Top Ten Things that Should Be Illegal


The Top Ten

1 Using Tobacco

With all that is now known of the dangers of a science not hearsay!... Only stupid inbreds and Trump Voters... Same thing... would smoke? It's way past Stupid to still smoke!... Build a Wall to keep eastern Kentucky... Away from the rest of us!

What would Trump voters replace tabacci with?...a book?...a goat?... shooting a Stop sign?...Meth?

Pathetic Bleeding Heart Democrats Suck just as much as Smokers... They are so generous with other peoples money... I saw the light... I am a Proud Republican. Now. Go Donald Trump. Put Americans First. Build that Wall. Get us healthcare. Deport illegals. Trump 2020!...USA First.

Tobacco should be classified as a drug.

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2 Ignoring Stop Signs on Private Property

Donald Trump is Correct We Need Border Control and E verify...We Need to know who is entering our country... Our Home...I love immigrants... But Legal Immigrants!...People that embrace Progressive Western Values!...Walls Help the Border Patrol...TRUMP 2020...Not Republicans... TRUMP!... Put Americans First!... Including Legals! VOTE...Healthcare 4 ALL!

All we really need to STOP illegal immigration is Enforce E verify... Severe Penalties for hireing illegals. Problem Solved. Fix America First. Close the Borders. Join the NRA. VOTE... Trump has Good ideas. I will still VOTE Democratic 2020.VOTE...!

Any SOB that throws rocks at our Border Patrol and Bum Rushes out Borders is Crap... And they don't have any business here.Close the Borders and don't bring in Junk Bad Mean Lazy People.Thank You Donald Trump. Be Selective. We Have Enough JUNK Already.

I'm a very liberal progressive Democrat...but, I do believe we need Border Control,one reason is to Protect Citizens and Legals,its Only Common Sense,E verify needs Teeth,but Democrats Want To Lose 2020...with Open Borders,an Election They Can WIN!... THEY WILL SCREW THIS UP!...STUPID AND SAD... Close the Borders! Dems. And WIN!...

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3 Listening to Justin Bieber

Putting Justin Bieber on every top ten list should be illegal.

Justin Bieber this, Justin bieber that. Justin Bieber I don't care! I don't like JB, but people should listen to whatever they want. - Luckys

Is it too hard to avoid listening to him huh? - Userguy44

I thought this list was going to be a serious list. But after seeing this item as 2nd. Nope - B1ueNew

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4 Taking Upskirt Photos

Maybe doing this gets you elected President and in the Supream Court... Works for Republicans?

Defy you to find a jurisdiction where such invasive behavior is NOT illegal.

"Massachusetts only just made 'upskirt' photos illegal last year, and in many states the practice still isn't criminalized. Texas has upheld the right of men to surreptitiously take photos of women's private areas, even if the photos are meant for purposes of sexual gratification. A court decision in Washington, DC ruled the same thing in 2014, as did a judge in Oregon this year after a 61-year-old man was caught taking photos up the skirt of a 13-year-old girl." - Jessica Valenti, Guardian News (November, 2015)

5 Swearing at Cops

Democrats Run America like a broken clock. Republicans streamline and simplify things and leave us alone way way more... Support the NRA and Support Real Borders and E verify... TRUMP 2020...

Cops are human not perfect,but I like them much more than thugs and criminals,the NRA may not be your favorite people,but most of us are decent people who have a gun help protect us,we are not criminals, Our Guns Are Legal.

To hell with the First Amendment, eh? Take a civics class, some time.

6 Scams to Make Money

So listening to an overhated singer and watching a harmless pony cartoon are worse than people and stores taking so much of your money? Why?! - codgtamk34

Getting Poor People to Vote for Republicans is a SCAM to make the Rich stay Rich and the Poor Stay Poor...but the uneducated TRUMP Voters can't figure this out...Not the Smartest People I've ever seen...Trump targets you Dummies. Pendejos. Hicks.

The FOX news channel is a SCAM on ignorant uneducated trailer park fat toothless rednecks.Vote against yourselves Vote Republican.

7 Drugs

Close our Damn Borders!...don't Be Stupid Democrats...Live In REALITY... We Need to Fix Our USA First and Help our own citizens!... Enforce E verify!

Yeah! Drugs are bad. - Userguy44

Drugs make you more Stupid.and America already has plenty of Stupid people.

Build the WALL... Healthcare 4 ALL Legal Americans...Put America and Native Born Americans and Veterans First!... For everything!...Give us a Clean and Healthy Planet!...give us concealed carry firearm laws for our protection. VOTE for This 2020!...Support the Party that Gives us this!.. βœ"πŸ‘ˆπŸ"’πŸ"‘NRA... Join us Now... VOTE

8 Practicing Islam

We don't need Muslums in the West. Why take a chance on them? That is a stupid violent religion. Trump is Correct. Period.

No One in the West wants them in their countries,why would they? They are a Proven Terror Threat. Do Your Research. Dems.

Trump and the Republicans makes me Sick..But I do agree that the USA helps the Whole Damn World..EXCEPT its own American Born and legally legal people here in the Damn USA...WE Should Be First WE Pay for everything!...It's Our Country Our Home FIRST! We Die for Our Country. And import Quality People! Legally!

It comes down to this.The USA needs to take care of USA born people First... And Veterans!...Not Honduras Not Somalia Not Iraq... Charity starts at Home... Close the Borders...Get us All Healthcare...Care for Our Planet!... Put Our Citizens First. Thank You Trump and Republicans...Do the Same Democrats. Put US First. Period.

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9 Driving Barefoot

IF dumb ignorant inbreds could not VOTE.. Republicans would never win...WE must suppress that Voting Block with free waffles or something... Gotta do! Stop the incest! Democrats!

Whoever put "Putting Pokemon Go" on this list is racist. UwU

Not Really Securing Our Borders!...Not allowing concealed carry for our Safety!...This hurts Us All.

Executing Serial killers should be a priority in the USA,we lead the world in serial crime,no one is even close,3400 since 1900,and Yes Join the NRA.

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10 Being a Nazi

Let's vote republican! - Maddox121

The only Nazis are Chuck Shumer and Nancy Polosi that care more about illegals and Foreign people more than they do does the GOP... Trump puts us First. Trump is the 3rd party America Needed. Build the Wall. Healthcare for all legals and Citizens. Put Americans First.

I did Not VOTE for Ronald Reagan nor any Republican Ever...Never nor Do I Plan to,I do fondly remember Papa Bush...I do remember thinking... I think that man is a good and decent man.I want to listen to him. I can Be Better by doing this. I can Grow here. I did. RIP President Bush. πŸ›

There is nothing NAZI about us Americans wanting a Real Border and legal immigration... GO TRUMP! βŒ›πŸ"œπŸš©

There is if you're willing to kill somebody (physically OR emotionally) to do it. And that's where the extremists and trolls come in. - Synchronocity

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11 Spitting on Cars

Spit on Republicans not on Trump... He is Correct in So many ways!... Screw illegals!

Only Justin Bieber would do that. - 3DG20

This happens? - Userguy44

What sane human spits on metal? - Swellow

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12 Playing Pokemon Go

Why? I'm not a fan of it, but okay... - Userguy44

Come on, I don't like this game (despite being a big fan of the series), but whoever added this here really needs to learn what "illegal" means. - Swellow

Yeah I agree with @Swellow on this.There are a lots of dumb games.But it doesn't mean it will be illegal - zxm

13 Flashing Car Lights to Warn Other Drivers About a Speed Trap

I will warn you that if you Vote Republican you will have guns but no education,healthcare,no clean planet,no Unions, no Womens Rights,No immigration reform,...Do Research Before you VOTE

14 Hating on Autistic People

Abortion was also invented so that only healthy babys are born,why have a sick child born? This is not necessary.

Pokemon Go is higher than this. Damnit!

Agreed. - codgtamk34

I have autism - Maddox121

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15 Becoming a Brony

Much Better to become an Obamacare client sign up Now at the Preventive care... Thank you Mr. Obama and the Democrats... You Saved Lives.

When the original items on the list aren't bad enough, people decide to make it worse. - Swellow

I thought the items that were on the original list were bad, but the ones added later are far worse. - Martinglez

This is dumb. Hating God or whatever else over becoming a brony is less bad? What the? - Neonco31

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16 Calling 911 on Blacks for No Reason

Will 911 Help us when we get overrun by illegal aliens very soon?... Am I the only one who thinks how Bad this can get? Hell we can't even take care of our own citizens! Help Us Americans!

Wut about whites - Maddox121

CNN wants white people to apologize for being born white.the majority of us are not racist and we don't give a Damm who you love,your religion,really we just want to be left the Hell Alone!... And We all Want Healthcare and a real country with Real Borders...and Put Us All Americans First not Africa First. I Love Trump. But I won't Vote for republicans nor Trump. Democrats Suck too.

17 Watching Boku No Pico

Everyone who has watched this must have watched it unwillingly or unknowingly, otherwise send them to jail for being a psychopath.

A lot of people may not know this, but it IS illegal. - KalloFox34

Willingly watching it would be pedophilia so...

That's not illegal, it's just very stupid.

18 Bullfighting

What's so entertaining about animal abuse? - KalloFox34

Include horseraceing,this is the USA equivalent of Bullfighting,puppy mills,kitty mills,take away animals from homeless people,they can't care for those victim animals properly! No birds belong in a cage!... Would you trade places with these creatures?

If you support Donald Trump in the ways that are just and smart,like Real Borders,E verify enforced,not bringing in low quality immigrants,that really serve no purpose,other than put Americans out, will be considered the Bull,the Bad Guy?...if you want America and Americans to be put First then VOTE Republican and Donald Trump... Join the NRA... Don't Be A Bleeding Heart Democrat!... Support Donald Trump...Close Our Borders!... Put Americans First for everything!... Merit Based immigration Only!... Trump 2020!... VOTE... Hail Trump and Hitler... Within Reason!... Country First! Clean Up the USA!... Quality not Quantity!... Make USA Great!... Build that Walls!... Not Wall. Go TRUMP!

This and the rodeo id barberic - westofohio

19 Getting Your Nipples Pierced

Who would do this? - Ananya

Snort Snort... How Bad?... Where do you all hang out? πŸ˜―πŸ˜¨πŸ˜³πŸ‘‚...I'm listening...

20 Viewing Pornography

If you are over 18 to post it or watch it... Who does it really harm?... I say no's a non issue... Not everyone is uptight about sex...not even religious people... Sex is Fun... And it got you here... Somebody had an orgasm... Your Mom... Hopefully?

I watch 4000K High Definition 3D Porn... Top that you conservative uneducated USA Trump clown. Get your GED.

If you like this disgusting thing that means that you are a pervert

What's wrong with Porn?... Is that you? Gummy Bear looking Mike.. Nosey Man... Pence?.. I Hate you Conservative Prude Republicans. Go Back to the 1700s...VOTE Progressives 2019! 😈

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21 Drinking Alcohol

We in the USA need to make election day a Legal Paid Holiday! But, drink after You VOTE... Not Before. Talk to your Congressman about this!

So according to this site, Bieber is worse than Alcohol. Great logic. - codgtamk34

At Latino night clubs we Dance way more than we Drink,much more Fun than Gringo Clubs!

Nope! - KalloFox34

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22 Bullying

Does this include Republicans Bullying All Women in the South?... Alabama and Missouri?...Old White Men telling Women what to do? Are you old men going to raise that unwanted baby?... I didn't think so. The GOP is Super Stupid.

Join the NRA.Concealed Carry. In all states!...Problem Solved.

23 Flipping Off People in Cars

If they have a Trump/Pence sticker on it... Then its OK... Some Dumb Cracker will love the attention... For them it's a step up... To be acknowledged...

24 Smoking

On the contrary, I would make ciggies and vapes easy and accesable so those who don't value their health and life can check out sooner,the malcontents are a drag anyway. Die Already. Sooner!

Uncontrolled Borders will Smoke all of us Americans! CLOSE THE DAMM BORDERS!

Smoking is so unhealthy. - Userguy44

All you're doing is slowly killing yourself. - codgtamk34

25 Using a Radar Detector

I'm for it if in any way it can be used to secure our borders,use walls,e verify,work permits,but,secure our borders,
we don't need moochers,drugs,crime,terrorists,come on in... legally,VOTE November 6...Vote for Healthcare for All USA.

26 Hentai of children

Child pornography whether its animated or not is absolutely disgusting. Agree with this one. - BlueberryCatfish

27 Being a Troll and a Hypocrite Online

Religions Kill People... All Are Stupid...ALL... Guns Don't Kill People... People Kill People... Truth is... Guns also Protect People!...Join The NRA...Gun owners often get the blame. MOST are good decent people who know the Safety a gun in Trained Hands can give.I travel with mine...a. 38 for Safety...especially at Night..and as a women. VOTE for legal concealed carry in your state. Learn how to use it.

SAVE the children...don't just send food to Africa..send Birth Control!... Send Knowledge and wisdom and information...if the poor don't have kids... The Kids Don't Go Hungry.We Have Our Own Poor Here. Nation Build USA. Help Our Own. FIRST.

28 Making Stupid Lists About Things that Should Be Illegal

What?... You can learn a whole bunch by observing uncensored Stupid Lists done by the people around you!...I love the Top Tens!... So Raw!

Haha. - DarkBoi-X


29 Loving God

Republicans shoveing your version of GOD down other peoples throats!...Pick your own Darn GOD and leave my imaginary GOD alone. WOMEN VOTE 2019 and 2020!...VOTE!

Any God but Allah, that's all about Hate War and ignorance. Worship Mickey Mouse... Less harm there. I like Jesus, myself. I even have read the Whole Bible. The New Testament is about Love. Justice, Equality, Freedom, Compassion Not Hate. And about Respect. Self Love. Go Catholics. Read it.

What I your Good without A GOD? Respect Non Believers. Non Dammit!... It may even make A Better World.?!?...

Freedom of religion, guys. - MrCoolC

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30 Not Loving God

Republicans are always shoveing their Imaginary friend Jesus and that Big Brother Make Believe GOD down your throat!...As a Democrat I just want to be Left the Hell Alone! Isn't that what America is all about? Freedom? Liberty? Choice? Leave me the Hell Alone! Republicans!

What about leaving me,us,the Hell Alone! Christian Goofballs? Every Persons view of GOD is Unique To That Individule! and so is yours,But I leave You The Hell Alone. Some don't even have a GOD!... Respect All This!

What the hell is this list! - Userguy44

I have tried ever-so-hard to be a good Christian and stuff, but it's just not working out. Religion isn't for everyone, just like metal, book, PokemonGo, spiders, Skyrim, anything, really. There are things for some that don't work for another, you peeps should just accept that. - Merilille

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31 Standardized Testing

Stupid George W. Bush made this a thing with the stupid No Child Left Behind act. Screw you Bush. - railfan99

32 Fortnite

Come on it’s just a game! - Userguy44

33 Disney Buying Everything
34 Watching Breadwinners


35 Hating Metal

Get over yourselves! What the hell is wrong with not liking metal? - 3DG20

Not illegal, just difference of taste. - Swellow

Why is this on the list at all? - SwagFlicks

BLACK SABBATH is the Best Metal Band Ever...OZZY OSBORN is God!... No Band Comes Close!... Screw Led Zeppelin... The Who... The Stones... Listen to Early Black Sabbath!... Hail Sabbath! 😈

36 Vomit


What - Camaro6

Sometimes you can’t help it. - Userguy44

Now this list is just getting ridiculous.

37 Honking Your Car At A Stranger/Pedestrian
38 Making This List

Okay this is funny. - codgtamk34

This list Rocks! Express yourself. Be Honest. We need honesty so we can solve problems. Start by VOTEING. And being a good and decent person. Don't Stay Quiet!

Lol - Camaro6

39 Teen Titans Go

I love that show


40 Alcoholic Drinks

Yes. You can live without alcohol. - Userguy44

Nope! - KalloFox34

41 Pouring salt into a freshwater pond

Stupid Open Borders craps on a USA we can Manage...Close the borders and enforce E verify... Put Bums to Work!... We have enough illegals here already!... Junkie immigrants... Lazy Americans...

42 Breathing

I hate doing it, make it illegal bro

43 Owning Guns

This will drop the chance of a shooting dramatically.

When we in the USA have legal concealed carry in every state... Crime will Go Way Down... Thank God for Packing Heat. Go NRA...

The NRA and guns also protect you. Don't forget this.

44 Removing Things from Netflix
45 Practicing Religion


Attend A Pagen Pride event near you fun cool jewelry a fresh look at things. Make these events Bigger... Help us.

This list has anti-religion stuff. - MrCoolC

I agree with this.

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46 Hating

Whoever added this is very dumb. Hate exists because we all like different things. - Userguy44

I'm not a racist,I hate everybody!...its much simpler that way...screw me!... I hate me!...I'm a Republican I Vote against myself! I hate healthcare and I'm sick... Go Trump!... Screw me over... Republicans... I love Pain!

I Hate Bleeding Heart Silly Democrats just as much as I Hate Super Conservative least Republicans put us Americans First.But with No Healthcare Plan I Will Never Vote for them.Nancy Polosey is a sad piece of work. Build That Wall. Trump. Enforce e verify. Trump.

This list is stupid... On one side it is saying that hating should be banned and on other side it is saying not to practice Islam? - 0744rose

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47 Liking Bad Things

It's called opinions. - Userguy44

Junkie girls like Bad Boys because they are Ghetto Trash with No Self Respect nor Self esteem,Bad Boys are Trash boys.Too busy in jail... Losers.

People, this is the work of Disney1994 on this item. Please do not listen to his nonsense about his views on opinions and television. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

48 Watching Fred: The Show

Not illegal, just really annoying.

49 Dora the Explorer Dora the Explorer Dora the Explorer (2000 - 2014) is an American preschool educational animated TV series created by Chris Gifford, Valerie Walsh, and Eric Weiner in which Dora goes on adventures with her friend, a monkey named Boots.

The show didn’t break any laws, though. - MrCoolC

50 Abortion

The Hell with unwanted pregnancies!...of course birth control is better than killing babys,but,an unwanted child is unwanted. Leave it at that.

This shouldn't be here. Like WindWakerFan said, if the mother was to die because of the baby, it'd be the only humane thing to do. - KalloFox34

I can understand if there isn't anything wrong with the baby, as putting it up for adoption is a better choice in that case, but what if the baby was a result of incest, rape, or the mother/child's life was at significant risk? - WindWakerFan

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2. Bullfighting
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