Top Ten Best Things to Say to a Bully

Bullies are the cause of many taken lives by pills, razors, ropes, and guns. What if you stood up to them? What would you say that could actually make a point? What would make everyone cheer for you because you beat the enemy? Yeah. This list is best things to say to a bully. Please vote and comment. BOPE (based on personal experience).
The Top Ten
1 Talk to the butt 'cause it's the only thing that gives a crap
2 My glasses may be crooked but your face is worse
3 I'll care when your IQ is above negative one hundred

The bullies at my school are ignorant morons, plain and simple.

4 Soccer balls may make me fall, but you are still dumb as hell
5 Talk to the left hand because you aren't right
6 Chuck Norris is my cousin
7 You are uglier than me, ha ha fatty
8 What are you going to do to me?
9 I like pancakes
10 Kill me!
The Contenders
11 Bananas make me think of potassium.
12 Tell it to the judge, Pinkie
13 Why you bully me?
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