Top 10 Things to Say After the Phrase "Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa..."


The Top Ten

1 Lois, this is not my Batman mug
2 So it's 2016? I thought we were in 2009.

I thought we were in 2017.

3 So you're telling me that I have to go to the Antarctic to catch octopuses?

And you are racing against whales, seals, and penguins!

4 So there's a list in TheTopTens about what to say after saying whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa?

It's funny - Righteous

5 Could you repeat please? I was ignoring you and couldn't hear you.
6 Are you going to kill that fly, or should I do it?
7 Should I change the channel?
8 So how fast can you eat 20 muffins?
9 I don't see any jam on my toast!

Strawberry jam is my favorite! - Pegasister12

10 What am I doing here?

The Newcomers

? Did you just say what I think you just said?
? What is that?

The Contenders

11 ...Whoa, Whoa. You don't have to go.
12 Is it Justin Bieber? Oh, wait, it's a cow again.

What is the difference - TwilightKitsune

13 Did you have nose surgery? Oh, wait, no, you just got a haircut.
14 You're a giant horse with chronic diarrhea?

Haha I don't think he'll reply - Toucan

15 Now who will feed Fluffy the cat our pet rabbit that died today with squashed bug and moldy socks?

Nobody, that's who.

16 Marge, did you change your hair?
17 You just said that you love me.
18 He said he loves me, I say I love myself too
19 Why do people make natural disaster predictions.

Earthquakes, tornadoes and far more don't have a pattern.

20 I'm sitting here, completely surrounded by no one! Cuh!
21 Calm down
22 And you don't have to change a thing the world can change its heart. No scars to your beautiful, no scars to your beautiful
23 Sweet child O’ Mine
24 Did you just roast me?
25 Who is that???
26 That’s wrong!!!
27 I have to type 10 pages for my essay???
28 That is real???
29 That’s just weird
30 That’s so wrong on so many levels
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