Top Ten Things to Say When Using the Phrase "There's Two Types of People In the World..."

The phrase is used just for the comedic part what if someone (me) turned that and put it into nonsense (ME! )
The Top Ten
1 Ones who like dogs and ones who would kill dogs

If a dog is attacking you to death you would have no choice but to defend yourself and if your lucky you could end up killing it. But who would kill a dog on purpose for no reason?

Right now I'm thinking of what they do in Iran... they kill dogs by injection of acid

Did anybody else instantly think of Michael Vick when reading this?

In Te Thieves of Ostia, there is a man who hates dogs because one killed his daughter.

2 Ones who make yo mama jokes and ones who makes memes

I find memes better. There is always something about Yo Mama Jokes that I don't like.

I love making memes. Yo mama jokes are sometimes funny but they can be so offensive.

Or the lovefrombadlands's AKA the people who aren't any of those. I make song lyrics backgrounds.

I honestly dislike both, but memes are better.

3 People that can respect opinions and ones who argue about them

I respect people's opinions as long as they have something to back them up. If you're just ranting hate against someone, with no point or no solutions, I don't feel that deserves any respect.

Arguing about opinions doesn't automatically mean disrespecting opinions.

This makes sense! & it Kinda Represents the point of TheTopTens

4 People who makes lists and ones who blog

Well, I used to blog much, but I'm taking a break, oh wait! There are the people who comment!

I like both but I might like lists more.

Well I do both. And I love doing both!

I do both, but I'm mostly a list maker.

5 Ones who make YouTube videos and ones who make vines

Asian vines are the best. "Once you go Asian, you never miss the equation"

YouTube videos are better, vines are too short.

If I were one, I would pick YouTube videos. Lol

I would go for people who do YouTube videos #PopularonYouTube

6 Ones that play FIFA and one who do yoga

FIFA is much more interesting and unpredictable. Yoga is neither of those things.

Yoga is a great thing to do during your sparetime while FIFA is a boring thing to watch

The only thing I do that's a sport is cheerleading and Gymnastics.

FIFA is way better. Doing Yoga was one of the worst experirences of my life!

7 People who hate Nicki Minaj and people who live in mental hospitals

People who like this insane girl must be insane. Maybe Nicki brainwashes teenagers to like her "music".

When was this made? 2010-2012 when Nicki was a full-on Barbie? She changed...

Hey I love Nicki Manage and I am not in a mental hospital

Huh? Nicki Minaj bad is FAR from being Tyga bad.

8 Winners and losers

This is best, Winners are wise and just smile in audience & losers are fools wants other to see them... Got that

Yeah, I agree with what he said. You are a total loser.

I'm a winner in sports and kinda a loser at studies.

I am a loser in sports but a winner on tests.

9 Indoor people and outdoor people

I love the great outdoors. I love camping and exploring and playing outside. But I do like being inside sometimes.

I'm an indoor person. I've never even seen a cloud before. Well, I actually think I have seen one on the internet once...

Really, that's so lame think of something unique! Wait I can't speak I can't think of a unique one!

I'm in between. I like going camping, but I also like being inside.

10 I hate both of them

This one is great I think this should be in the top 5 most of the others are not funny they are just random things which might have someone be one or the other.

Definitely using this one in real life lol

This option made me laugh.

This is the third option?!

The Contenders
11 Ones that are addicted and ones who loathe stuff
12 Me and everybody else

Maybe it made everybody else laugh, too...

For some reason this one made me laugh.

I am an outsider.

13 Ones who takes selfies and people who post depressing stuff

Yeah, I've never showed my face on social media, but I post depressing things because that's how I feel.

Neither but I can’t stand selfies. Why would you want to take a picture of yourself other than to boost your ego about how attractive you are?

I'm the one who posts depressing stuff.

Everybody on Facebook does this

14 Leaders and followers

This one is the most logical of all these and the most commonly used in life

What if I'm a hermit? What now, anonymous internet user!?

15 Smart and dumb

I'm mostly smart, but I am both.

16 People who actually love video games and cancerous 5-yr olds

Hey cancerous is kind of offensive if you know someone who died from cancer like I do.

Lol sorry I have to

17 People who are Beliebers and people who are sane

So you saying people who like Justin Bieber belong in a mental hospital.
TheTopTens is just a website for bullies.
Most of the internet is nowadays.

I'm pretty sure I'm insane, but I hate Justin Bieber.

I'm one of the sane ones

18 Hairy and bald
19 Ones that entertain and the ones that observe

I have done both. But I'm essentially an observer...

20 Actual respectable Christians and those who use the bible as an excuse to hate

This is what people need to understand about us Christians. We aren't all bad.

21 Libertarians and Authoritarians
22 Farters and burpers

These are two types of people in the world. I hate both of these.

Both. I fart and burp at the same time and IDGAF bout it. Thug Life!

Farting is less disgusting, though.

This is one person. The rude.

23 People who grind and people who twerk

Laugh out loud! I love this list. So true! Can't wait for people to add more items.

Twerking isn't even for sane people. And where are the people who mosh?!

How about neither for me.

And people who are sane.

24 Old and young

There's nothing that makes me feel older than going on the web. It's still mostly fun, though.

25 Atheists who leaves it at that and ones who go on about it

There's the peaceful ones who respect other beliefs and let it be, while there's the hateful ones who start flame wars.

I do the former. I don't shove it down throats like a jerk.

These apply to adherents of every religion also.

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