Top Ten Things that Should Be Illegal


The Top Ten

1 Using Tobacco

Illegal to sell and to buy it or illegal to use the by nature Tobacco plants? If something like Tobacco would be illegal it would open a door for criminals ( just look at the alcohol prohibition of the 1920's ). Nobody is forcing you to use Tobacco. If you don't want to use it then don't use it. Freedom means that every human being is free to use his body and mind and not to be dictated by anyone who tell him what you should do or not do.

I know people have the right to smoke freely as they want, but to be honest, they do know it's not healthy for them... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

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2 Listening to Justin Bieber

You'd think this list would have good reasoning, but nope. - Therandom

Half of these ARE illegal and the other half doesn't make any sense lol - Evananderson

Why you can't be serious while making lists for God's sake? - Ananya

Really you guys? - pcn

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3 Ignoring Stop Signs on Private Property

Permitting the USA to help other countries,unless the USA is helping it's own native born citizens first! here at home!

4 Swearing at Cops

To hell with the First Amendment, eh? Take a civics class, some time.

5 Taking Upskirt Photos

Defy you to find a jurisdiction where such invasive behavior is NOT illegal.

"Massachusetts only just made 'upskirt' photos illegal last year, and in many states the practice still isn't criminalized. Texas has upheld the right of men to surreptitiously take photos of women's private areas, even if the photos are meant for purposes of sexual gratification. A court decision in Washington, DC ruled the same thing in 2014, as did a judge in Oregon this year after a 61-year-old man was caught taking photos up the skirt of a 13-year-old girl." - Jessica Valenti, Guardian News (November, 2015)

6 Driving Barefoot
7 Flashing Car Lights to Warn Other Drivers About a Speed Trap
8 Spitting on Cars

What sane human spits on metal? - Swellow


9 Playing Pokemon Go

Come on, I don't like this game (despite being a big fan of the series), but whoever added this here really needs to learn what "illegal" means. - Swellow

Yeah I agree with @Swellow on this.There are a lots of dumb games.But it doesn't mean it will be illegal - zxm

10 Practicing Islam

How many times am I going to have to say this? Look, I'm Buddhist myself, but it looks like I'm going to have to say this again: there are two completely different sides of Islam: the true nonviolent Islam and the radical Islam. The nonviolent Islam is the good Islam, while the radical Islam is the bad Islam practiced by terrorist groups such as ISIS. Finally, there's something called FREEDOM OF RELIGION. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I'm pretty sure the anonymous guy who was making all of those dumb comments put this here. - Mcgillacuddy

I am pissed off...whoever added this just showed how dumb he/she is.,... Why that person hate Islam...he/she must have mental health problems...he/she don't know anything about islam...he/she should apologize for what he/she has done - 0744rose

Only a dumb Satan worshiper who put this here. - malamJONES

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The Newcomers

? Abortion

I can understand if there isn't anything wrong with the baby, as putting it up for adoption is a better choice in that case, but what if the baby was a result of incest, rape, or the mother/child's life was at significant risk? - WindWakerFan

The Contenders

11 Becoming a Brony

When the original items on the list aren't bad enough, people decide to make it worse. - Swellow

I thought the items that were on the original list were bad, but the ones added later are far worse. - Martinglez

This is dumb. Hating God or whatever else over becoming a brony is less bad? What the? - Neonco31

NO, NO, NO AND NO - JerryTheBest

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12 Watching Boku No Pico

That's not illegal, it's just very stupid.

13 Flipping Off People in Cars
14 Getting Your Nipples Pierced

Who would do this? - Ananya

15 Using a Radar Detector
16 Viewing Pornography

What I LOVE Porn. It is my passion and honby. Goons have rights too.

Porn is my rigjt as a human.

17 Hentai of children

Child pornography whether its animated or not is absolutely disgusting. Agree with this one. - BlueberryCatfish

18 Standardized Testing

Stupid George W. Bush made this a thing with the stupid No Child Left Behind act. Screw you Bush. - railfan99

19 Not Loving God

I have tried ever-so-hard to be a good Christian and stuff, but it's just not working out. Religion isn't for everyone, just like metal, book, PokemonGo, spiders, Skyrim, anything, really. There are things for some that don't work for another, you peeps should just accept that. - Merilille

That is against Freedom Of Religion. - djpenquin999

What ever happened to the freedom of religion? - WindWakerFan

No! This SHOULD be legal! - FireOfHell666

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20 Loving God

I love God and if you gonna hate me for this so go ahead. I don't care - Righteous

I am going to kill whoever is putting these things on my list - DoroExploro13

This list is going worse after every item - 0744rose

I am an atheist, but I don't care if you worship any god. - Martinglez

21 Watching Fred: The Show

Not illegal, just really annoying.

22 Hating Metal

Not illegal, just difference of taste. - Swellow

Why is this on the list at all? - SwagFlicks

Welp. *puts hands up* - WonkeyDude98

23 Vomit

Now this list is just getting ridiculous.

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24 Honking Your Car At A Stranger/Pedestrian
25 Making This List
26 Drinking Alcohol
27 Dora the Explorer Dora the Explorer Dora the Explorer (2000 - 2015) is an American educational animated TV series created by Chris Gifford, Valerie Walsh, and Eric Weiner in which Dora goes on adventures with her friend, a monkey named Boots.
28 Teen Titans Go
29 Practicing Religion

Believe it or not, there are countries that ban religions. - Swellow

Go to North Korea then...

I agree with this. - FireOfHell666

Let people do what they want to...if they want to practice religion let them. there's nothing wrong in that... - 0744rose

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30 Hating

This list is stupid... On one side it is saying that hating should be banned and on other side it is saying not to practice Islam? - 0744rose

If hating was illegal, we would all be in jail since everyone hates stuff, it's human nature - Martinglez

Well, if hating is illegal, then it means having opinions is illegal - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

31 Bullfighting
32 Watching The Lion King

The Lion King is the greatest movie ever. - BlueberryCatfish

33 Watching Sanjay and Craig

It's not really illegal, it's just very dumb and nasty.

34 Watching Fanboy and Chum Chum

Not illegal, just stupid.

35 Watching Marvin Marvin

Not illegal, just very annoying.

36 Watching Breadwinners
37 Hating Good Things

Timmy's Dad: Geh! This item redundantly reminds me of that same person who can't just accept other people's opinions! This can only be the work of one man! Disney1994... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

38 Liking Bad Things

People, this is the work of Disney1994 on this item. Please do not listen to his nonsense about his views on opinions and television. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

39 Scams to Make Money
40 Making Stupid Lists About Things that Should Be Illegal
41 Smoking
42 Drugs
43 Being a Nazi
44 Nudity
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List Stats

100 votes
45 listings
1 year, 254 days old

Top Remixes

1. Using Tobacco
2. Driving Barefoot
3. Flashing Car Lights to Warn Other Drivers About a Speed Trap
1. Playing Pokemon Go
2. Getting Your Nipples Pierced
3. Practicing Islam
1. Watching Boku No Pico
2. Listening to Justin Bieber
3. Using Tobacco


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