Top 10 Things to Say After "I'm Sorry, the Old Taylor Can't Come to the Phone Right Now. Why? Oh..."
My favorite Taylor Swift song is You Belong with Me because it's not even a break up song or a hater song at all. It's got true meaning to it too. But when she won a few Grammys after that she started making break up songs. What a terrible thing to do as a singer. Then she makes annoying songs after that. Now she makes Look What You Made Me Do making that her worst song. So just for fun, I'd like to make a list to solve this issue.The Top Ten
I broke up with my ex girl. Here's her number...
SIKE, THAT'S THE WRONG NUMBER!
OOOHH! - LightningStrike
Is this the krusty krab?
No, this is Patrick,
(Whistle) (ring),
Is this the krusty krab?
No, this is Patrick,
(Whistle) (ring),
Is this the old Taylor?
NO! THIS IS PATRICK! - LightningStrike
This list needs to be featured. - Userguy44
Really good jokes lol - BorisRule
This list is amazing - ElSherlock
True how she kept on making break up songs at the time, that's how it started of course. Sad. I can't believe her albums kept on being hits no matter what she does like if she does something terrible, it becomes a hit and the swifties are going to do taylor's commands. Like she commands them to bully every hater that hates break up songs. What the heck taylor. WHY? - Lsdjesus
And I mean no break up songs and more you belong with me related stuff. Just think about what she's done back in 2012 when she released we are never getting back together. - LightningStrike
Clickbait everywhere!
Yeah, you know those trick messages going like "hello?... Ok stop right there, give me a favor to leave me a message at the tone ok? " They're funny. - LightningStrike
More you belong with me, less look what you made me do. I wonder what her next album would be like. Maybe an apology? Hopefully. - LightningStrike
Go buy an iPhone Taylor. Old phones don't make you look classy no more! It makes you look like someone back in the 1920s - LightningStrike
Lol. Ok yes now here's a lesson. If you're a famous singer that makes break up songs. People will easily make jokes about it or even call you a Taylor Swift ripoff. Right? Yeah. - LightningStrike
Is this the magic school bus?
Is this the magic school bus?
Is this the magic school bus?
Yes it is.
Lol. Love these ones! - LightningStrike
The Contenders
You people see what I'm referring this too? Maybe she'll be back. Right? Hopefully. If not then I will be angry a lot more. - LightningStrike
I like that song Lol - Lsdjesus
TOO LATE, MY TIME HAS COME. - Misfire
Remember when people reacted to her break up songs back in 2012? And it even kept on playing on the radio over and over? Yeah, that exactly where the story begins. - LightningStrike
Man, I am not funny. - TriggerTrashKid
It's a comprehensive diet. It doesn't just include what she can eat but also where she can be at certain times what she can be doing etc. On a serious note I just wanted to say I noticed your remix of my unpopular opinions list and I respect your opinion on Taylor Swift in fact I don't really like her number one hits either and true her fans can be pretty annoying. The only comment I don't really understand is what you mean by her emotions being the elephant in the room. - Powell
Lol sure - LightningStrike
Good one! - LightningStrike
Sorry, couldn’t resist to add this. - Userguy44
Wasn't that parrot of original lyric? O_o - Xentrick-The-Creeper
Not a funny item. This is the most cheesiest thing she's done. Whoever added this is just an idiot that can't respect people at all. - Lsdjesus
We are never ever ever getting back together. We are never ever ever getting back together. You go talk to your friends talk to my friends talk to me. But we are never ever ever getting back together.