Things that Should Happen to Ajit Pai

In case you don't know, Ajit Pai is the monster who's responsible for all the FCC Net Neutrality stuff you hear in the news. Even though majority of the people of the USA are against it, there's a sickening chance it can actually happen (screw you Trump administration. Back in the day the US government actually cared about people, now all they're interested in is money). This guy is horrible. What do you think should happen to him?

The Top Ten

1 He gets egged and humiliated on public

Please do. And by that, I mean the WHOLE of America. - Swellow

Hell yes! - SpectralOwl

2 He gets eaten
3 He gets banned from USA and Europe

Then he can go back to India. - Lucretia

4 He gets sent to jail

Nice list. Ajit Pai should jump off a cliff.

5 He goes to Lavender Town
6 He suffers every villain's death from Final Fantasy
7 Die from every torture device known to man

Considering he has just screwed over the entire country, maybe even the world, all of these are too nice. He deserves to die after experiencing the worst pain possible, then be brought back to life multiple times to experience it over and over again. - Zach808

8 He gets run over
9 He gets fired

I hope this man is sued and loses every thing he likes. Making America suffer is one of them I believe - Lucretia

10 His family disowns him

He deserves it. Or maybe the government disowns him. - Lucretia

The Contenders

11 He turns poor

He deserves it, to suffer as much being pulled from his sugar coated rich life to povery and not being able to afford food or warm clothes... just like he'll make all the people who can't continue their online business suffer. - Lucretia

12 His head gets hit with a crowbar and he goes into a coma

That's kind of painless. What about his is repeatadly poken and stabbed, then beatten, then his fingernails ripped of, then his ears cut of, then his teeth pulled out, while he is gradually getting dehydrated and straved as he listen to Brokencyde very loud and watches the Emoji movie the whole being denied sleep? - Lucretia

13 He gets sent to the pit of misery

Dilly dilly. If you’ve seen the pit of misery commercial you’ll get it - Randomator

14 He goes to Camp Crystal Lake
15 He gets betrayed by the big companies
16 Barney sings 'I love you' to him repeatedly
17 He loses his job from people suing him

People are trying to sue the FCC so maybe he'll somehow end up losing his job because of it. If it happens, I won't complain. - RoseRedFlower

18 He resigns immediately

Well, people are going to start hating him soon enough when they have to pay to watch porn hub. - Lucretia

19 He gets beat up
20 He dreams about Freddy Krueger
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