Top Ten Things to Say to Irritate a Girl

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The Top Ten

1 I never knew you had a face under all that make-up

Haha! Great list! This wouldn't irritate me though since I hardly wear make-up. But I can see why some women would be hurt by it. - Britgirl

I don't have a girlfriend, but I guess I would never try any of these if ever I get my first girlfriend. - Kiteretsunu

I wouldn't mind at all. I NEVER wear makeup! - Minecraftcrazy530

2 You don't need new clothes you need a face transplant

So funny! Great list - yolo2346

3 If you were the last person on earth I'd commit suicide

Wow. Hopefully, she's not the last person on Earth. - RockFashionista

Oh snap! That would hurt!

This list is really creative by the way Sasukes_Princess! - NerdyPweeps

4 The only reason why your boyfriend is dating you is because all the prostitutes were taken

This made me laugh good one

5 Is that smell your perfume or air-freshener?
6 Your legs open faster than your eyes
7 You need to diet not to shop
8 If I had to rate you on your looks you'd be -10,000,000,000

I know, I’m just hideous!

9 I mistook your boyfriend for my leftovers
10 I swear I donated a dress just like yours to a homeless person

Then you must have been very kind and she must have been very happy because this dress is gorgeous. And I'm not even wearing a dress right now,.. Weird. - AnonymousChick

That... Burns...
And this is a genius list! - PositronWildhawk

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1. If I had to rate you on your looks you'd be -10,000,000,000
2. The only reason why your boyfriend is dating you is because all the prostitutes were taken
3. Your legs open faster than your eyes
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1. I never knew you had a face under all that make-up
2. You don't need new clothes you need a face transplant
3. If you were the last person on earth I'd commit suicide
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