Top Ten Things That Should Happen In 2018

EpicJake

The Top Ten

1 Cancel My Little Pony

I don't want to hear "bronies for life anymore". - EpicJake

Masculinity is under attack. - vcxy6b7n

2 Make School Optional

I don't like school and some people like it. So I want the dislikers not going and the likers going - EpicJake

Well,without school,you can't read or write. - SamuiNeko

3 Release Minecraft 2

I want a Minecraft 2 so bad and make it better - EpicJake

4 Renew Regular Show

Do NOT cancel this show. It is my favorite show. - EpicJake

5 Invent a Time Machine

That would be awesome. I want to see what Omaha looked like in 1990. - EpicJake

6 Make a Game Called Cartoon Network Racing

I would play as Mordecai or Rigby. I'm a Regular Show fan. - EpicJake

7 Cancel Team Umizoomi and Bubble Guppies

These shows are stupid. Team Stupidzoomi and Stalker Guppies will die. - EpicJake

8 Invent a Machine That Makes You Fly

I want to fly to Baltimore. I want to check it out. - EpicJake

9 Build a Tall Skyscraper In Omaha

I want a skyscraper in Omaha that is bigger than the Sears Tower in Chicago. - EpicJake

10 Trump Dies

Or at least resigns anyway this would be of more good than anything else on this list.

The Contenders

11 Make a Legoland Discovery Center In Omaha

If they build one. We would go there every month. - EpicJake

12 MTV Runs Out of Business

Yes totally!

13 Ajkloth graduates from high school

If I don't, my parents will be very mad - Ajkloth

14 Rugrats make a comeback to Nick
15 Jackie Evancho gets arrested

Amazing that SelfDestruct, er, GottaGoToWorkClockIn, er, whichever of his 6 or 7 identities he is using, manages to prove he is an obsessed Stalker-Troll by dogging every possible mention of her and making rude comments.

Who put this here? Perhaps SelfDestruct. He hates Evancho a lot - EpicJake

16 Cancel TTG

Yes! End our pain and misery!

17 Death of Queen Elizabeth II

It will have already happened in less than 30 years.

Note: I still like Queen Elizabeth II and Charles - AlexImmortal420

No More QUEEN ELIZABETH II!

I want King Charles Now!

18 War of Terrorism Ends with Victory to the Good
19 Godzilla 2
20 Fortnite loses hype
21 Danielle Bregoli dies

Who's that? - allamassal

@allamassal, it’s Bhad Bhabies real name...

22 Jackie Evancho gets more fame
23 Jake Paul Gets Sued by Pewdiepie
24 Porn Gets Banned
25 Music Gets Better

It only got worse. - allamassal

26 The Bible Gets More Popular Again
27 EpicJake poops his pants
28 Westboro Baptist Church is Banned
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