Top 10 Things to Say If You Are Doge (Meme)

The Top Ten
1 (McDonald) Such fixing.wow can has burger
2 (Sahara Desert)So hot.much hotter.woah
3 (Windows 8) So Advance.So Tablet.So Fuqin CONFUSIN' ME M8!

I use Windows 8 and such confusing

4 (Missing Doge) PLZ Call 69-Doge.Such Scare.Such Trouble
5 (Koala Doge)plz belive shibe.lvl 100 pity.much honist
6 (Mozilla Firefox/FireDoge)Much internet.very open sauce.much addon
7 (Putin)So strong.can wrestle bear.such Russian.formur KGB
8 Such Illuminati.Such Doritos.Wow
9 (Universe)Much speed.so doge.CerealGuy can't touch this.so colorful.Kim Jong Un can't nuke this

I believe doge can into president

10 (Donald Trump) Very wall. Much create. Such Democrat.
The Contenders
11 (Yo mama) Such mom Much fat
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