Top 10 Things School Needs to Do to Suck More

The Top Ten
1 Ban students from using the bathrooms

This is dangerous, if you hold on too long, your stomach will hurt so they have to let you go to the bathroom.

2 Give more homework

Especially increasing the number of required pages on essays from 20+ pages to over 100+.

Homework was originally created in 1905 as a method of punishment. Homework sucks.

1 piece of Homework= 1 piece that came from hell

3 Deny lunch to students

They already do this to kids who have a low balance (or no balance) in their lunch accounts.

Yeah, but I've gotten school lunch before when I had a negative balance.

4 Increase required essay length
5 No more Thanksgiving, winter, spring and summer breaks

I would hate for this to happen.

That would really suck if that happened, if there was school in all breaks

6 Increase all the bullies
7 School hours extend to 11PM-midnight

This is torture.

That would be the worst if school was that long, you would never have enough time to sleep

8 Pair kids up with bullies in projects
9 Hire Donald Trump as a career counselor
10 Hire Nicki Minaj as an art teacher

This would really suck.

The Contenders
11 Students have to pay their teachers every time they come to school
12 Hire Justin Bieber as a music teacher

If it happen then I will stop coming to the school!

13 Hire more mean teachers
14 Deny accommodations for students with disabilities
15 School on weekends
16 Plan a school trip to Donald Trump's house
17 Ban recess

Then school will be boring and tiring without recess. We need our breaks

There's already no recess in middle school, high school, and college...

18 Only watch preschool shows in class
19 Make School Year-Round

School will be hell if this happens!

I would hate for my school to do this.

That would really suck if school was year round with no breaks

20 Require sick kids come to school

Prior to the pandemic, this often was the case unless you were on death's door.

21 Allow physical punishment
22 High school students must read books that are over 1,000 pages long

As a sophomore in high school, this would be a nightmare.

23 Block Google
24 Disable internet connection
25 Hire Donald Trump as a role model

Donald Trump? A role model? No way! He will encourage kids to be rascist and will make kids hate each other, so please never let this happen.

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