Top Ten Things to Say to Annoy a Grammar Nazi

The Top Ten
1 Your a Grammar Nazi!

People who feel an urge to correct other people's grammar are suffering from a form of OCD - Grammar Pedantry

Anonymous, "quality grammar"? Do you mean good or bad quality grammar?

I like this list. It's a blessing to all of us who have quality grammar.

Two in one there. It really gets to some of them.

2 Look how many follower's I have!

I has a few dozen. - Ashes

I Have 1 Followers There A Real User, Of TheTopTens&

Lol,bad grammer,I guess the grammer Nazis are comin to town - Nateawesomeness

3 That don't sound like no sentence to me.

Because there is a double negative, that means that it does sound like a sentence.

My grammar is poor. She ain't never had no money!

Yo, that gonna make em' crazy.

Lol,gangsta talk

4 So far my shopping list has chocolate rum eggs and bacon on it.

What are chocolate rum eggs? - Cyri

This is torture. - Hermione_Granger220

No commas. You really need to punctuate people. - PositronWildhawk


5 And I just started a sentence with a grammatical conjunction!
6 I just finished a sentence with a conjunction then!


7 This must be to much for you to handle.

Oh for crying out loud I've got an English course tomorrow night and sentences like this I don't understand what the grammar mistakes are. Don't be a troll ok.

That's what she said.

8 What can I do you for?

This one also sounds so wrong. How does Ned Flanders get away with it? - PositronWildhawk

9 Shes standing over they're.

She is standing over they are

Sounds like torture for em gremmer polizes and. Stuf.

Lol AStumpedHuman.

That’s torture. I’m a grammar Nazi, so...

10 Under the seat, I saw it.

Saw it from under the seat or saw it under the seat? And what's "it"? - PositronWildhawk

The Contenders
11 This is the bestest list eva
12 Their sitting over they're in there bench if your looking for you're friends.
13 Hello, you must be my English teacher.
14 You sir, need to learn grammar
15 According to this polling data, after Kirk and Picard, the most popular Star Trek character are Data.

As seen in xkcd 1429! - Maplestrip

16 Umm er and urrrgghghhd

Are you pooping? - Cyri

17 Did you get an F in English?

Yes - MrCoolC

18 Me is be very English good.

I hate myself for typing this. - Cyri

19 Dis is so Kool I luv it! me wanna had it plz gimme gimme gimme plz nowwww!!!
20 Why did you put spell-check in the computers.
21 Are we having an English lesson?
22 Does every website have English classes?
23 Go and read Twilight then Fifty Shades of Grey.

Twilight is written fine, you joined the bandwagon. Like the bandwagon of Leaving Neverland believers.

24 We speak Simlish.
25 UP and down HIGHER and lower
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