Top Ten Things to Say When Using the Phrase "There's Two Types of People In the World..."

The phrase is used just for the comedic part what if someone (me) turned that and put it into nonsense (ME! )

The Top Ten

1 Ones who like dogs and ones who would kill dogs

If a dog is attacking you to death you would have no choice but to defend yourself and if your lucky you could end up killing it. But who would kill a dog on purpose for no reason? - cosmo

Right now I'm thinking of what they do in Iran... they kill dogs by injection of acid - 12cc

Did anybody else instantly think of Michael Vick when reading this? - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

I prefer human lives to dog lifes. But I prefer big dogs, not little yappy ones. - Lucretia

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2 Ones who make yo mama jokes and ones who makes memes

I find memes better. There is always something about Yo Mama Jokes that I don't like. - cosmo

I love making memes. Yo mama jokes are sometimes funny but they can be so offensive.

I like to make memes. - bobbythebrony

Memes are much more cool, and yo mama jokes are old - Lucretia

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3 People that can respect opinions and ones who argue about them

This makes sense! & it Kinda Represents the point of TheTopTens - Curti2594

I respect people's opinions as long as they have something to back them up. If you're just ranting hate against someone, with no point or no solutions, I don't feel that deserves any respect.

Arguing about opinions doesn't automatically mean disrespecting opinions.

Actually, arguments are always based on opinions. So, arguing is fine. - GamingSanx

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4 People who makes lists and ones who blog

Can't you do both? - PositronWildhawk

Well, I used to blog much, but I'm taking a break, oh wait! There are the people who comment!

Well I do both. And I love doing both! - Kiteretsunu

Haven't did any in a while though. - Lucretia

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5 Ones that play FIFA and one who do yoga

FIFA is much more interesting and unpredictable. Yoga is neither of those things. - Puga

The only thing I do that's a sport is cheerleading and Gymnastics. - AnonymousChick

Yoga is a great thing to do during your sparetime while FIFA is a boring thing to watch - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

I do yoga, but not often.

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6 Ones who make YouTube videos and ones who make vines

Asian vines are the best. "Once you go Asian, you never miss the equation"

YouTube videos are better, vines are too short.

I would go for people who do YouTube videos #PopularonYouTube - New_ZealandFTW

I used to make youtube videos but don't look them up - Lucretia

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7 People who hate Nicki Minaj and people who live in mental hospitals

People who like this insane girl must be insane. Maybe Nicki brainwashes teenagers to like her "music". - Turkeyasylum

Coldplay Queen The Beatles Journey way better

Huh? Nicki Minaj bad is FAR from being Tyga bad. - AlphaQ

This is gold. - junior1337

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8 Winners and losers

This is best, Winners are wise and just smile in audience & losers are fools wants other to see them... Got that - Righteous

Yeah, I agree with what he said. You are a total loser.

I am a loser in sports but a winner on tests.

I'm a winner at losing. - lovefrombadlands

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9 Ones that are addicted and ones who loathe stuff

Does being addicted to Alice In Chains count - Lucretia

10 I hate both of them

Definitely using this one in real life lol

This option made me laugh.

This One Is Pretty Good - FettiMC


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The Contenders

11 Ones who takes selfies and people who post depressing stuff

I'm the one who posts depressing stuff. - ethanmeinster

Yeah, I've never showed my face on social media, but I post depressing things because that's how I feel. - RockFashionista

Everybody on Facebook does this

Selfies suck though, - Lucretia

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12 Indoor people and outdoor people

I'm in between. I like going camping, but I also like being inside. - funnyuser

I'm an indoor person. I've never even seen a cloud before. Well, I actually think I have seen one on the internet once...

I love the great outdoors. I love camping and exploring and playing outside. But I do like being inside sometimes. - RockFashionista

Outdoor climbing house with XD88 and parkour. - AlphaQ

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13 People who actually love video games and cancerous 5-yr olds

Lol sorry I have to

14 People who are Beliebers and people who are sane

I'm pretty sure I'm insane, but I hate Justin Bieber. - RockFashionista

I'm one of the sane ones

I straddle the lines. I'm no Belieber, but I'm insane. - WonkeyDude98

I love this one hehehehe

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15 Leaders and followers

This one is the most logical of all these and the most commonly used in life - Songsta41

I am neither, I am a special type that is a special category for me and people like me - Lucretia

What if I'm a hermit? What now, anonymous internet user!?

COME ON NOW FOLLOW MY LEAD - lovefrombadlands

16 Ones that entertain and the ones that observe

I'm the one who observes. All my attempts to entertain failed miserably - FireWasp2004

I have done both. But I'm essentially an observer... - Britgirl

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17 People who grind and people who twerk

How about neither for me. - Turkeyasylum

Laugh out loud! I love this list. So true! Can't wait for people to add more items.

And people who are sane. - AnonymousChick

Can I just sit in the corner ignoring the people and music!? - Lucretia

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18 Libertarians and Authoritarians

I did a English test and got Libertarian what does that mean - Lucretia

I did a English test and got Libertarian what does that mean - Lucretia

19 Actual respectable Christians and those who use the bible as an excuse to hate

This is what people need to understand about us Christians. We aren't all bad. - LordDovahkiin

How bout neither for me - Lucretia

20 Farters and burpers

These are two types of people in the world. I hate both of these. - Powerfulgirl10

Farting is less disgusting, though.

This is one person. The rude. - lovefrombadlands

Both. I fart and burp at the same time and IDGAF bout it. Thug Life! - AlphaQ

21 Atheists who leaves it at that and ones who go on about it

There's the peaceful ones who respect other beliefs and let it be, while there's the hateful ones who start flame wars. - ethanmeinster

I'm a faithful Catholic, but I've noticed these two types of atheists. - ethanmeinster

I do the former. I don't shove it down throats like a jerk. - PositronWildhawk

I think religion is kinda silly, because mythology sounds just as real as religion but the only difference is "mythology is fake"

These apply to adherents of every religion also.

22 Me and everybody else

Maybe it made everybody else laugh, too...

For some reason this one made me laugh. - cosmo

Eileen, and the rest of the world. - Lucretia

There's me *crowd throws tomatoes*
and there's other people! *crowd cheers for Halsey* - lovefrombadlands

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23 Smart and dumb

I'm mostly smart, but I am both. - Powerfulgirl10

And average as dirt. - Lucretia

I'm both

24 Astronauts and astronomers

What was this is, like, Jurassic Park or something? Either way, it works. - higgsboson2142

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25 Hairy and bald

It's true

26 People who wake up the first time the alarm rings and people who don't

Eh, I don't always wake up the first time.

27 People who get excited when Christmas decorations appear on the streets and people who aren't

People who don't care you mean? - Lucretia

28 People who eat pizza crust and people who don't

Pizza trucks are good as the pizza, if not better. - Lucretia

I like Pizza crusts - TwilightKitsune

I eat pizza crusts. - Powerfulgirl10

29 Undertale fans and Undertale haters

And the people (like me) who just don't care. - RiverClanRocks

And the people who don't know what Undertale is! - lovefrombadlands

I'm one of the very few people who hate it

I'm a hater ):D

30 People who spread their ketchup all over the fries and people who put it beside them

Ketchup sucks, its basically slimy red vinegar - Lucretia

Or the people who don't like ketchup! - lovefrombadlands

31 Those who like Justin Bieber and those who listen to good music

I listen to good music. - Powerfulgirl10

32 Those who finish lists...

... and those who don't. 10 is overrated.

33 Old and young

There's nothing that makes me feel older than going on the web. It's still mostly fun, though.

I feel old, I have a niece and am going to have a stupid nephew later this year - Lucretia

Young! We were so young when we thought that we knew how to love! - lovefrombadlands

34 T-baggers and prostitutes

And the people who doesn't know what that means! - lovefrombadlands

I had to google that first one... - Lucretia

35 People who have played Cave Story and people who haven't

What's Cave Story?

36 People who use lol and people who use XD

I use both, but more

LOL I use both

I'm the latter. is awesome. - RiverClanRocks

37 The Vegans and the Omnivores

Vegetarian, which is not either here - Lucretia

I'm an omnivore of course. - Powerfulgirl10

Omnivore for the win

38 People who ship couples and people who are in a couple

The former. I'm pretty sure I will live in a large house with 20 cats and dogs. I mostly ship anime couples. - Pegasister12

Oh, shipping couples is totally fun! Haha!

I ship only the good ships. I don't ship terrible ones. - Powerfulgirl10

And the none! - lovefrombadlands

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39 Ones who watch cartoons and ones who watch live-actions

I personnaly prefer live-actions, and most of shows that I watch are live-action shows. However, there is a lot of bad live-action shows (ANT Farm, Shake It Up, Liv and Maddie, and the list goes on and on) and good cartoons (Total Drama, Regular Show, The Simpsons, and the list goes on and on). So, it depends, but mostly, I would choose live-action shows - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

40 Creationists and evolutionists

Evolutionist here. - Lucretia

I'm an evolutionist... Do you guys hate me now?

41 Girls and boys

And crazy Tumblr people - Lucretia

42 Nerds and annoying popular girls

If you're gonna hang out with a group of people, go with the nerds. Popular girls are so annoying. - RiverClanRocks

I am a nerd who likes popular girls if they are not annoying - Kaboom

43 People who prefer coffee and people who prefer tea

Teas better, coffee is nasty and bitter. - Lucretia

More like

people which live in the US or people which live in the UK...

44 People who have breakfast in the kitchen and people who have it in bed

I have breakfast in the dining room lol

45 People who bite into chocolate and people who eat it in pieces

Just bite into it, don;t eat it some crazy way - Lucretia

46 Red and Blue

Everything is blue - lovefrombadlands

I prefer turqoise. - Lucretia

I like both.

47 Nazis and Stalinists
48 Men and women

Um, I identify as a blue tractor and I find your list offensive.

I am a attack helicopter potato, so this isn't accurate - Lucretia

Basically it's biological sex.

What about transgender? - Powerfulgirl10

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49 Living and dead

Sorry to correct you, but don't you mean alive or dead? Please do me a huge favor and don't flag my message or block me

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50 Tall and short

I'm both...I'm 5'3. I'm tall for my age and short for everyone older than me. That makes sense. - lovefrombadlands

I am short... - Lucretia

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