like that song Lol - Lsdjesus

TOO LATE, MY TIME HAS COME. - Misfire

10 She's busy with her break up songs

Remember when people reacted to her break up songs back in 2012? And it even kept on playing on the radio over and over? Yeah, that exactly where the story begins. - LightningStrike

The Contenders

11 She's on a diet

Lol sure - LightningStrike

12 She's in my room
13 That's classified information

Good one! - LightningStrike

14 Because she’s listening to Sean Paul

Lol. Love these ones! - LightningStrike

15 Cause she's dead

Not a funny item. This is the most cheesiest thing she's done. Whoever added this is just an idiot that can't respect people at all. - Lsdjesus

No - LightningStrike

16 She's on vacation
17 Cause she's in the restroom
18 Cause she's a coward
19 Cause she's getting out her tonsils

Man, I am not funny. - TriggerTrashKid

20 Cause that’s what she said

Sorry, couldn’t resist to add this. - Userguy44

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1. Cause that's the wrong number
2. Just kidding she's back
3. She's busy with her break up songs
Lsdjesus
1. Cause that's the wrong number
2. Cause she's at school learning how to make lyrics right
3. Cause this is Patrick
LightningStrike
1. Cause that's the wrong number
2. Just kidding she's back
3. Please leave a message at the tone.
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