Top Ten Things to Say If Your Mom is Talking Too Much
The Top Ten
1 Kill me just kill me because my mom is annoying
2 Shut the hell up!
When I was kid I said "STFU". I got slapped across the face. It hurt like hell. So yeah, please DO NOT attempt to say this to your parents, especially if you're Asian. You all have been warned.
3 I want to die
4 I want to drink alcohol
Yup. Pretty much what ny dad says.
5 If my mom won't shut up I would kill myself
6 I want to sleep
My Mom is very abusive towards me because I have autism!
7 I'm not deaf
8 My mom is awful
I want my Mom to go to jail!
9 I want someone to kill me
10 I hate my mom
I said this a pot and felt awful.
That's a good thing!
The Contenders
11 Call the Doctor
You: Hello?
Doctor: Yes?
You: My mom has a serious disease.
Doctor: What harm is this disease causing?
You: It makes her unable to shut up
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