Top Ten Things That Should Happen to Barbie

The Top Ten
1 I slam a car into her million dollar mansion

How to do it:
1. Tape Barbie to her million dollar mansion with duct tape
2. Cover the front of the car in petrol
3. Tape a lit match to Barbie
4. Jump in the car and slam your foot on the gas pedal
5. Jump out of the car at the last minute
6. After the explosion, hide the body
7. Walk away and pretend nothing happened
I hope you like my idea

Add a giant spike to the car to do more damage

If that happened, I'd feel more bad for the car!

Why does everyone hate Barbie so much? I find her amazing and a great role model for today’s young girls.

2 Rouge the Bat kicks her to death
3 She goes to Planet Vegeta
4 Suicide

I know Barbie is a fictional character but that's way too far!

Yeah! I hate Barbie so much

Can I ask you something?


I know Barbie has an image that she hurts children’s image of themselves but ya know what?

Me, my sisters and basically everybody we know watched Barbie and played with her dolls and ya know what?

I haven’t had anybody of my family OR myself have a single thought about looking like Barbie!

In fact she is actually a good role model.

She is

1. Kind (admit if she actually is)

2. Kick-ass (no, admit it. She was a super hero in One and a pirate in another)

3. Girl and HEY THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH LIKING GLITTER AND PINK OK? I’m not stupid, selfish, cruel, stupid or ANY OF THESE THINGS BECAUSE I AM GIRLY. Please. This is a stereotype. Stereotypes are BAD.

AND the dolls have recently been coming out with body positive things such as a doll with a fake leg, a lot of doll that aren’t as skinny as Barbie herself.

Please. What did she actually do to Deserve being murdered?

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5 Rarity and Sweetie Belle murder her

No way rarity is a damsel in distress. Barbie is a badass. like have you ever seen another barbie movie besides princess charm school?

Go rarity and sweetie Belle!

6 Ken dumps her for Rochelle
7 Her friends leave her
8 Bricked to death
9 Thanos disintegrates her

If Barbie was in Infinity war and everyone in the cinema saw it... I bet all kids will go berserk! Like me!

I wish barbie was in Avengers : Infinity war so we can see her turn to ash

10 She gets tortured by the Kaeloo characters

I've never actually watched this show, but I've heard about some of the things the characters have done and boy, are they awful!

The Kaeloo characters are a bunch of jerks who torture each other in sadistic ways. Barbie deserves to meet them.

Now THAT'S a fate I wouldn't even wish on my worst enemy.

I bet those sadists would have a ton of fun, especially Mr. Cat and Stumpy.

The Contenders
11 She gets taped to NASA spaceship and blasted off into space and left there to rot for all eternity
12 She dies

Let’s hope she dies... SERIOUSLY! Who even likes her?!?!? I bet outside the Barbie factory, a protest will begin and everyone will be shouting we hate barbie!

stop hating on "girly" stuffs and why are tomboys so overused for teens

13 Stoned to death
14 Ken Dumps Her

And meets Sindy then screams because she is now a girl under the age of 8.

15 Elsa Freezes Her Heart
16 Juon Kiku slices her with knives
17 Eaten by a Titan

Cronos is a good one

18 She meets Sindy

Who only had one movie so far Sindy: The Fairy Princess (2003), no video games, no magazines.

19 Paw Patrol Destroys Every Doll in the Universe
20 Dies listening to Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus
21 Rochelle takes over her franchise
22 She falls into a tar pit
23 She explodes randomly
24 She falls into a vat of acid
25 She sinks into a volcano
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