Top Ten Things to Say to Irritate a Girl

The Top Ten

1 I never knew you had a face under all that make-up

Haha! Great list! This wouldn't irritate me though since I hardly wear make-up. But I can see why some women would be hurt by it.

I don't have a girlfriend, but I guess I would never try any of these if ever I get my first girlfriend.

I wouldn't mind at all. I NEVER wear makeup!

2 You don't need new clothes you need a face transplant

So funny! Great list

3 If you were the last person on earth I'd commit suicide

Oh snap! That would hurt!

This list is really creative by the way Sasukes_Princess!

Wow. Hopefully, she's not the last person on Earth.

4 The only reason why your boyfriend is dating you is because all the prostitutes were taken

This made me laugh good one

5 Is that smell your perfume or air-freshener?

6 You need to diet not to shop

Wow! That's rude!

7 Your legs open faster than your eyes

8 If I had to rate you on your looks you'd be -10,000,000,000

9 I mistook your boyfriend for my leftovers

10 I swear I donated a dress just like yours to a homeless person

Then you must have been very kind and she must have been very happy because this dress is gorgeous. And I'm not even wearing a dress right now,.. Weird.

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