Top Ten Things to Say to Annoy a Grammar Nazi

PositronWildhawk

The Top Ten

1 Your a Grammar Nazi!

Anonymous, "quality grammar"? Do you mean good or bad quality grammar? - PositronWildhawk

I like this list. It's a blessing to all of us who have quality grammar.

Two in one there. It really gets to some of them. - PositronWildhawk

People who feel an urge to correct other people's grammar are suffering from a form of OCD - Grammar Pedantry Syndrome...lol - Ananya

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2 Look how many follower's I have!

Lol,bad grammer,I guess the grammer Nazis are comin to town - Nateawesomeness

3 That don't sound like no sentence to me.

Because there is a double negative, that means that it does sound like a sentence. - PianoQueen

My grammar is poor. She ain't never had no money! - Britgirl

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4 So far my shopping list has chocolate rum eggs and bacon on it.

No commas. You really need to punctuate people. - PositronWildhawk

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5 And I just started a sentence with a grammatical conjunction!
6 I just finished a sentence with a conjunction then!
7 What can I do you for?

This one also sounds so wrong. How does Ned Flanders get away with it? - PositronWildhawk

8 This must be to much for you to handle.
9 Shes standing over they're.

She is standing over they are

Sounds like torture for em gremmer polizes and. Stuf. - ToptenPizza

10 Under the seat, I saw it.

Saw it from under the seat or saw it under the seat? And what's "it"? - PositronWildhawk

The Contenders

11 Their sitting over they're in there bench if your looking for you're friends.
12 This is the bestest list eva
13 According to this polling data, after Kirk and Picard, the most popular Star Trek character are Data.
14 Hello, you must be my English teacher.
15 You sir, need to learn grammar
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