Things that Should Happen to Ajit Pai

TwilightKitsune
In case you don't know, Ajit Pai is the monster who's responsible for all the FCC Net Neutrality stuff you hear in the news. Even though majority of the people of the USA are against it, there's a sickening chance it can actually happen (screw you Trump administration. Back in the day the US government actually cared about people, now all they're interested in is money). This guy is horrible. What do you think should happen to him?

The Top Ten

1 Die from every torture device known to man

Considering he has just screwed over the entire country, maybe even the world, all of these are too nice. He deserves to die after experiencing the worst pain possible, then be brought back to life multiple times to experience it over and over again. - Zach808

I so agree! It would be so entertaining to see him and his 2 other republican buddies go through all that tormenting! - Squidward48

So does Trump @Zach808

Wow, that got dark. - Not_A_Weeaboo

Definitely!

2 He gets erased from existence by GaoGaiGar using the Goldion Hammer
3 He gets beamspammed to death by Nanoha Takamachi and the Strike Freedom Gundam
4 He gets stuck in an infinite time loop by Giorno Giovanna and Golden Experience Requiem

thank you

5 He gets banned from USA and Europe

And what about Asia south america and Afrika?

Seriously, screw this idiot. - TheTMNTFan

6 He gets run over
7 He gets egged and humiliated on public

Please do. And by that, I mean the WHOLE of America. - Swellow

Hell yes! - SpectralOwl

8 He gets fired

This is Ajit's Slogan: Make America offline again - SpectralOwl

9 He gets sent to jail

Nice list. Ajit Pai should jump off a cliff.

10 He gets "ORA ORA ORA"-ed to death by Jotaro Kujo

The Contenders

11 Be charged to use his limbs, breathe, or blink.
12 His family disowns him
13 He turns poor
14 He goes to Lavender Town
15 He suffers every villain's death from Final Fantasy
16 He gets eaten

Whoah, Cannibolism here. - WorldPuncher47592834

17 His head gets hit with a crowbar and he goes into a coma
18 He gets sent to the pit of misery

Dilly dilly. If you’ve seen the pit of misery commercial you’ll get it - Randomator

19 He goes to Camp Crystal Lake
20 He loses his job from people suing him

People are trying to sue the FCC so maybe he'll somehow end up losing his job because of it. If it happens, I won't complain. - RoseRedFlower

What a dumbass he is!

That'd better happen! - Squidward48

21 He gets betrayed by the big companies
22 Barney sings 'I love you' to him repeatedly
23 A bunch of weight discs fall on him
24 He turns into a poop pie
25 He Goes to Heaven

Hell no!

26 He resigns immediately
27 He gets beat up
28 He dreams about Freddy Krueger
29 He gets sacrificed by a black metal band
30 He Gets Attacked by Robot Santa Claus from Futurama
31 He Gets Mad at Someone and Ends Up Knocked Out Himself
32 The janitors take care of him
33 He gets left in space with his buddies.
34 He gets sent to hell
35 His Reese's mug gets poisoned.
36 Smile Dog Gives Him Nightmares
37 He falls down a hole into hell
38 He Gets Ebola
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Top Remixes

1. He gets egged and humiliated on public
2. He gets eaten
3. He goes to Lavender Town
TwilightKitsune
1. He gets erased from existence by GaoGaiGar using the Goldion Hammer
2. He gets beamspammed to death by Nanoha Takamachi and the Strike Freedom Gundam
3. He gets stuck in an infinite time loop by Giorno Giovanna and Golden Experience Requiem
PerfectImpulseX
1. Die from every torture device known to man
2. He suffers every villain's death from Final Fantasy
3. Be charged to use his limbs, breathe, or blink.
Squidward48

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