Top Ten Things That Should Happen to Dora the Explorer

The Top Ten
1 Cancel the Show

YAY! Screw you dora. Dora says where is the bridge is when it's not even 3 feet away from her. it's like this: Dora: Where is the bridge? Me: It's north, 2 feet away. Dora: Where is the bridge? Me: Are you blind or something? Dora: F YOU Me: *grabs Dora out of the show* and hits her with a giant frying pan. The wild dora fainted!

If I could I would request as hard as I could to get RID of this show about an obese idiot with a dumb monkey with a stupid insect band with some weirdo named Swiper that will go away when ever you say, "Swiper no swiping! "

Just cancel it and remove the other items. We don't need death threats included. Wait, after this item happens have another item that means she's bankrupt happen. Than delete all these items

They'll never cancel the show heck, Nick never cancels any show even though it's terrible... Go with Disney and get cancelled after 3 or 4 seasons

2 Loses Her Popularity With Audiences

This apparently backfired since the movie was successful (and apparently good), so Dora is getting both a CGI reboot series for pre-schoolers and a live-action show in the same vein as the movie. Also, ya'll need to realize that Dora takes place in a computer game (or at least the earlier seasons did) so that explains why Dora took so long to do everything, the blue cursor, the "Where do we go?" after the "I'm the Map" sequence and even the intro for the early episodes.

This is better

3 Annoying Orange Annoys Her
4 Put Tape On Her Mouth

That does sound like a great idea, but maybe her stupid mind will tell her to rip the tape off. Imagine if she ripped duct tape off and her mouth got ripped off, too. That would be cool to watch. Also, maybe try sewing her mouth shut, or gluing it.

Kesha can sing her song blah blah blah and put tape on her and tell her to shut up because she is annoying.

If dora had tape on her mouth she'll be "muffled talking" I can't even hear you

Tape doesn't hurt though! Nail her lips together.

5 Parents Not Let Her Leave the House

There's videos of Dora taking craps on the teacher, stealing her dads car, etc made in this go animate site
Search up "Dora gets grounded" to get started

That would be hilarious! Finally her parents can take charge! No more exploring for her! Where does she go anyway?

I know right? Where does dora go anyway? To Antarctica, or to Florida,USA? I have no clue where she goes. What a weird setting.

Then she will end up seeing dads internet history

6 Make SpongeBob Tell Her Not to Talk Anymore or Else He and Patrick Will Kill Her

SpongeBob: Dora, shut up right now otherwise me and Patrick will kill you!
Dora: La la la la la la la!
SpongeBob: Okay, that's it! You're done! (He and Patrick kill Dora)

Later...

SpongeBob: That was awesome!
Patrick: Yeah.

The End

He would probably reject doing it because "that would fly in the face of his 'good nature.'"

There is a video on YouTube of SpongeBob killing dora

7 Do Not Make Her Say "We Did It" Anymore

Yeah! That song stinks! It is so stupid and Dora cannot dance, her dancing is so bad. Dora cannot sing, her voice is too loud and high pitched, her voice makes my ears bleed.

Because of this song sounding sexual, I got thoughts about the characters doing a dance that looks like porn... Please Nickelodeon, I hate this song, so get rid of it.

Imagine the Your Favourite Martian band actually doing "We Did It". Well, that will happen after retirement.

This song better be banned. No kid should ever be exposed to this if they don't want to get thoughts about sex.

8 Ground Her

And her parents are arrested.

9 Make Her Scream So Loud She Would Explode Her Head

That would be HILARIOUS! It's like, she's lost in the middle of nowhere and her mouth is so wide enough and she screams like as five year old. LOL!

Make sure you mute the volume first. If HER head explodes, what will happen to yours?

Haha what an entertaining list. And people actually think TTT was better in the days where these lists were made...

Me and friends talked about Dora the Explorers head exploding, like, it's huge.

10 Tell Mickey Mouse to Stick a Knife Through Dora's Head

And then Mickey goes to hell for being responsible for the abomination known as Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. He's just as much of a Gary Stu as Dora is a Mary Sue anyway.

Alright I don't like dora but what sicko would make a friendly character brutally murder a kids show character?

I wanna kill this dora crap I would be laughing so hard if this happen it should so micky mouse stick a knifee through doras head then put it on evreones T.V..

The Contenders
11 Yoshi eats Dora

Yoshi:YOSHI! *yoshi eats Dora alive*

I would pay so much to watch that!

12 Homer Simpson Strangles her

It would be funny! I hate Dora either!

13 Tahu (BIONICLE) burns Dora to Death

Okay this list I find funny, but I still don't understand the death comments, only maybe put her in Knowhere and have every single awesome superhero group and super hero and half-hero groups The Avengers, the Guardians of the Galaxy, Ant-Man, the Justice League, the Teen titans (not from crap titans go), etc., plus Aang and his gang "Team Avatar" from ATLA, and so many more of those groups and awesome villains (Voldemort, Croatoan 'from Haven', etc.) band together and go on a mission to stop her rein and empire and in the end Darth Vader comes back from the dead and along with the good supergroup makes Dora listen to herself and gradually disappear to where no one will see her again.

Tahu is that Guardian of fire right?

14 Bubbles Beats Her Up

You mean Bubbles from The Powerpuff Girls? Heck yeah! Bubbles is better than Dora! And then Buttercup brutally finishes her off.

No! Let her sisters do it to!

This list is stupid

15 They Get Rid of Dora and Friends, Too

Or maybe cause the rats to spread the bubonic plague, dogs and foxes to have rabies, cats to have kitten scratch fever, raccoons to have distemper, and people that shot malaria mosquitoes at Dunga!

NOOO! Nick Jr. treats Dora and Friends: Into the City & Wallykazam! like trash in the year of 2018! Nick Jr. treats PAW Patrol, Shimmer & Shine, Blaze & the Monster Machines, Rusty Rivets, Nella the Princess Knight, Sunny Day, Peppa Pig, Top Wing, Hey Duggee, Cleo & Cuquin, Thomas & Friends, Bubble Guppies, Team Umizoomi like gold coins. The world would be a sad place without Dora OR Wally!

Its Dora after puberty. It needs to die. She doesn't have a watermelon head anymore though... Now she can change shirts!

16 Dora the Explorer episodes wiped!

No Dora episodes will have any commercial or non-commercial value whatsoever by 2030, so why not destroy them and make room in the archive for better shows? After all, Dora is a curse to television history that can only be removed by destroying episodes of the show.

Best idea ever, dora the Explorer will never exist again.

That way, Dora will never be remembered again

The series has ended recently.

17 Make an episode where Dora has diarrhea

Here's how the episode goes:

Dora eats a can of beans, spicy chicken wings, and drinks hot sauce before she leaves her house. The next scene shows her with Boots doing their usual intro. She then says she want to go on an adventure, but then her stomach starts hurting. She starts farting in front of Boots, and then eventually explodes with diarrhea. The animals and inanimate objects start laughing their heads off at Dora, and then makes her cry and run away. THE END.

This needs to happen I would pay to see this episode it would be hilarious.

This would be hilarious.

Dora: *poops every second in the potty*

LOL!

I think the an episode where dora has diarrhea is a good idea

18 A Tiger Eats Dora

Hey kids, if Dora tells you to go out adventuring in the wilderness and when there are wild animals there, turn off your T.V. and ignore every single thing she says.

19 Gave her to Family Guy
20 Ban the show and Dora

This is the exact same thing of the first one.

Why waste time making it again?

Some idiot decided to add this again even though it is already Number 1. I WANT IT TO HAPPEN!

Ban every show on nick jr except blues clue and paw patrol because there the only good ones

21 She Falls in a Bottomless Pit and Dies

She could die from not eating food while she is falling.

The pit is bottomless, how could she die then?

22 Darth Vader kills Dora with his Lightsaber

Yes yes yes. My favorite character out of anything ever killing the worst character on television ever. This would be epic.

TOTALLY! I would get down on my hands and knees and praise Darth Vader for ALL I know is dora is crap! LOL

The Best Villain In History Killing The Worst Fictional Character In History!
COOL!

Dora...(breath)...I am your father

23 DW Kills Her

But DW is 10x worse than Dora the Explorer. At least the explorer is just an idiot. But Dora Winifred is literally Satan.

Dora Winifred should throw Dora the Explorer out her window like she did with Arthur's plane in Arthur's Big Hit.

24 Mickey Mouse shaves Dora's hair

Someone actually made a grounded video where her parents took her to Supercuts to get a haircut. She then became bald and was like that through the rest of that person's grounded videos out of her until the finale.

Hey that would be awesome but at least dora wont have her baboon butt hair do

Then she will look like a retarded orange watermelon.

Like being bald for the rest of the series

25 She and Boots Fall In a Volcano

Watch Jurassic world Fallen Kingdom and just imagine them falling into that volcano. Glorious.

Ooh! I can make her death more entertaining! Infest the volcano with fire dragons!

Dora and Boots will be all burned up and dead when the come out of the volcano
It will be funny!

Throw her into Helheim's gate and watch her get eaten by the Red Death!

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