Top Ten Things to Say to Annoy a Grammar Nazi

The Top Ten
1 Your a Grammar Nazi!

People who feel an urge to correct other people's grammar are suffering from a form of OCD - Grammar Pedantry Syndrome...lol

Anonymous, "quality grammar"? Do you mean good or bad quality grammar?

Two in one there. It really gets to some of them.

"Grammer Nazi" I like that

2 Look how many follower's I have!

I Have 1 Followers There A Real User, Of TheTopTens&

I has a few dozen.

3 That don't sound like no sentence to me.

Because there is a double negative, that means that it does sound like a sentence.

My grammar is poor. She ain't never had no money!

Yo, that gonna make em' crazy.

4 So far my shopping list has chocolate rum eggs and bacon on it.

No commas. You really need to punctuate people.

What are chocolate rum eggs?

This is torture.

5 And I just started a sentence with a grammatical conjunction!
6 I just finished a sentence with a conjunction then!
7 This must be to much for you to handle.

Oh for crying out loud I've got an English course tomorrow night and sentences like this I don't understand what the grammar mistakes are. Don't be a troll ok.

That's what she said.

8 What can I do you for?

This one also sounds so wrong. How does Ned Flanders get away with it?

9 Shes standing over they're.

She is standing over they are

Sounds like torture for em gremmer polizes and. Stuf.

10 Under the seat, I saw it.

Saw it from under the seat or saw it under the seat? And what's "it"?

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11 This is the bestest list eva
12 Their sitting over they're in there bench if your looking for you're friends.
13 Hello, you must be my English teacher.
14 You sir, need to learn grammar
15 According to this polling data, after Kirk and Picard, the most popular Star Trek character are Data.
16 Umm er and urrrgghghhd

Are you pooping?

17 Did you get an F in English?
18 Me is be very English good.

I hate myself for typing this.

19 Dis is so Kool I luv it! me wanna had it plz gimme gimme gimme plz nowwww!!!
20 Why did you put spell-check in the computers.
21 Are we having an English lesson?
22 Does every website have English classes?
23 Go and read Twilight then Fifty Shades of Grey.

Twilight is written fine, you joined the bandwagon. Like the bandwagon of Leaving Neverland believers.

24 We speak Simlish.
25 UP and down HIGHER and lower
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