Top Ten Things to Say When Using the Phrase "There's Two Types of People In the World..."

The phrase is used just for the comedic part what if someone (me) turned that and put it into nonsense (ME! )

The Top Ten

1 Ones who like dogs and ones who would kill dogs

If a dog is attacking you to death you would have no choice but to defend yourself and if your lucky you could end up killing it. But who would kill a dog on purpose for no reason? - cosmo

I love dogs. - 3DG20

Right now I'm thinking of what they do in Iran... they kill dogs by injection of acid - 12cc

Did anybody else instantly think of Michael Vick when reading this? - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

2 Ones who make yo mama jokes and ones who makes memes

I find memes better. There is always something about Yo Mama Jokes that I don't like. - cosmo

I love making memes. Yo mama jokes are sometimes funny but they can be so offensive.

Or the lovefrombadlands's AKA the people who aren't any of those. I make song lyrics backgrounds.

I like to make memes. - bobbythebrony

3 People that can respect opinions and ones who argue about them

This makes sense! & it Kinda Represents the point of TheTopTens - Curti2594

I respect people's opinions as long as they have something to back them up. If you're just ranting hate against someone, with no point or no solutions, I don't feel that deserves any respect.

Arguing about opinions doesn't automatically mean disrespecting opinions.

A lot of people do it not just on the Top Tens but in real life as well. - egnomac

4 People who makes lists and ones who blog

Can't you do both? - PositronWildhawk

Well I do both. And I love doing both! - Kiteretsunu

Well, I used to blog much, but I'm taking a break, oh wait! There are the people who comment!

I like both but I might like lists more.

5 Ones that play FIFA and one who do yoga

Neither. - 3DG20

FIFA is much more interesting and unpredictable. Yoga is neither of those things. - Puga

I do neither of those things. - Minecraftcrazy530

The only thing I do that's a sport is cheerleading and Gymnastics. - AnonymousChick

6 Ones who make YouTube videos and ones who make vines

Asian vines are the best. "Once you go Asian, you never miss the equation"

YouTube videos are better, vines are too short.

I would go for people who do YouTube videos #PopularonYouTube - New_ZealandFTW

Can we do both

7 People who hate Nicki Minaj and people who live in mental hospitals

People who like this insane girl must be insane. Maybe Nicki brainwashes teenagers to like her "music". - Turkeyasylum

Coldplay Queen The Beatles Journey way better

Huh? Nicki Minaj bad is FAR from being Tyga bad. - AlphaQ

When was this made? 2010-2012 when Nicki was a full-on Barbie? She changed...

8 Winners and losers

I'm a winner at losing.

This is best, Winners are wise and just smile in audience & losers are fools wants other to see them... Got that - Righteous

I am a loser in sports but a winner on tests.

Yeah, I agree with what he said. You are a total loser.

9 Ones that are addicted and ones who loathe stuff
10 I hate both of them

Definitely using this one in real life lol

This option made me laugh.

This One Is Pretty Good - FettiMC

This is the third option?!

The Contenders

11 Ones who takes selfies and people who post depressing stuff

I'm the one who posts depressing stuff. - ethanmeinster

Yeah, I've never showed my face on social media, but I post depressing things because that's how I feel. - RockFashionista

Everybody on Facebook does this

Neither but I can’t stand selfies. Why would you want to take a picture of yourself other than to boost your ego about how attractive you are? - 3DG20

12 Indoor people and outdoor people

I'm in between. I like going camping, but I also like being inside. - funnyuser

I'm an indoor person. I've never even seen a cloud before. Well, I actually think I have seen one on the internet once...

I love the great outdoors. I love camping and exploring and playing outside. But I do like being inside sometimes. - RockFashionista

Really, that's so lame think of something unique! Wait I can't speak I can't think of a unique one!

13 People who actually love video games and cancerous 5-yr olds

Hey cancerous is kind of offensive if you know someone who died from cancer like I do. - Ilovestephanie

Lol sorry I have to

14 People who are Beliebers and people who are sane

So you saying people who like Justin Bieber belong in a mental hospital.
TheTopTens is just a website for bullies.
Most of the internet is nowadays.

I'm pretty sure I'm insane, but I hate Justin Bieber. - RockFashionista

I'm one of the sane ones

I love this one hehehehe

15 Leaders and followers

This one is the most logical of all these and the most commonly used in life - Songsta41

What if I'm a hermit? What now, anonymous internet user!?


I’m a follower. - 3DG20

16 Ones that entertain and the ones that observe

Observe. - 3DG20

I have done both. But I'm essentially an observer... - Britgirl

Maybe I'm both...? - Powerfulgirl10

17 People who grind and people who twerk

And normal people... - 3DG20

How about neither for me. - Turkeyasylum

Laugh out loud! I love this list. So true! Can't wait for people to add more items.

And people who are sane. - AnonymousChick

18 Libertarians and Authoritarians
19 Actual respectable Christians and those who use the bible as an excuse to hate

This is what people need to understand about us Christians. We aren't all bad. - LordDovahkiin

20 Farters and burpers

This is one person. The rude.

These are two types of people in the world. I hate both of these. - Powerfulgirl10

Farting is less disgusting, though.

Both. I fart and burp at the same time and IDGAF bout it. Thug Life! - AlphaQ

21 Atheists who leaves it at that and ones who go on about it

There's the peaceful ones who respect other beliefs and let it be, while there's the hateful ones who start flame wars. - ethanmeinster

I'm a faithful Catholic, but I've noticed these two types of atheists. - ethanmeinster

I do the former. I don't shove it down throats like a jerk. - PositronWildhawk

I think religion is kinda silly, because mythology sounds just as real as religion but the only difference is "mythology is fake"

These apply to adherents of every religion also.

22 Me and everybody else

I am an outsider. - 3DG20

Maybe it made everybody else laugh, too...

For some reason this one made me laugh. - cosmo

very true - RecklessGreed

23 Smart and dumb

I'm mostly smart, but I am both. - Powerfulgirl10

I'm both

I’m dumb. - 3DG20

24 Astronauts and astronomers

What was this is, like, Jurassic Park or something? Either way, it works. - higgsboson2142

No, only 1 astronaut! THE COSMONAUT! - SirSkeletorThe3rd

25 People who eat pizza crust and people who don't

I eat pizza crusts.

I like Pizza crusts - TwilightKitsune

I eat pizza crusts. - Powerfulgirl10

I do sometimes but most of the time I don’t. - 3DG20

26 Hairy and bald

It's true

27 People who wake up the first time the alarm rings and people who don't

Eh, I don't always wake up the first time.

I don’t. I set multiple alarms in the morning. - 3DG20

28 People who get excited when Christmas decorations appear on the streets and people who aren't
29 Undertale fans and Undertale haters

And the people who don't know what Undertale is!

And the people (like me) who just don't care. - RiverClanRocks

I'm one of the very few people who hate it

I'm a hater ):D

30 People who spread their ketchup all over the fries and people who put it beside them

Or the people who don't like ketchup!

Beside them. - 3DG20

31 People who use lol and people who use XD

I use both, but more

I use lol use lol like this—-> lol and not this——> LOL

LOL I use both

LOL. is kind of cringeworthy. - 3DG20

32 Those who like Justin Bieber and those who listen to good music

Not necessarily. You could hate Justin Bieber and like artists much worse. - 3DG20

I listen to good music. - Powerfulgirl10

33 Those who finish lists...

And me. - 3DG20

... and those who don't. 10 is overrated.

34 Old and young

Young! We were so young when we thought that we knew how to love!

There's nothing that makes me feel older than going on the web. It's still mostly fun, though.

35 T-baggers and prostitutes

And normal people. - 3DG20

And the people who doesn't know what that means!

36 People who have played Cave Story and people who haven't

What's Cave Story?

I have, but it’s not that good of a game in my opinion. - 3DG20

37 The Vegans and the Omnivores

I'm an omnivore of course. - Powerfulgirl10

Omnivore for the win

38 People who ship couples and people who are in a couple

Neither. - 3DG20

The former. I'm pretty sure I will live in a large house with 20 cats and dogs. I mostly ship anime couples. - Pegasister12

Oh, shipping couples is totally fun! Haha!

I ship only the good ships. I don't ship terrible ones. - Powerfulgirl10

39 Men and women

Um, I identify as a blue tractor and I find your list offensive.

Basically it's biological sex.

What about transgender? - Powerfulgirl10

What about Agenders?

40 Ones who watch cartoons and ones who watch live-actions

Both but probably cartoons. - 3DG20

I personnaly prefer live-actions, and most of shows that I watch are live-action shows. However, there is a lot of bad live-action shows (ANT Farm, Shake It Up, Liv and Maddie, and the list goes on and on) and good cartoons (Total Drama, Regular Show, The Simpsons, and the list goes on and on). So, it depends, but mostly, I would choose live-action shows - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

41 Creationists and evolutionists

I'm an evolutionist... Do you guys hate me now?

42 Girls and boys
43 Nerds and annoying popular girls

If you're gonna hang out with a group of people, go with the nerds. Popular girls are so annoying. - RiverClanRocks

I am a nerd who likes popular girls if they are not annoying - Kaboom

I don’t really consider myself to be “nerdy” and I’m definitely not (or care to be) popular, so neither. - 3DG20

44 People who prefer coffee and people who prefer tea

Neither. Hate me all you want, but that’s not going to change anything. - 3DG20

More like

people which live in the US or people which live in the UK...

45 People who have breakfast in the kitchen and people who have it in bed

The kitchen. - 3DG20

I have breakfast in the dining room lol

46 People who bite into chocolate and people who eat it in pieces
47 Red and Blue

Everything is blue

Blue. - 3DG20

I like both.

48 Nazis and Stalinists
49 Living and dead

Sorry to correct you, but don't you mean alive or dead? Please do me a huge favor and don't flag my message or block me

I hope we're all the former...

50 Tall and short

I'm both...I'm 5'3. I'm tall for my age and short for everyone older than me. That makes sense.

I consider myself short. I’m shorter than almost everybody I know at my school. - 3DG20

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