Top Ten Things to Say When Using the Phrase "There's Two Types of People In the World..."

The phrase is used just for the comedic part what if someone (me) turned that and put it into nonsense (ME! )

The Top Ten

1 Ones who like dogs and ones who would kill dogs

If a dog is attacking you to death you would have no choice but to defend yourself and if your lucky you could end up killing it. But who would kill a dog on purpose for no reason? - cosmo

Right now I'm thinking of what they do in Iran... they kill dogs by injection of acid - 12cc

Did anybody else instantly think of Michael Vick when reading this? - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

And I''m the one who likes dogs. - Powerfulgirl10

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2 People that can respect opinions and ones who argue about them

This makes sense! & it Kinda Represents the point of TheTopTens - Curti2594

I respect people's opinions as long as they have something to back them up. If you're just ranting hate against someone, with no point or no solutions, I don't feel that deserves any respect.

Arguing about opinions doesn't automatically mean disrespecting opinions.

Actually, arguments are always based on opinions. So, arguing is fine. - GamingSanx

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3 Ones who make yo mama jokes and ones who makes memes

I find memes better. There is always something about Yo Mama Jokes that I don't like. - cosmo

I love making memes. Yo mama jokes are sometimes funny but they can be so offensive.

I like to make memes. - bobbythebrony

MEMES bro. the lief. - AlphaQ

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4 People who makes lists and ones who blog

Well, I used to blog much, but I'm taking a break, oh wait! There are the people who comment!

Well I do both. And I love doing both! - Kiteretsunu

I like both but I might like lists more.

I do both, but I'm mostly a list maker. - RockFashionista

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5 Ones that play FIFA and one who do yoga

FIFA is much more interesting and unpredictable. Yoga is neither of those things. - Puga

The only thing I do that's a sport is cheerleading and Gymnastics. - AnonymousChick

Yoga is a great thing to do during your sparetime while FIFA is a boring thing to watch - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

I do yoga, but not often.

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6 Ones who make YouTube videos and ones who make vines

Asian vines are the best. "Once you go Asian, you never miss the equation"

YouTube videos are better, vines are too short.

I would go for people who do YouTube videos #PopularonYouTube - New_ZealandFTW

If I were one, I would pick YouTube videos. Lol

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7 People who hate Nicki Minaj and people who live in mental hospitals

People who like this insane girl must be insane. Maybe Nicki brainwashes teenagers to like her "music". - Turkeyasylum

Coldplay Queen The Beatles Journey way better

When was this made? 2010-2012 when Nicki was a full-on Barbie? She changed...

Huh? Nicki Minaj bad is FAR from being Tyga bad. - AlphaQ

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8 Ones that are addicted and ones who loathe stuff
9 Winners and losers

This is best, Winners are wise and just smile in audience & losers are fools wants other to see them... Got that - Righteous

Yeah, I agree with what he said. You are a total loser.

I am a loser in sports but a winner on tests.

I'm a winner in sports and kinda a loser at studies. - AlphaQ

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10 I hate both of them

Definitely using this one in real life lol

This option made me laugh.

This One Is Pretty Good - FettiMC


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The Contenders

11 Ones who takes selfies and people who post depressing stuff

I'm the one who posts depressing stuff. - ethanmeinster

Yeah, I've never showed my face on social media, but I post depressing things because that's how I feel. - RockFashionista

Everybody on Facebook does this

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12 Indoor people and outdoor people

I'm in between. I like going camping, but I also like being inside. - funnyuser

I'm an indoor person. I've never even seen a cloud before. Well, I actually think I have seen one on the internet once...

I love the great outdoors. I love camping and exploring and playing outside. But I do like being inside sometimes. - RockFashionista

Outdoor climbing house with XD88 and parkour. - AlphaQ

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13 People who actually love video games and cancerous 5-yr olds V 1 Comment
14 People who are Beliebers and people who are sane

I'm pretty sure I'm insane, but I hate Justin Bieber. - RockFashionista

I'm one of the sane ones

I straddle the lines. I'm no Belieber, but I'm insane. - WonkeyDude98

I love this one hehehehe

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15 Leaders and followers

This one is the most logical of all these and the most commonly used in life - Songsta41

What if I'm a hermit? What now, anonymous internet user!?

16 Ones that entertain and the ones that observe

I'm the one who observes. All my attempts to entertain failed miserably - FireWasp2004

I have done both. But I'm essentially an observer... - Britgirl

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17 People who grind and people who twerk

How about neither for me. - Turkeyasylum

Laugh out loud! I love this list. So true! Can't wait for people to add more items.

And people who are sane. - AnonymousChick

Baby grind on meee... - AlphaQ

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18 Libertarians and Authoritarians
19 Actual respectable Christians and those who use the bible as an excuse to hate

This is what people need to understand about us Christians. We aren't all bad. - LordDovahkiin

20 Farters and burpers

These are two types of people in the world. I hate both of these. - Powerfulgirl10

Farting is less disgusting, though.

Both. I fart and burp at the same time and IDGAF bout it. Thug Life! - AlphaQ

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2. Ones who like dogs and ones who would kill dogs
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