Top Ten Things to Say to Irritate a Girl

Sasukes_Princess

The Top Ten

1 I never knew you had a face under all that make-up

Haha! Great list! This wouldn't irritate me though since I hardly wear make-up. But I can see why some women would be hurt by it. - Britgirl

I don't have a girlfriend, but I guess I would never try any of these if ever I get my first girlfriend. - Kiteretsunu

I wouldn't mind at all. I NEVER wear makeup! - Minecraftcrazy530

2 You don't need new clothes you need a face transplant

So funny! Great list - yolo2346

3 If you were the last person on earth I'd commit suicide

Wow. Hopefully, she's not the last person on Earth. - RockFashionista

Oh snap! That would hurt!

This list is really creative by the way Sasukes_Princess! - NerdyPweeps

4 The only reason why your boyfriend is dating you is because all the prostitutes were taken

This made me laugh good one

5 Is that smell your perfume or air-freshener?
6 You need to diet not to shop

Wow! That's rude!

7 Your legs open faster than your eyes
8 If I had to rate you on your looks you'd be -10,000,000,000

I know, I’m just hideous!

9 I mistook your boyfriend for my leftovers
10 I swear I donated a dress just like yours to a homeless person

Then you must have been very kind and she must have been very happy because this dress is gorgeous. And I'm not even wearing a dress right now,.. Weird. - AnonymousChick

That... Burns...
And this is a genius list! - PositronWildhawk

BAdd New Item

Related Lists

Top Ten Things That Can Irritate an 8th Grader Top Ten Things That Irritate You Most Top Ten Ways to Irritate Your Parents Top Ten Ways to Irritate a Scientist Top Ten Things You Hope a Girl Doesn't Say When You Give Her Flowers

List Stats

10 listings
5 years, 45 days old

Top Remixes

1. If I had to rate you on your looks you'd be -10,000,000,000
2. If you were the last person on earth I'd commit suicide
3. I mistook your boyfriend for my leftovers
AlphaQ
1. If I had to rate you on your looks you'd be -10,000,000,000
2. The only reason why your boyfriend is dating you is because all the prostitutes were taken
3. Your legs open faster than your eyes
DK
1. I never knew you had a face under all that make-up
2. You don't need new clothes you need a face transplant
3. If you were the last person on earth I'd commit suicide
Sasukes_Princess

WRemix

Error Reporting

See a factual error in these listings? Report it here.
P