Top Ten Things that Should Be Illegal


The Top Ten

1 Using Tobacco

Illegal to sell and to buy it or illegal to use the by nature Tobacco plants? If something like Tobacco would be illegal it would open a door for criminals ( just look at the alcohol prohibition of the 1920's ). Nobody is forcing you to use Tobacco. If you don't want to use it then don't use it. Freedom means that every human being is free to use his body and mind and not to be dictated by anyone who tell him what you should do or not do.

Pathetic Bleeding Heart Democrats Suck just as much as Smokers... They are so generous with other peoples money... I saw the light... I am a Proud Republican. Now. Go Donald Trump. Put Americans First. Build that Wall. Get us healthcare. Deport illegals. Trump 2020!...USA First.

I know people have the right to smoke freely as they want, but to be honest, they do know it's not healthy for them... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I'm Confident that the Democrats can Do Very Well NationWide!..IF they STOP helping illegal immigration and help with that!...Because Most Voters DO WANT Healthcare,Daycare,A Collage Education,Unions,Womens Rights,LGBT rights,A Clean Planet,...Decent Gun Laws,...Democrats Need to Close the Borders To WIN 2020!...VOTE 2020...😁...VOTEN Democratas...€

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2 Listening to Justin Bieber

Why you can't be serious while making lists for God's sake? - Ananya

You'd think this list would have good reasoning, but nope. - Therandom

Half of these ARE illegal and the other half doesn't make any sense lol - Evananderson

Is it too hard to avoid listening to him huh? - Userguy44

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3 Ignoring Stop Signs on Private Property

Any SOB that throws rocks at our Border Patrol and Bum Rushes out Borders is Crap... And they don't have any business here.Close the Borders and don't bring in Junk Bad Mean Lazy People.Thank You Donald Trump. Be Selective. We Have Enough JUNK Already.

Illegals ignore our STOP signs at our Borders...VOTE Republican 2020...Go NRA

Permitting the USA to help other countries,unless the USA is helping it's own native born citizens first! here at home!

Silly Open Borders is Way Stupid...Not allowing you to own a gun for protection is also Stupid and so are Sanctuary cities... That's Stupid!... Illegal immigration is Very Stupid!... Borders must include Walls?... It's Common sense?... Open the Damn Govorment!... Please!... VOTEN 2020...€...

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4 Swearing at Cops

To hell with the First Amendment, eh? Take a civics class, some time.

Swear at This!...The Only Reason Trump and Republicans want Kavanaugh in the Supream Court is to repeal Roe Vs. Wade...Women,don't Let This Happen!... Do You Want Your Birth Control in Old Mexico? Republican are Anti Women.

5 Taking Upskirt Photos

Defy you to find a jurisdiction where such invasive behavior is NOT illegal.

Maybe doing this gets you elected President and in the Supream Court... Works for Republicans?

"Massachusetts only just made 'upskirt' photos illegal last year, and in many states the practice still isn't criminalized. Texas has upheld the right of men to surreptitiously take photos of women's private areas, even if the photos are meant for purposes of sexual gratification. A court decision in Washington, DC ruled the same thing in 2014, as did a judge in Oregon this year after a 61-year-old man was caught taking photos up the skirt of a 13-year-old girl." - Jessica Valenti, Guardian News (November, 2015)

6 Practicing Islam

How many times am I going to have to say this? Look, I'm Buddhist myself, but it looks like I'm going to have to say this again: there are two completely different sides of Islam: the true nonviolent Islam and the radical Islam. The nonviolent Islam is the good Islam, while the radical Islam is the bad Islam practiced by terrorist groups such as ISIS. Finally, there's something called FREEDOM OF RELIGION. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Trump and the Republicans makes me Sick..But I do agree that the USA helps the Whole Damn World..EXCEPT its own American Born and legally legal people here in the Damn USA...WE Should Be First WE Pay for everything!...It's Our Country Our Home FIRST! We Die for Our Country. And import Quality People! Legally!

All I see all day in my job is Junkie immigrants coming to America to be lazy and get free housing and welfare checks and do a bit of lazy people work and look for free stuff and put American Born people last for everything... I don't see how they will make America Great at all?... VOTE Trump 2020...Clean up the USA!

Don't Trust Muslums. They Don't Belong in the West. Vote for Trump. Build the Wall.

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7 Driving Barefoot

Not Really Securing Our Borders!...Not allowing concealed carry for our Safety!...This hurts Us All.

Executing Serial killers should be a priority in the USA,we lead the world in serial crime,no one is even close,3400 since 1900,and Yes Join the NRA.

Maybe this poor bastard can't afford shoes? If the economy that Obama fixed is so good... Why are work wages so low? Why do people in Rich America do without healthcare? Why does the USA not have Real Borders? Why are Americans So ignorant and uneducated?... Starting with our President? 😨

8 Spitting on Cars

I'd rather spit on Republicans.

This happens? - Userguy44

Only Justin Bieber would do that. - 3DG20


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9 Flashing Car Lights to Warn Other Drivers About a Speed Trap

Voter Suppression and White Only Power is Disgusting... Stop Voter Suppression and Help Us All by Voting November 6,2018...VOTE...

I will warn you that if you Vote Republican you will have guns but no education,healthcare,no clean planet,no Unions, no Womens Rights,No immigration reform,...Do Research Before you VOTE

10 Playing Pokemon Go

Come on, I don't like this game (despite being a big fan of the series), but whoever added this here really needs to learn what "illegal" means. - Swellow

Why? I'm not a fan of it, but okay... - Userguy44

Yeah I agree with @Swellow on this.There are a lots of dumb games.But it doesn't mean it will be illegal - zxm

The Newcomers

? Kids Becoming Transgender under the age of 25

I also posted this. The human body hasn't developed fully.
Also, can a kid legally get a tattoo? No.
Can a kid drive under the age of 16 without a permit or supervision? No.
Can a kid get labor under 16? No.
But, can a kid change his gender under 16? Yes. - CartoonCriticizer

? Feminism

I put this on here. Man hating feminism is bull crap. It isn't equality. It's just crazy straight and gay women who dye their hair to have more rights than men. Also, wage gap is a myth. - CartoonCriticizer

Depends. - Userguy44

The Contenders

11 Becoming a Brony

When the original items on the list aren't bad enough, people decide to make it worse. - Swellow

I thought the items that were on the original list were bad, but the ones added later are far worse. - Martinglez

This is dumb. Hating God or whatever else over becoming a brony is less bad? What the? - Neonco31

Much Better to become an Obamacare client sign up Now at the Preventive care... Thank you Mr. Obama and the Democrats... You Saved Lives.

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12 Being a Nazi

Let's vote republican! - Maddox121

The only Nazis are Chuck Shumer and Nancy Polosi that care more about illegals and Foreign people more than they do does the GOP... Trump puts us First. Trump is the 3rd party America Needed. Build the Wall. Healthcare for all legals and Citizens. Put Americans First.

I did Not VOTE for Ronald Reagan nor any Republican Ever...Never nor Do I Plan to,I do fondly remember Papa Bush...I do remember thinking... I think that man is a good and decent man.I want to listen to him. I can Be Better by doing this. I can Grow here. I did. RIP President Bush. πŸ›

There is nothing NAZI about us Americans wanting a Real Border and legal immigration... GO TRUMP! βŒ›πŸ"œπŸš©

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13 Watching Boku No Pico

A lot of people may not know this, but it IS illegal. - KalloFox34

Willingly watching it would be pedophilia so...

That's not illegal, it's just very stupid.

14 Getting Your Nipples Pierced

Who would do this? - Ananya

Snort Snort... How Bad?... Where do you all hang out? πŸ˜―πŸ˜¨πŸ˜³πŸ‘‚...I'm listening...

15 Flipping Off People in Cars

If they have a Trump/Pence sticker on it... Then its OK... Some Dumb Cracker will love the attention... For them it's a step up... To be acknowledged...

16 Viewing Pornography

If you are over 18 to post it or watch it... Who does it really harm?... I say no's a non issue... Not everyone is uptight about sex...not even religious people... Sex is Fun... And it got you here... Somebody had an orgasm... Your Mom... Hopefully?

If you like this disgusting thing that means that you are a pervert

I can think of much worse than this? I'd rather see people screwing than killing each other...we are uptight in the USA... about Sex. Relax,its all Good.

I watch 4000K High Definition 3D Porn... Top that you conservative uneducated USA Trump clown. Get your GED.

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17 Drugs

Close our Damn Borders!...don't Be Stupid Democrats...Live In REALITY... We Need to Fix Our USA First and Help our own citizens!... Enforce E verify!

Yeah! Drugs are bad. - Userguy44

Drugs make you more Stupid.and America already has plenty of Stupid people.

Build the WALL... Healthcare 4 ALL Legal Americans...Put America and Native Born Americans and Veterans First!... For everything!...Give us a Clean and Healthy Planet!...give us concealed carry firearm laws for our protection. VOTE for This 2020!...Support the Party that Gives us this!.. βœ"πŸ‘ˆπŸ"’πŸ"‘NRA... Join us Now... VOTE

18 Calling 911 on Blacks for No Reason

Will 911 Help us when we get overrun by illegal aliens very soon?... Am I the only one who thinks how Bad this can get? Hell we can't even take care of our own citizens! Help Us Americans!

Trump stole an entire Presidential election and he's out Free...with Russian Help... And your worried about a Bill Clinton blow job?... Dumb Cracker.

Ban Criminals Not Guns... You Democrats have it All Wrong... Way Wrong!... Join the NRA...

Report Employers who don't use E Verify instead!... Close the Borders...

19 Using a Radar Detector

I'm for it if in any way it can be used to secure our borders,use walls,e verify,work permits,but,secure our borders,
we don't need moochers,drugs,crime,terrorists,come on in... legally,VOTE November 6...Vote for Healthcare for All USA.

20 Bullfighting

What's so entertaining about animal abuse? - KalloFox34

This and the rodeo id barberic - westofohio

If you support Donald Trump in the ways that are just and smart,like Real Borders,E verify enforced,not bringing in low quality immigrants,that really serve no purpose,other than put Americans out, will be considered the Bull,the Bad Guy?...if you want America and Americans to be put First then VOTE Republican and Donald Trump... Join the NRA... Don't Be A Bleeding Heart Democrat!... Support Donald Trump...Close Our Borders!... Put Americans First for everything!... Merit Based immigration Only!... Trump 2020!... VOTE... Hail Trump and Hitler... Within Reason!... Country First! Clean Up the USA!... Quality not Quantity!... Make USA Great!... Build that Walls!... Not Wall. Go TRUMP!

21 Scams to Make Money

Getting Poor People to Vote for Republicans is a SCAM to make the Rich stay Rich and the Poor Stay Poor...but the uneducated TRUMP Voters can't figure this out...Not the Smartest People I've ever seen...Trump targets you Dummies. Pendejos. Hicks.

The FOX news channel is a SCAM on ignorant uneducated trailer park fat toothless rednecks.Vote against yourselves Vote Republican.

22 Smoking

Smoking is so unhealthy. - Userguy44

Uncontrolled Borders will Smoke all of us Americans! CLOSE THE DAMM BORDERS!

23 Making Stupid Lists About Things that Should Be Illegal

What?... You can learn a whole bunch by observing uncensored Stupid Lists done by the people around you!...I love the Top Tens!... So Raw!

So technically this list should be illegal? - Userguy44

Haha. - DarkBoi-X

By Closeing the Borders and Not bringing in Junkie immigrants,Donald Trump has done a Great Job!..but the Stupids never say a good thing about him.I won't Vote for republicans,but Trump has done many things Right.Correct.Go Trump!

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24 Loving God

Having religious people fighting over something they are to stupid to understand. I'm tired of seeing people killing in the name of god. Wouldn't mind people believing, if they would stop hating people because they bible said so - westofohio

Keep your Superstitions to your Damn Self.

I love God and if you gonna hate me for this so go ahead. I don't care - Righteous

Freedom of religion, guys. - MrCoolC

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25 Not Loving God

I have tried ever-so-hard to be a good Christian and stuff, but it's just not working out. Religion isn't for everyone, just like metal, book, PokemonGo, spiders, Skyrim, anything, really. There are things for some that don't work for another, you peeps should just accept that. - Merilille

That is against Freedom Of Religion. - djpenquin999

What ever happened to the freedom of religion? - WindWakerFan

Which God? Some Dumb Fat Bastards worship FOX news channel?...some Bleeding Heart Hippies Worship CNN? Both are Full of Crap!... Both Political parties in the USA Suck!... But I Do VOTE for Democrats!... And I an NRA member! And I want Real Borders!... And Healthcare! ♉

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26 Hentai of children

Child pornography whether its animated or not is absolutely disgusting. Agree with this one. - BlueberryCatfish

27 Standardized Testing

Stupid George W. Bush made this a thing with the stupid No Child Left Behind act. Screw you Bush. - railfan99

28 Hating on Autistic People

Only item I agree with. And listening to Justin Bieber is higher than this? Come one! - Userguy44

Mentally retarded people are a waste of everything for all of us

Learn the difference. You're either a bully or a pathetic troll. - KalloFox34

Thank you! - Kevinsidis

True, it’s offensive to insult autism. - MrCoolC

29 Drinking Alcohol

Yes! - Camaro6

Nope! - KalloFox34

30 Hating Metal

Not illegal, just difference of taste. - Swellow

Why is this on the list at all? - SwagFlicks

Get over yourselves! What the hell is wrong with not liking metal? - 3DG20

BLACK SABBATH is the Best Metal Band Ever...OZZY OSBORN is God!... No Band Comes Close!... Screw Led Zeppelin... The Who... The Stones... Listen to Early Black Sabbath!... Hail Sabbath! 😈

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31 Vomit

Now this list is just getting ridiculous.

What - Camaro6

Sometimes you can’t help it. - Userguy44

32 Honking Your Car At A Stranger/Pedestrian
33 Making This List

Lol - Camaro6

34 Alcoholic Drinks

Yes. You can live without alcohol. - Userguy44

Nope! - KalloFox34

35 Fortnite

Come on it’s just a game! - Userguy44

36 Pouring salt into a freshwater pond

Stupid Open Borders craps on a USA we can Manage...Close the borders and enforce E verify... Put Bums to Work!... We have enough illegals here already!... Junkie immigrants... Lazy Americans...

37 Practicing Religion

Believe it or not, there are countries that ban religions. - Swellow

I agree with this.

This list has anti-religion stuff. - MrCoolC

Attend A Pagen Pride event near you fun cool jewelry a fresh look at things. Make these events Bigger... Help us.

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38 Hating

This list is stupid... On one side it is saying that hating should be banned and on other side it is saying not to practice Islam? - 0744rose

If hating was illegal, we would all be in jail since everyone hates stuff, it's human nature - Martinglez

Whoever added this is very dumb. Hate exists because we all like different things. - Userguy44

I'm not a racist,I hate everybody!...its much simpler that way...screw me!... I hate me!...I'm a Republican I Vote against myself! I hate healthcare and I'm sick... Go Trump!... Screw me over... Republicans... I love Pain!

39 Watching Breadwinners
40 Liking Bad Things

People, this is the work of Disney1994 on this item. Please do not listen to his nonsense about his views on opinions and television. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Junkie girls like Bad Boys because they are Ghetto Trash with No Self Respect nor Self esteem,Bad Boys are Trash boys.Too busy in jail... Losers.

41 Watching Fred: The Show

Not illegal, just really annoying.

42 Dora the Explorer Dora the Explorer Dora the Explorer (2000 - 2015) is an American educational animated TV series created by Chris Gifford, Valerie Walsh, and Eric Weiner in which Dora goes on adventures with her friend, a monkey named Boots.

The show didn’t break any laws, though. - MrCoolC

43 Teen Titans Go
44 Barney & Friends Barney & Friends Barney & Friends is an American children's television series aimed at children from ages 1 to 8, created by Sheryl Leach and produced by HIT Entertainment. It premiered on PBS on April 6, 1992. The series features the title character Barney, a purple anthropomorphic tyrannosaurus rex who conveys educational more.
45 Vaping

Vapeing is Stupid and the USA is already full of Stupid ignorant Silly Assed people...watchin Stupid Super Hero Dumb movies...and Not VOTING... How Sad. USA is full of Dumb People... And Lazy too.

46 Watching The Lion King

The Lion King is the greatest movie ever. - BlueberryCatfish

47 Watching Sanjay and Craig

It's not really illegal, it's just very dumb and nasty.

Get these "watching" ideas off. TLK and S&C are good, but the rest still suck. Still, it shouldn't be illegal to watch a certain show (unless it contains content that is already illegal to watch, such as child p***) - KalloFox34

48 Watching Fanboy and Chum Chum

Not illegal, just stupid.

49 Watching Marvin Marvin

Not illegal, just very annoying.

50 Hating Good Things

Timmy's Dad: Geh! This item redundantly reminds me of that same person who can't just accept other people's opinions! This can only be the work of one man! Disney1994... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

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1. Using Tobacco
2. Driving Barefoot
3. Flashing Car Lights to Warn Other Drivers About a Speed Trap
1. Being a Nazi
2. Bullfighting
3. Calling 911 on Blacks for No Reason
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