Things that Should Happen to Ajit Pai

In case you don't know, Ajit Pai is the monster who's responsible for all the FCC Net Neutrality stuff you hear in the news. Even though majority of the people of the USA are against it, there's a sickening chance it can actually happen (screw you Trump administration. Back in the day the US government actually cared about people, now all they're interested in is money). This guy is horrible. What do you think should happen to him?

The Top Ten

1 He gets erased from existence by GaoGaiGar using the Goldion Hammer

2 He gets beamspammed to death by Nanoha Takamachi and the Strike Freedom Gundam

3 Die from every torture device known to man

This man deserves no less than a 50 year prison sentence where he is subjected to solitary confinement for 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. He is objectively an evil person that should be locked away for the rest of his life.

So does Trump @Zach808

4 He gets stuck in an infinite time loop by Giorno Giovanna and Golden Experience Requiem

5 He gets banned from USA and Europe

And what about Asia south america and Afrika?

Seriously, screw this idiot.

6 He gets run over

7 He gets egged and humiliated on public

8 He gets fired

9 He gets sent to jail

Nice list. Ajit Pai should jump off a cliff.

10 He gets "ORA ORA ORA"-ed to death by Jotaro Kujo

The Contenders

11 Be charged to use his limbs, breathe, or blink.

12 His family disowns him

13 He turns poor

14 He goes to Lavender Town

15 He gets eaten

16 His head gets hit with a crowbar and he goes into a coma

17 He suffers every villain's death from Final Fantasy

18 He gets sent to the pit of misery

19 He goes to Camp Crystal Lake

20 Barney sings 'I love you' to him repeatedly

21 He loses his job from people suing him

People are trying to sue the FCC so maybe he'll somehow end up losing his job because of it. If it happens, I won't complain.

What a dumbass he is!

22 He gets betrayed by the big companies

23 He turns into a poop pie

24 He goes to heaven

25 He resigns immediately

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