Top Ten Things that Should Be Illegal


The Top Ten

1 Using Tobacco

Illegal to sell and to buy it or illegal to use the by nature Tobacco plants? If something like Tobacco would be illegal it would open a door for criminals ( just look at the alcohol prohibition of the 1920's ). Nobody is forcing you to use Tobacco. If you don't want to use it then don't use it. Freedom means that every human being is free to use his body and mind and not to be dictated by anyone who tell him what you should do or not do.

I know people have the right to smoke freely as they want, but to be honest, they do know it's not healthy for them... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

It smell disgusting and I get sick from secondhand smoke. - MrCoolC

I'm Confident that the Democrats can Do Very Well NationWide!..IF they STOP helping illegal immigration and help with that!...Because Most Voters DO WANT Healthcare,Daycare,A Collage Education,Unions,Womens Rights,LGBT rights,A Clean Planet,...Decent Gun Laws,...Democrats Need to Close the Borders To WIN 2020!...VOTE 2020...😁...VOTEN Democratas...€

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2 Listening to Justin Bieber

Why you can't be serious while making lists for God's sake? - Ananya

You'd think this list would have good reasoning, but nope. - Therandom

Half of these ARE illegal and the other half doesn't make any sense lol - Evananderson

JB is no David Bowie...

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3 Ignoring Stop Signs on Private Property

Don't!... You might walk in on some Republican red neck banging his barn animals... Deliverance Part 2...

Permitting the USA to help other countries,unless the USA is helping it's own native born citizens first! here at home!

Criminalizing Prostitution in the USA should be Banned?... It should be easy,regulated,safe,legal,taxed,...this is Safer for All involved... Tell Your Congressman that it's way past time Sex Work Be Legalized in America!

4 Swearing at Cops

To hell with the First Amendment, eh? Take a civics class, some time.

Swear at This!...The Only Reason Trump and Republicans want Kavanaugh in the Supream Court is to repeal Roe Vs. Wade...Women,don't Let This Happen!... Do You Want Your Birth Control in Old Mexico? Republican are Anti Women.

5 Taking Upskirt Photos

Defy you to find a jurisdiction where such invasive behavior is NOT illegal.

Maybe doing this gets you elected President and in the Supream Court... Works for Republicans?

"Massachusetts only just made 'upskirt' photos illegal last year, and in many states the practice still isn't criminalized. Texas has upheld the right of men to surreptitiously take photos of women's private areas, even if the photos are meant for purposes of sexual gratification. A court decision in Washington, DC ruled the same thing in 2014, as did a judge in Oregon this year after a 61-year-old man was caught taking photos up the skirt of a 13-year-old girl." - Jessica Valenti, Guardian News (November, 2015)

6 Practicing Islam

How many times am I going to have to say this? Look, I'm Buddhist myself, but it looks like I'm going to have to say this again: there are two completely different sides of Islam: the true nonviolent Islam and the radical Islam. The nonviolent Islam is the good Islam, while the radical Islam is the bad Islam practiced by terrorist groups such as ISIS. Finally, there's something called FREEDOM OF RELIGION. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Trump and the Republicans makes me Sick..But I do agree that the USA helps the Whole Damn World..EXCEPT its own American Born and legally legal people here in the Damn USA...WE Should Be First WE Pay for everything!...It's Our Country Our Home FIRST! We Die for Our Country. And import Quality People! Legally!

90% of religions on the planet kill people, not just Islam. NOT ALL MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS! - westofohio

The USA should t as take Good Care of its own people First!..Veterans and Citizens and Legals,with houseing,healthcare,Jobs,...then the rest of the World!...In This Order...STOP illegal immigration!... You too Democrats!

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7 Driving Barefoot

Not Really Securing Our Borders!...Not allowing concealed carry for our Safety!...This hurts Us All.

It's OK... So long as you stick that filthy bare foot in some republicans ass, then go ahead...

Executing Serial killers should be a priority in the USA,we lead the world in serial crime,no one is even close,3400 since 1900,and Yes Join the NRA.

8 Spitting on Cars

This happens? - Userguy44

Only Justin Bieber would do that. - 3DG20

What sane human spits on metal? - Swellow


9 Flashing Car Lights to Warn Other Drivers About a Speed Trap

Voter Suppression and White Only Power is Disgusting... Stop Voter Suppression and Help Us All by Voting November 6,2018...VOTE...

I will warn you that if you Vote Republican you will have guns but no education,healthcare,no clean planet,no Unions, no Womens Rights,No immigration reform,...Do Research Before you VOTE

10 Playing Pokemon Go

Come on, I don't like this game (despite being a big fan of the series), but whoever added this here really needs to learn what "illegal" means. - Swellow

Why? I'm not a fan of it, but okay... - Userguy44

Yeah I agree with @Swellow on this.There are a lots of dumb games.But it doesn't mean it will be illegal - zxm

The Newcomers

? Calling 911 on Blacks for No Reason

Will 911 Help us when we get overrun by illegal aliens very soon?... Am I the only one who thinks how Bad this can get? Hell we can't even take care of our own citizens! Help Us Americans!

Trump stole an entire Presidential election and he's out Free...with Russian Help... And your worried about a Bill Clinton blow job?... Dumb Cracker.

Ban Criminals Not Guns... You Democrats have it All Wrong... Way Wrong!... Join the NRA...

Report Employers who don't use E Verify instead!... Close the Borders...

? Pouring salt into a freshwater pond

Stupid Open Borders craps on a USA we can Manage...Close the borders and enforce E verify... Put Bums to Work!... We have enough illegals here already!... Junkie immigrants... Lazy Americans...

The Contenders

11 Becoming a Brony

When the original items on the list aren't bad enough, people decide to make it worse. - Swellow

I thought the items that were on the original list were bad, but the ones added later are far worse. - Martinglez

This is dumb. Hating God or whatever else over becoming a brony is less bad? What the? - Neonco31

Is it Safer than becoming a Jew?...

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12 Watching Boku No Pico

A lot of people may not know this, but it IS illegal. - KalloFox34

Willingly watching it would be pedophilia so...

That's not illegal, it's just very stupid.

13 Getting Your Nipples Pierced

Who would do this? - Ananya

14 Flipping Off People in Cars

If they have a Trump/Pence sticker on it... Then its OK... Some Dumb Cracker will love the attention... For them it's a step up... To be acknowledged...

15 Viewing Pornography

If you like this disgusting thing that means that you are a pervert

I can think of much worse than this? I'd rather see people screwing than killing each other...we are uptight in the USA... about Sex. Relax,its all Good.

What I LOVE Porn. It is my passion and honby. Goons have rights too.

Porn is my rigjt as a human.

16 Being a Nazi
17 Using a Radar Detector

I'm for it if in any way it can be used to secure our borders,use walls,e verify,work permits,but,secure our borders,
we don't need moochers,drugs,crime,terrorists,come on in... legally,VOTE November 6...Vote for Healthcare for All USA.

18 Bullfighting

What's so entertaining about animal abuse? - KalloFox34

This and the rodeo id barberic - westofohio

19 Smoking

Smoking is so unhealthy. - Userguy44

Uncontrolled Borders will Smoke all of us Americans! CLOSE THE DAMM BORDERS!

20 Drugs

Yeah! Drugs are bad. - Userguy44

21 Scams to Make Money
22 Making Stupid Lists About Things that Should Be Illegal

What?... You can learn a whole bunch by observing uncensored Stupid Lists done by the people around you!...I love the Top Tens!... So Raw!

Haha. - DarkBoi-X


23 Loving God

Having religious people fighting over something they are to stupid to understand. I'm tired of seeing people killing in the name of god. Wouldn't mind people believing, if they would stop hating people because they bible said so - westofohio

I love God and if you gonna hate me for this so go ahead. I don't care - Righteous

I am going to kill whoever is putting these things on my list - DoroExploro13

Keep your Superstitions to your Damn Self.

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24 Hentai of children

Child pornography whether its animated or not is absolutely disgusting. Agree with this one. - BlueberryCatfish

25 Standardized Testing

Stupid George W. Bush made this a thing with the stupid No Child Left Behind act. Screw you Bush. - railfan99

26 Hating on Autistic People

Mentally retarded people are a waste of everything for all of us

Learn the difference. You're either a bully or a pathetic troll. - KalloFox34

Only item I agree with. And listening to Justin Bieber is higher than this? Come one! - Userguy44

Thank you! - Kevinsidis

True, it’s offensive to insult autism. - MrCoolC

27 Not Loving God

I have tried ever-so-hard to be a good Christian and stuff, but it's just not working out. Religion isn't for everyone, just like metal, book, PokemonGo, spiders, Skyrim, anything, really. There are things for some that don't work for another, you peeps should just accept that. - Merilille

That is against Freedom Of Religion. - djpenquin999

What ever happened to the freedom of religion? - WindWakerFan

What the hell is this list! - Userguy44

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28 Honking Your Car At A Stranger/Pedestrian
29 Making This List

Lol - Camaro6

30 Drinking Alcohol

Yes! - Camaro6

Okay? - Userguy44

Nope! - KalloFox34

31 Alcoholic Drinks

Nope! - KalloFox34

32 Watching Breadwinners
33 Watching Fred: The Show

Not illegal, just really annoying.

34 Hating Metal

Not illegal, just difference of taste. - Swellow

Why is this on the list at all? - SwagFlicks

Get over yourselves! What the hell is wrong with not liking metal? - 3DG20

I like metal and I'm not a metalhead. - Userguy44

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35 Vomit

Now this list is just getting ridiculous.

What - Camaro6

36 Dora the Explorer Dora the Explorer Dora the Explorer (2000 - 2015) is an American educational animated TV series created by Chris Gifford, Valerie Walsh, and Eric Weiner in which Dora goes on adventures with her friend, a monkey named Boots.

The show didn’t break any laws, though. - MrCoolC

37 Teen Titans Go
38 Barney & Friends Barney & Friends Barney & Friends is an American children's television series aimed at children from ages 1 to 8, created by Sheryl Leach and produced by HIT Entertainment. It premiered on PBS on April 6, 1992. The series features the title character Barney, a purple anthropomorphic tyrannosaurus rex who conveys educational more.
39 Practicing Religion

Believe it or not, there are countries that ban religions. - Swellow

I agree with this.

This list has anti-religion stuff. - MrCoolC

Go to North Korea then...

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40 Hating

This list is stupid... On one side it is saying that hating should be banned and on other side it is saying not to practice Islam? - 0744rose

If hating was illegal, we would all be in jail since everyone hates stuff, it's human nature - Martinglez

41 Watching The Lion King

The Lion King is the greatest movie ever. - BlueberryCatfish

42 Watching Sanjay and Craig

It's not really illegal, it's just very dumb and nasty.

Get these "watching" ideas off. TLK and S&C are good, but the rest still suck. Still, it shouldn't be illegal to watch a certain show (unless it contains content that is already illegal to watch, such as child p***) - KalloFox34

43 Watching Fanboy and Chum Chum

Not illegal, just stupid.

44 Watching Marvin Marvin

Not illegal, just very annoying.

45 Hating Good Things

Timmy's Dad: Geh! This item redundantly reminds me of that same person who can't just accept other people's opinions! This can only be the work of one man! Disney1994... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

46 Liking Bad Things

People, this is the work of Disney1994 on this item. Please do not listen to his nonsense about his views on opinions and television. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

47 Nudity

Showers - DijaUnicorn

48 Abortion

This shouldn't be here. Like WindWakerFan said, if the mother was to die because of the baby, it'd be the only humane thing to do. - KalloFox34

I can understand if there isn't anything wrong with the baby, as putting it up for adoption is a better choice in that case, but what if the baby was a result of incest, rape, or the mother/child's life was at significant risk? - WindWakerFan

49 Listening to Reggaeton Music
50 Loud Piece of Crap Cars

Like Ford Mustangs lol have you heard them driving - Camaro6

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Top Remixes (5)

1. Using Tobacco
2. Driving Barefoot
3. Flashing Car Lights to Warn Other Drivers About a Speed Trap
1. Being a Nazi
2. Bullfighting
3. Calling 911 on Blacks for No Reason
1. Playing Pokemon Go
2. Getting Your Nipples Pierced
3. Practicing Islam

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