Top Ten Things to Say to a Person Knocking On the Door

A list of things to say to a person knocking on the front door.

The Top Ten

1 If you're a stranger knocking at the door, get lost!

2 Who is it? You better be someone I know!

3 The pie I'm making isn't for you so get off my porch!

4 Go ahead and try to come in but the door is locked!

5 I'm not home!

6 Use the doorbell!

7 I didn't feel like opening the door! Come again later!

8 If you came to tell me some bad news, I don't want to hear it!

9 I'm watching T.V! Leave!

10 Is that you, Bob?

The Contenders

11 Do you wanna build a snowman?

12 The paint on the door is wet

Ha ha so there solicitor!

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