Top Ten Things to Say to Annoy a Grammar Nazi

PositronWildhawk

The Top Ten

1 Your a Grammar Nazi!

Anonymous, "quality grammar"? Do you mean good or bad quality grammar? - PositronWildhawk

I like this list. It's a blessing to all of us who have quality grammar.

Two in one there. It really gets to some of them. - PositronWildhawk

I has a good gramer.

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2 Look how many follower's I have!

I Have 1 Followers There A Real User, Of TheTopTens&

Lol,bad grammer,I guess the grammer Nazis are comin to town - Nateawesomeness

3 That don't sound like no sentence to me.

Because there is a double negative, that means that it does sound like a sentence. - PianoQueen

My grammar is poor. She ain't never had no money! - Britgirl

Lol,gangsta talk - Nateawesomeness

4 So far my shopping list has chocolate rum eggs and bacon on it.

No commas. You really need to punctuate people. - PositronWildhawk

This is torture. - Hermione_Granger220

Agreed

5 And I just started a sentence with a grammatical conjunction!
6 I just finished a sentence with a conjunction then!

Savage

7 This must be to much for you to handle.

That's what she said.

8 What can I do you for?

This one also sounds so wrong. How does Ned Flanders get away with it? - PositronWildhawk

9 Shes standing over they're.

Lol AStumpedHuman. - Hermione_Granger220

She is standing over they are

Sounds like torture for em gremmer polizes and. Stuf. - ToptenPizza

That’s torture. I’m a grammar Nazi, so... - Hermione_Granger220

10 Under the seat, I saw it.

Saw it from under the seat or saw it under the seat? And what's "it"? - PositronWildhawk

The Contenders

11 This is the bestest list eva
12 Their sitting over they're in there bench if your looking for you're friends.
13 Hello, you must be my English teacher.
14 You sir, need to learn grammar
15 According to this polling data, after Kirk and Picard, the most popular Star Trek character are Data.

As seen in xkcd 1429! - Maplestrip

16 Umm er and urrrgghghhd
17 Dis is so Kool I luv it! me wanna had it plz gimme gimme gimme plz nowwww!!!
18 Why did you put spell-check in the computers.
19 Are we having an English lesson?
20 Does every website have English classes?
21 Go and read Twilight then Fifty Shades of Grey.
22 Did you get an F in English?
23 We speak Simlish.
24 UP and down HIGHER and lower
25 If you use American English you don't even know Grammar.
26 I am sorry I don't speak idiot
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