Top Ten Things that Should Happen to Homophobes
The Top Ten
1 Gays beat them up
This list is still nowhere near as toxic as the notoriously uncivilized Splash Mountain fandom.
2 Their mom turns out to be gay
3 They turn out to be gay
This should be 1.
4 They get lost in a pride parade
5 They are forced to watch an LBGT film
6 They accidentally kiss the same gender
7 Gays fall in love with them, and stalk them
8 They have to see gays kiss for ten hours straight
9 Anvils get dropped on their head
That would be entertaining to see.
10 Someone shakes their brain out of their head and squishes it
Xander, keep your disgusting fetishes out of this, please.
Let me guess who added this...
We all know who added this
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11 They suffocate in a rainbow flag
Only a complete snowflake would be stupid enough to think that this list is anti-straight.
12 Someone tattoos the pride flag over their face
Just watch their reaction
13 Dynamite gets shoved down their underwear
14 They eat highly contaminated food
15 They get loaded into ovens
All homophobes should get eradicated in the next holocaust!
16 They get locked in a zoo enclosure with Chris Chan
17 They become homeless and unemployed
18 They watch yaoi
19 They get stranded in the middle of an ocean with nobody around to help them
They should all drown like the crying babies they are to the tune of Supalonely.
20 They are deported to North Korea
21 They get robbed/scammed
22 They learn to accept LGBT+
They just can't see that almost every mammal has a chance of being gay
23 They get crushed by a steamroller
24 They get fixed
25 They visit the island of Lesbos
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