Top Ten Things to Say to Annoy People at Public Restrooms

The Top Ten
1 Uh-oh I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that.

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2 Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.
3 Now how did that get there?
4 Interesting...more floaters than sinkers.
5 Humus. Reminds me of humus.
6 Boy, that sure looks like a maggot.
7 Dang, I knew that drain hole was too small. What am I gonna do now?
8 May I borrow your highlighter?
9 It's all over me!
10 C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!
The Contenders
11 Do you have toilet paper
12 I can't believe that I have to throw out a good pair of underwear for this!
13 Wait I didn't have any corn!
14 Aaaahhhhhh thats better! Shame the toilet doesn't work.
15 Push!
16 This tastes good!
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