Top Ten Things That Should Happen In 2018


The Top Ten

1 Cancel My Little Pony

I don't want to hear "bronies for life anymore". - EpicJake

Masculinity is under attack. - vcxy6b7n

2 Make School Optional

I don't like school and some people like it. So I want the dislikers not going and the likers going - EpicJake

Well,without school,you can't read or write. - SamuiNeko

3 Release Minecraft 2

I want a Minecraft 2 so bad and make it better - EpicJake

4 Renew Regular Show

Do NOT cancel this show. It is my favorite show. - EpicJake

5 Invent a Time Machine

That would be awesome. I want to see what Omaha looked like in 1990. - EpicJake

6 Make a Game Called Cartoon Network Racing

I would play as Mordecai or Rigby. I'm a Regular Show fan. - EpicJake

7 Cancel Team Umizoomi and Bubble Guppies

These shows are stupid. Team Stupidzoomi and Stalker Guppies will die. - EpicJake

8 Invent a Machine That Makes You Fly

I want to fly to Baltimore. I want to check it out. - EpicJake

9 Build a Tall Skyscraper In Omaha

I want a skyscraper in Omaha that is bigger than the Sears Tower in Chicago. - EpicJake

10 Trump Dies

Or at least resigns anyway this would be of more good than anything else on this list.

The Contenders

11 Make a Legoland Discovery Center In Omaha

If they build one. We would go there every month. - EpicJake

12 MTV Runs Out of Business

Yes totally!

13 Ajkloth graduates from high school

If I don't, my parents will be very mad - Ajkloth

14 Rugrats make a comeback to Nick
15 Jackie Evancho gets arrested

Amazing that SelfDestruct, er, GottaGoToWorkClockIn, er, whichever of his 6 or 7 identities he is using, manages to prove he is an obsessed Stalker-Troll by dogging every possible mention of her and making rude comments.

Who put this here? Perhaps SelfDestruct. He hates Evancho a lot - EpicJake

16 Cancel TTG

Yes! End our pain and misery!

17 Death of Queen Elizabeth II

It will have already happened in less than 30 years.

Note: I still like Queen Elizabeth II and Charles - AlexImmortal420


I want King Charles Now!

18 Godzilla 2
19 Fortnite loses hype
20 Danielle Bregoli dies
21 Jackie Evancho gets more fame
22 Jake Paul Gets Sued by Pewdiepie
23 Porn Gets Banned
24 Music Gets Better
25 War of Terrorism Ends with Victory to the Good
26 The Bible Gets More Popular Again
27 EpicJake poops his pants
28 Westboro Baptist Church is Banned
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