Top Ten Things to Say to Strangers That Will Make Them Uncomfortable

I apologize for making this list. I had nothing else to do and I wanted to see what would happen if I made ten lists.
The Top Ten
1 You wanna see my weird mole?

Wanna know something really uncomfortable? :
Last year, in third grade, the teacher was making an announcement at lunch,
I was just minding my own buisness, then this boy held his hands out and was like,
mommy milk
i just sat there, disturbed at that moment ;-;

2 My dad likes little girls
3 I have a cut and it's oozing this weird green pus
4 I have seven nipples

Sneak up to him/her (preferably a member of the opposite sex) and whisper it when they aren't expecting.

5 My feet are really hairy
6 I'm super itchy and can't reach my back. You mind?

DON'T apologise for this list! It's made me laugh! If I had the courage, I would probbly say all of these! this list is definitely going on my favourites! Haha..

Just back away slowly...

7 I did a survey on everyone who used the bathroom and none of them washed their hands
8 You have really pretty eyes. It's too bad you decided to get on this plane the same day it's happening again
9 I used to rub mayo on my grandmother's feet

I'm hoping that buzzfeed finds this list and gets Andrew to say these in a "Creep" video!

The pure reaction of the stranger would be priceless.

This one made ME feel uncomfortable just writing it.

10 I love puppies but if I had to choose, I think I'd eat it if I was out of Takis
The Contenders
11 Wanna have sex?
12 Let's get married
13 Want to see the basement in my house....?
14 I like looking at you.
15 Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

You could say a more updated thing like the North Korean one. Either way, ingenious.

16 When was your first period?
17 I am a reptilian shapeshifter
18 Ooh...they're nice shoes! Can I try them on?
19 Are you my stalker?!
20 I like you. Mind if I follow you around for a while? Please? Oh go on...
21 You are the hottest boy/girl in the world, and I'd die if you died
22 I have herpes
23 I love to kick puppies
24 Wanna go out with me?
25 Um... I'm a turtle...
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