Top Ten Things to Say to Your Old and Hated Teacher

PositronWildhawk
It is awkward when you meet the sadistic mental who tormented you as an innocent child. You just want to get even with them, and this is how to do it verbally.

The Top Ten

1 What happens when you try to cane me now? Do you just fall over?

It should indeed, PositronWildhawk! This reminds me of the stories my Father tells me about his school days. This would make him laugh if it wasn't for the fact most of his old teachers are probably in the torture chamber called school in the sky!
Most amusing. - Britgirl

This should go on Britgirl's list of things we shouldn't laugh at but do. - PositronWildhawk

2 You studied maths at college. And you wound up teaching counting.
3 1 + 1 = 2. I could've figured that out!

Couldn't we all? We discovered it when we counted the midwife's eyes. - PositronWildhawk

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4 You can learn a lot from teaching. Put kindergarten in charge.

That's a deep insult. - PositronWildhawk

5 (To your old gym teacher) When was it that you worked out how to run really fast?

I said this when I met the old tyrant after all this time. He was so shocked, I could not have shocked him more if I put a stick of dynamite in his chest! - PositronWildhawk

Would very much love to say this and so much more! I used to be a quite a big girl and she made my life hell. I hope the old bat's gone to fat now, haha! - Britgirl

6 One day, we'll all have time machines, and won't need your sodding history lessons!
7 Remember that oily coffee? No? I see. Thought you'd remember what happened next.
8 You teach Class 1. Is that your IQ?

Ooh you just got served. Although for my tyrant teacher it would be 2. I like my science teacher. - ToptenPizza

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9 I know, it takes a lot of skill to qualify as a Spanish teacher. It was easy for you, you're Spanish!
10 I think the children established their counting skills. For you, you might wanna check the book.

The Contenders

11 I never liked the head. Lucky yours was put into surgery.
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