Top Ten Things That Should Happen to Justin Bieber

Justin in trouble again? Oh deary me. What does this little twank deserve? I think we all know he's going to bribe the courts and get let off though (sadly).

The Top Ten

1 Lose his fame

Chased by pubescent girls everywhere he goes. If he didn't have the popularity he has, I very well doubt he would still be doing stupid stuff like the drag racing, like the egging of his neighbour's house etc. - Cazaam

He doesn't deserve fame. - Garythesnail

Yeah it would be good I'm sick of Justin Bieber

Admin must hate Justin Bieber. Otherwise, this list wouldn't have been approved. Oh well, it's Justin Bieber. - Userguy44

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2 A prison sentence

This isn't his first time. If it was I wouldn't be so harsh but he's been doing plenty of bad stuff. Remember the egging of his neighbour's house? Remember the illegal drag racing, and all the other crap he's done? I think a bit of time in the slammer would be nothing but good for him. He gets off with this bad behaviour because he's famous, if he wasn't, he'd be left in the slammer for like 10 years or so. - Cazaam

But would everyone in the prison die from his singing?

That's why they invented death penalty and solitary confinement. - ethanmeinster

Last time he was in prison, I think he was let out early JUST because he was famous.

This is so true, what with the illegal driving, stepping on the hockey logo and stuff.

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3 He explodes randomly

Baby baby baby BOOM! - Cazaam

I wish he would do this on stage with the whole world watching - Fandom_Lover

That would be very funny. - Finn-Mordecai-Gumball

I would love to watch that

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4 He visits North Korea

Just don't team up with PSY Justin. PSY is COOL unlike you.

Bow down to the almighty Kim Jong-un like your fans suck up to you Justin! - Cazaam

Great! He would get to live in the worst country on earth! Also once the US is nuked I get to move to Canada without worrying about Justin Bieber!

I personally think that Justin would be right at home in North Korea - Benster7703

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5 He stays in Canada

Even better: NASA launches Bieber in space without an astronaut suit. Therefore, no country has to worry anymore! - ethanmeinster

Yep. This is one of the many, many, MANY reasons why NASA is so awesome! - RockFashionista

I don't think its fair that Canadians have to deal with him too. How about a compromise. We send him to Mexico

Listen up Americans: KEEP HIM! Canada doesn't want him either. The world does not revolve around the United States. So suck it up, keep him, and deal with it!

Why should Canadians have to suffer? Let's boot him into a different dimensional universe!

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6 He dies


No not death but... I mean he has parents and his loved ones who would suffer pain much more - zuni

I would literally rejoice and listen to Bad Blood all day and have a party for an entire year

Yes amazing

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7 He gets abducted by aliens

You can keep him you out of planet weirdos. - Cazaam

Best company for him... Same type of environment that he desires for - zuni

In space you shall remain!

But justin is the alien and they'll be an invasion.

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8 Somebody drives an ATV into him

After the recent incident, I'd laugh if this happened. How do you like it Bieber? - Cazaam

And then the ATV jumps off the cliff and commits suicide because he had committed a sin(touched JB)!

9 He gets into a fight with Bruce Lee

Too bad Bruce Lee is dead. Oh well, it'll have to be Chuck Norris then. - Cazaam

It should not be Bruce lee it should be chuck Norris

Bruce lee is dead, at least we have jackie chan

No Bruce banner, he'll die because of "HULK, SMASH!

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10 Start being a good example

He can always start being a good person and prove people that he can change... I am not a believer but may God help this kid

Yikes... Even a god couldn't turn his fat head...

Yeah! This should happen right now!

That's impossible!

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The Newcomers

? Make him say at a concert that he’s better than Jesus so that he gets raged and ranted on when he goes to his concerts in the Bible Belt
? Thanos disintegrates him

How about Justin Bieber disintegrates thanos? And then Donald Trump disintegrates Justin Bieber.

The Contenders

11 He gets mad at someone and ends up knocked out himself

He seems to get mad a lot. If his bodyguard isn't there... some interesting events may occur... - Cazaam

Ok then it should be Mike Tyson and there is no way that Dustbin Bieber can dodge any of his punches and gets Knocked Out by him and everybody knows that how it's to get Knocked Out by the Heavyweight Champion and the BADDEST Man On Planet the one and only IRON MIKE TYSON!

I hope he fires his bodyguards... Then, interesting events will occur everyday


12 He gets forced to watch Meatspin for eternity

Don't Google Meatspin. I'm telling you now. - Cazaam

I'm sorry, but I looked it up on Google.

Cazaam, dude, your comment made me more eager to Google meatspin...


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13 Gets put in boot camp

Yay. When he can remain in boot camp until he dies

14 Creates a TheTopTens account

Bieber could die from his reaction to how much hatrid he gets. - Turkeyasylum

I can guarantee there are no Beleibers on this site. Let's keep that the same!

There are actually at least 3 whom I can name, but then again there are 181,480 members on this site as of me writing this. - allamassal

He will go nuts with everything! - Neonco31

I Am 99.9% Sure He Would Just Be Bullied By People For No Reason Other Then "Your Songs Sucks KYS". - Stevenpenguin

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15 Gets a cactus to the nuts

There is only one problem with this item: He doesn't have any. (if you know what I mean. ) - RockFashionista

Justin isn't a girl. This is pretty funny, but it sounds really painful! LOL

Do it on stage please

But his nuts aren't big! The cactus won't fit all the way up there. I bet there too small to see. Wow SelGo,bad choice

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16 Become a good guy

It's not possible. - RebelGamer

I can not even dream about that. He has done too many sins now, it is too late to say sorry Justin...

So, maybe Justin Bieber is a horrible person, but God loves him, and we should not make plans to be mean to him, seriously how many Christians are posting these things,like, ZERO?

It is going to be hard. But wouldn’t it be amazing fo4 him to be good. YAY! Happy thoughts

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17 People stop talking about him

Who cares about him anyway? - keyson

He may be terrible, but the JB joke is now blown completely out of proportion. - PositronWildhawk

This can't be possible till the time beliebers exist. but if it happens it would be a dream come true. I'm really sick of my cousins saying "JB is this", "JB is that".


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18 Accepts Christ and changes the world through Christianity and shows Jesus's love everywhere

And also make better music that now promotes Christ! If he became like that, or make better music, I'd forgive him for making stupid songs.

FINALLY! He will change

Dude, that's not possible. Don't get your hopes high

But Jesus is my friend... ;( so has many people love Jesus

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19 Let him live

He is actually a great guy. just leave him alone

So what belieber? - Userguy44

20 Gets attacked by preschoolers

How about being attacked by angry toddlers? - MLPFan

He would loose to just half of one. - Skullkid755

Preschoolers and toddlers are on parr with developments so same idea

How would you feel getting stuck in a angry mob of preschoolers Toilet Beaver? CuteGirl2009

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21 Gets his head smashed by the almighty Cthulu

Inside reference to south park fans. But in all seriousness I hate him with a passion.

No what about he dies by Jason and leatherface on mortal kombat?

I guess that scene in South Park would get a lot of Bieber haters to read H.P. Lovecraft more often.

22 Turns into a beaver

It would perfectly explain his last name - MorgianaMagi

That would explain his last name changing to Beaver one day.

Reincarnation if it exists then when he dies he will be a beaver and will have a hot temper with all of you.

Justin Beaver

23 Selena kills him

It would be awesome! I don't think the cops, lawyers and judges are beliebers, so she wouldn't go to prison either.

Selena:Take this you cheater! (kills him with a shotgun) - MLPFan

But she would get sent to prison.

Revenge served cold. - Gehenna

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24 Goes bankrupt
25 Gets a death sentence

This will be the best idea for Bieber because he can't sing or behave. So you might as well.

Yep, not because you are a terrible singer, but because you are a horrible person

Well that what will happen if you continue to BIE yourself! You CAN'T sing, you CAN'T behave and you CAN'T have the right to LIVE!

Yes! he deserves it completely! - NickelbackLinkinPark4Eva

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26 Gets Beaten Up by Vic Dibitetto

If you really despise Justin Bieber, I highly, HIGHLY recommend to check out his three rants on Justin Bieber. They really are worth your time. Trust me.

I love Shark Tale, event hough this has nothing to do with Justin Bieber.

27 Suddenly not selling music anymore

That would be great! - BubbleBear01

Of course it would be great!

28 Convert and become a Catholic priest
29 Gets killed by a jaguar

Let the jaguar scratch him and eat him to death! - CerealGuy

Do you mean gets attacked by a jaguar cat or gets hit by a Jaguar vehicle? I guess both would be awesome.

Jaguars sing better than him

Oh! My imagery character Spot The Jaguar could do that!

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30 He doesn't get on another list in the top tens

This sounds good. - WonkeyDude98


31 Having all his money burnt

Or just give it all away to people instead of burning it.

32 He gets forced to play the Scary Maze Game
33 Get Ebola

No not Ebola, That disease takes place in Africa. If he had Ebola he would spread the disease then everyone would die. Ebola isn't funny at all.

Ebola is not funny but Justin Bieber sucks and he deserves the flu.

This isn't funny at all

This is not funny. I hate Justin Bieber, though.

34 He gets strangled by Goku

Goku should go super saiyan when he does this

He'd go legendary super saiyan God super saiyan rose 4.

I think he should go Super Saiyan god 2

And fuse with whis

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35 He goes to hell

Yeah and The Big Red Monster Kane should Chokeslam Dustbin Bieber straight to HELL!

Yes he should

36 Linkin Park murders him

This is how it should happen
justin: where are we?
chester: SHUT UP!
(justin cries)
green day turn up
billie: act your damn age you bitch
green day and linkin park grab a grenade and runs for their life
justin: NO NO BABY NO!
(billie screams ha ha your dead)
linkin park are now in jail for 1 day
green day have a party for killing justin beiber

37 Launched into a black hole

Either this or he should be crucified upside-down!

38 He gets beaten up by Mickey Mouse for punching him in the crotch

He deserves it! Mickey Mouse rules!


39 He becomes best friends with stampylonghead

I like stampylonghead. He is way better than Justin Bieber! THIS SHOULD NOT HAPPEN!

Josif garret is Stampys name god that would be good maybe they'll have gay marrege because josif garret is gay

40 Put him on The Angry Beavers

I like Angry Beavers. This is dumb.

Dude, that's irony - Fandom_Lover

Amazing irony...

41 He saves rock
42 He should be made Mark Henry's sitting chair
43 He gets shot

Nah... That would be way to quick! If you really despise him and wanna kill him... Well, the guy deserves some serious torture before death!

By what?! If it's a machine gun, I'm charging my camera. - Fandom_Lover

I need a shotgun for kill him. - 05yusuf09

Then I will post a selfie with his dead body.

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44 Gets corrupted by The One Ring of Sauron

I do not think this could happen do to him being already corrupted by himself. - Skullkid755

45 Get beaten by Ray Rice
46 Get stranded at the North Pole

Then he'll freeze to death.

47 Get stranded in Death Valley


48 Does porn with Kim Kardashian

So that all the other Beliebers would start jacking off to him and Kim's fat booty.

That's true horror. Poor both of them

...what the (bleep)?! - Gehenna


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49 He wins a Grammy

That's horrible, should never happen

One sentence: Gets taken by Thanos and never comes back. - Anonymousxcxc

50 Cry in embarrassment

Oh yea

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Top Remixes (6)

1. Lose his fame
2. He explodes randomly
3. He visits North Korea
1. He dies
2. Gets put in boot camp
3. Start being a good example
1. He explodes randomly
2. A prison sentence
3. He gets abducted by aliens

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