Top 10 Things to Say If You're "Conspiracy Keanu"

The Top Ten

1 What if water is poison and it takes 70 years to kill us?

2 What if March has 32 days and April 1st is a joke?

3 What if cities are zoos for animals to see?

4 What if the CIA made dinosaurs to discourage time traveling?

5 What if Aliens are contacting us in the net but blocked by "You're Human"?

6 What if dinosaurs are a cover up to cover the existence of Pokemon?

7 What if Peach want's to stay with Bowser and Mario keeps kidnapping her?

8 What if Algebra teachers are pirates and using us to find the "X" mark?

9 If Jesus can walk on water and humans are 70% water & I can walk humans...that means I'm 70% Jesus

10 What if dogs are smarter than us and humans are so stupid that they refuse to talk to us?

The Contenders

11 What if computer viruses are invented by anti-virus companies to get money?

12 What if we can breathe in space but the government doesn't want us to escape?

13 What if tissue companies put allergens on their tissues to make us sneeze more?

14 What if cars don't need gas but we buy it anyway because we are told to?

15 What if the compression in a .jpg image is just a subliminal message?

16 What if the comet that killed dinosaur was actually a UFO and we are the aliens?

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