Top Ten Things to Say When Using the Phrase "There's Two Types of People In the World..."The phrase is used just for the comedic part what if someone (me) turned that and put it into nonsense (ME! )
The Top Ten
If a dog is attacking you to death you would have no choice but to defend yourself and if your lucky you could end up killing it. But who would kill a dog on purpose for no reason? - cosmo
Right now I'm thinking of what they do in Iran... they kill dogs by injection of acid - 12cc
Did anybody else instantly think of Michael Vick when reading this? - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter
I love dogs. - 3DG20V 8 Comments
I find memes better. There is always something about Yo Mama Jokes that I don't like. - cosmo
I love making memes. Yo mama jokes are sometimes funny but they can be so offensive.
I like to make memes. - bobbythebrony
Memes. Yo mama jokes are just why “yo mama” is so fat/ugly/stupid/short etc. - 3DG20V 10 Comments
This makes sense! & it Kinda Represents the point of TheTopTens - Curti2594
I respect people's opinions as long as they have something to back them up. If you're just ranting hate against someone, with no point or no solutions, I don't feel that deserves any respect.
Arguing about opinions doesn't automatically mean disrespecting opinions.
Actually, arguments are always based on opinions. So, arguing is fine. - GamingSanxV 10 Comments
Can't you do both? - PositronWildhawk
Well, I used to blog much, but I'm taking a break, oh wait! There are the people who comment!
Well I do both. And I love doing both! - Kiteretsunu
I make lists. - 3DG20V 5 Comments
FIFA is much more interesting and unpredictable. Yoga is neither of those things. - Puga
I do neither of those things. - Minecraftcrazy530
The only thing I do that's a sport is cheerleading and Gymnastics. - AnonymousChick
Neither. - 3DG20V 5 Comments
Asian vines are the best. "Once you go Asian, you never miss the equation"
YouTube videos are better, vines are too short.
I would go for people who do YouTube videos #PopularonYouTube - New_ZealandFTW
I don’t make either but I prefer watching YouTube videos. - 3DG20V 5 Comments
People who like this insane girl must be insane. Maybe Nicki brainwashes teenagers to like her "music". - Turkeyasylum
Coldplay Queen The Beatles Journey way better
Huh? Nicki Minaj bad is FAR from being Tyga bad. - AlphaQ
This is gold. - junior1337V 6 Comments
This is best, Winners are wise and just smile in audience & losers are fools wants other to see them... Got that - Righteous
Yeah, I agree with what he said. You are a total loser.
I am a loser in sports but a winner on tests.
I'm a winner at losing. - lovefrombadlandsV 5 Comments
Definitely using this one in real life lol
This option made me laugh.
This One Is Pretty Good - FettiMC
Same. - 3DG20V 6 Comments
I'm the one who posts depressing stuff. - ethanmeinster
Yeah, I've never showed my face on social media, but I post depressing things because that's how I feel. - RockFashionista
Everybody on Facebook does this
Neither but I can’t stand selfies. Why would you want to take a picture of yourself other than to boost your ego about how attractive you are? - 3DG20V 2 Comments
I'm in between. I like going camping, but I also like being inside. - funnyuser
I'm an indoor person. I've never even seen a cloud before. Well, I actually think I have seen one on the internet once...
I love the great outdoors. I love camping and exploring and playing outside. But I do like being inside sometimes. - RockFashionista
I’m in between. - 3DG20V 9 Comments
Lol sorry I have to
I'm pretty sure I'm insane, but I hate Justin Bieber. - RockFashionista
I'm one of the sane ones
I straddle the lines. I'm no Belieber, but I'm insane. - WonkeyDude98
I love this one heheheheV 3 Comments
This one is the most logical of all these and the most commonly used in life - Songsta41
What if I'm a hermit? What now, anonymous internet user!?
COME ON NOW FOLLOW MY LEAD - lovefrombadlands
I’m a follower. - 3DG20
I have done both. But I'm essentially an observer... - Britgirl
Observe. - 3DG20
Maybe I'm both...? - Powerfulgirl10
How about neither for me. - Turkeyasylum
Laugh out loud! I love this list. So true! Can't wait for people to add more items.
And people who are sane. - AnonymousChick
And normal people... - 3DG20V 5 Comments
This is what people need to understand about us Christians. We aren't all bad. - LordDovahkiin
These are two types of people in the world. I hate both of these. - Powerfulgirl10
Farting is less disgusting, though.
This is one person. The rude. - lovefrombadlands
Both. I fart and burp at the same time and IDGAF bout it. Thug Life! - AlphaQ
There's the peaceful ones who respect other beliefs and let it be, while there's the hateful ones who start flame wars. - ethanmeinster
I'm a faithful Catholic, but I've noticed these two types of atheists. - ethanmeinster
I do the former. I don't shove it down throats like a jerk. - PositronWildhawk
I think religion is kinda silly, because mythology sounds just as real as religion but the only difference is "mythology is fake"
These apply to adherents of every religion also.
Maybe it made everybody else laugh, too...
For some reason this one made me laugh. - cosmo
I am an outsider. - 3DG20
There's me *crowd throws tomatoes*
and there's other people! *crowd cheers for Halsey* - lovefrombadlands
I'm mostly smart, but I am both. - Powerfulgirl10
I’m dumb. - 3DG20
What was this is, like, Jurassic Park or something? Either way, it works. - higgsboson2142
No, only 1 astronaut! THE COSMONAUT! - SirSkeletorThe3rd
Eh, I don't always wake up the first time.
I don’t. I set multiple alarms in the morning. - 3DG20
I like Pizza crusts - TwilightKitsune
I eat pizza crusts. - Powerfulgirl10
I do sometimes but most of the time I don’t. - 3DG20
And the people (like me) who just don't care. - RiverClanRocks
And the people who don't know what Undertale is! - lovefrombadlands
I'm one of the very few people who hate it
I'm a hater ):D
Or the people who don't like ketchup! - lovefrombadlands
Beside them. - 3DG20
I use both, but more
LOL I use both
LOL. is kind of cringeworthy. - 3DG20
I'm the latter. is awesome. - RiverClanRocks
Not necessarily. You could hate Justin Bieber and like artists much worse. - 3DG20
I listen to good music. - Powerfulgirl10
... and those who don't. 10 is overrated.
And me. - 3DG20
There's nothing that makes me feel older than going on the web. It's still mostly fun, though.
Young! We were so young when we thought that we knew how to love! - lovefrombadlands
And the people who doesn't know what that means! - lovefrombadlands
And normal people. - 3DG20
What's Cave Story?
I have, but it’s not that good of a game in my opinion. - 3DG20
I'm an omnivore of course. - Powerfulgirl10
Omnivore for the win
The former. I'm pretty sure I will live in a large house with 20 cats and dogs. I mostly ship anime couples. - Pegasister12
Oh, shipping couples is totally fun! Haha!
I ship only the good ships. I don't ship terrible ones. - Powerfulgirl10
Neither. - 3DG20V 3 Comments
I personnaly prefer live-actions, and most of shows that I watch are live-action shows. However, there is a lot of bad live-action shows (ANT Farm, Shake It Up, Liv and Maddie, and the list goes on and on) and good cartoons (Total Drama, Regular Show, The Simpsons, and the list goes on and on). So, it depends, but mostly, I would choose live-action shows - BlueDiamondFromNowhere
Both but probably cartoons. - 3DG20
I'm an evolutionist... Do you guys hate me now?
If you're gonna hang out with a group of people, go with the nerds. Popular girls are so annoying. - RiverClanRocks
I am a nerd who likes popular girls if they are not annoying - Kaboom
I don’t really consider myself to be “nerdy” and I’m definitely not (or care to be) popular, so neither. - 3DG20
Neither. Hate me all you want, but that’s not going to change anything. - 3DG20
people which live in the US or people which live in the UK...
I have breakfast in the dining room lol
The kitchen. - 3DG20
Everything is blue - lovefrombadlands
I like both.
Blue. - 3DG20
Um, I identify as a blue tractor and I find your list offensive.
Basically it's biological sex.
What about transgender? - Powerfulgirl10
Neither. I’m an elephant. - 3DG20V 2 Comments
Sorry to correct you, but don't you mean alive or dead? Please do me a huge favor and don't flag my message or block me
I hope we're all the former...
I'm both...I'm 5'3. I'm tall for my age and short for everyone older than me. That makes sense. - lovefrombadlands
I consider myself short. I’m shorter than almost everybody I know at my school. - 3DG20
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