Top Ten Things to Say to Annoy a Grammar Nazi


The Top Ten

1 Your a Grammar Nazi!

Oh no guys. The Grammar King's popular general Hermione Granger invaded this list. We must fight back. - AStumpedHuman

Anonymous, "quality grammar"? Do you mean good or bad quality grammar? - PositronWildhawk

I like this list. It's a blessing to all of us who have quality grammar.

Oh. My. Gosh.
I’m a grammar Nazi. This is torture. - Hermione_Granger220

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2 Look how many follower's I have!

Lol,bad grammer,I guess the grammer Nazis are comin to town - Nateawesomeness

3 That don't sound like no sentence to me.

Because there is a double negative, that means that it does sound like a sentence. - PianoQueen

My grammar is poor. She ain't never had no money! - Britgirl

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4 So far my shopping list has chocolate rum eggs and bacon on it.

No commas. You really need to punctuate people. - PositronWildhawk

This is torture. - Hermione_Granger220


5 And I just started a sentence with a grammatical conjunction!
6 I just finished a sentence with a conjunction then!
7 This must be to much for you to handle.

That's what she said.

8 What can I do you for?

This one also sounds so wrong. How does Ned Flanders get away with it? - PositronWildhawk

9 Shes standing over they're.

Lol AStumpedHuman. - Hermione_Granger220

She is standing over they are

Sounds like torture for em gremmer polizes and. Stuf. - ToptenPizza

That’s torture. I’m a grammar Nazi, so... - Hermione_Granger220

Then stop invading every list bashing you. Go back to humping your Fuhrer. - AStumpedHuman

10 Under the seat, I saw it.

Saw it from under the seat or saw it under the seat? And what's "it"? - PositronWildhawk

The Contenders

11 This is the bestest list eva
12 Their sitting over they're in there bench if your looking for you're friends.
13 Hello, you must be my English teacher.
14 You sir, need to learn grammar
15 According to this polling data, after Kirk and Picard, the most popular Star Trek character are Data.
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