Top Ten Things That Should Happen to Justin BieberCazaam Justin in trouble again? Oh deary me. What does this little twank deserve? I think we all know he's going to bribe the courts and get let off though (sadly).
The Top Ten
Admin must hate Justin Bieber. Otherwise, this list wouldn't have been approved. Oh well, it's Justin Bieber. - Userguy44
I wish it was true
Chased by pubescent girls everywhere he goes. If he didn't have the popularity he has, I very well doubt he would still be doing stupid stuff like the drag racing, like the egging of his neighbour's house etc. - Cazaam
He doesn't deserve fame. - GarythesnailV 13 Comments
Sadly, he's famous, so it probably won't happen. - RoseWeasley
This is so true, what with the illegal driving, stepping on the hockey logo and stuff.
This isn't his first time. If it was I wouldn't be so harsh but he's been doing plenty of bad stuff. Remember the egging of his neighbour's house? Remember the illegal drag racing, and all the other crap he's done? I think a bit of time in the slammer would be nothing but good for him. He gets off with this bad behaviour because he's famous, if he wasn't, he'd be left in the slammer for like 10 years or so. - Cazaam
She would kill the prison guards with her singing.V 14 Comments
Baby baby baby BOOM! - Cazaam
I would love to watch that
I wish he would do this on stage with the whole world watching - Fandom_LoverV 9 Comments
NO. The North Koreans have been through enough already, what awful person would force them to go through worse? - RoseWeasley
Great! He would get to live in the worst country on earth! Also once the US is nuked I get to move to Canada without worrying about Justin Bieber!
Bow down to the almighty Kim Jong-un like your fans suck up to you Justin! - Cazaam
Just don't team up with PSY Justin. PSY is COOL unlike you.V 8 Comments
Even better: NASA launches Bieber in space without an astronaut suit. Therefore, no country has to worry anymore! - ethanmeinster
Yep. This is one of the many, many, MANY reasons why NASA is so awesome! - RockFashionista
I don't think its fair that Canadians have to deal with him too. How about a compromise. We send him to Mexico
Listen up Americans: KEEP HIM! Canada doesn't want him either. The world does not revolve around the United States. So suck it up, keep him, and deal with it!
Of course. America doesn't need any more of him. Let Canada deal with him. - Songsta41V 13 Comments
I get the point, but that's kind of harsh, don't you think?
Should be well higher
OH YES! THIS IS AMAZING, SO AMAZING AS WINNING A TRILLION POUNDS EVERY SINGLE DAY! ! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT HAPPENED! THIS MAKE ME SO RELIVED AND SO HAPPY THAT HE GONE, GONE! FINALLY, THANK GOODNESS! WOW, I'm SO SPEECHLESS AND I THOUGHT I MIGHT HAVE WAIT A BIT LONGER BUT NO! THANK YOU GOD FOR THIS TO HAPPEN AND YOU SAVED US ALL! (;V 18 Comments
But justin is the alien and they'll be an invasion.
You can keep him you out of planet weirdos. - Cazaam
Best company for him... Same type of environment that he desires for - zuni
In space you shall remain!V 12 Comments
After the recent incident, I'd laugh if this happened. How do you like it Bieber? - Cazaam
And then the ATV jumps off the cliff and commits suicide because he had committed a sin(touched JB)!
Bruce lee is dead, at least we have jackie chan
Too bad Bruce Lee is dead. Oh well, it'll have to be Chuck Norris then. - Cazaam
It should not be Bruce lee it should be chuck Norris
No Bruce banner, he'll die because of "HULK, SMASH!V 1 Comment
He can always start being a good person and prove people that he can change... I am not a believer but may God help this kid
Yikes... Even a god couldn't turn his fat head...
Yeah! This should happen right now!
That's impossible!V 1 Comment
Ok then it should be Mike Tyson and there is no way that Dustbin Bieber can dodge any of his punches and gets Knocked Out by him and everybody knows that how it's to get Knocked Out by the Heavyweight Champion and the BADDEST Man On Planet the one and only IRON MIKE TYSON!
He seems to get mad a lot. If his bodyguard isn't there... some interesting events may occur... - Cazaam
I hope he fires his bodyguards... Then, interesting events will occur everyday
Don't Google Meatspin. I'm telling you now. - Cazaam
I'm sorry, but I looked it up on Google.
Cazaam, dude, your comment made me more eager to Google meatspin...
And after googling meatspin... Man, he is meatspin himselfV 4 Comments
Yay. When he can remain in boot camp until he dies
Bieber could die from his reaction to how much hatrid he gets. - Turkeyasylum
I can guarantee there are no Beleibers on this site. Let's keep that the same!
There are actually at least 3 whom I can name, but then again there are 181,480 members on this site as of me writing this. - allamassal
He will go nuts with everything! - Neonco31
Um yes there are believersV 5 Comments
There is only one problem with this item: He doesn't have any. (if you know what I mean. ) - RockFashionista
Justin isn't a girl. This is pretty funny, but it sounds really painful! LOL
Do it on stage please
Ok- I will admit, I found this funny- but she doesn't have any. - GamerQuinnV 1 Comment
So, maybe Justin Bieber is a horrible person, but God loves him, and we should not make plans to be mean to him, seriously how many Christians are posting these things,like, ZERO?
It's not possible. - RebelGamer
I can not even dream about that. He has done too many sins now, it is too late to say sorry Justin...
Even if it'll take work it can happen. But with this many people making actual plans to assassinate him,...why bother? - WonkeyDude98V 2 Comments
Who cares about him anyway? - keyson
He may be terrible, but the JB joke is now blown completely out of proportion. - PositronWildhawk
This can't be possible till the time beliebers exist. but if it happens it would be a dream come true. I'm really sick of my cousins saying "JB is this", "JB is that".
Especially his stewpid fangirls. - 05yusuf09V 2 Comments
Serves Jackasstin Beaver right.
How would you feel getting stuck in a angry mob of preschoolers Toilet Beaver? CuteGirl2009
How about being attacked by angry toddlers? - MLPFan
He would loose to just half of one. - Skullkid755V 4 Comments
And also make better music that now promotes Christ! If he became like that, or make better music, I'd forgive him for making stupid songs.
Dude, that's not possible. Don't get your hopes high
FINALLY! He will change
NOOO. Jesus is my best friend and I do not want him to be bothered with a loser. Jesus can live with our JB. I love our dearest Christ. May We keep spreading the wordV 1 Comment
Selena: This is what happens when you cheat on people in reality!
Justin: Baby, baby, baby oh, baby, baby, baby no (gets head blown off by bazooka)
At funeral's reception...
Selena:...And here's to Justin, 'cause forgiveness is a nice thing to do. (Everyone laughs) I can't even say it with a straight face!
In court house...
Judge: So you killed Justin Bieber?
Selena: Yes your Honor.
Judge: Why didn't you just say so?! I hated that man! I threw a party the second I found out he died! You are free to go!
Revenge served cold. - Gehenna
It would be awesome! I don't think the cops, lawyers and judges are beliebers, so she wouldn't go to prison either.
Selena:Take this you cheater! (kills him with a shotgun) - MLPFanV 2 Comments
He is actually a great guy. just leave him alone
So what belieber? - Userguy44
Inside reference to south park fans. But in all seriousness I hate him with a passion.
No what about he dies by Jason and leatherface on mortal kombat?
I guess that scene in South Park would get a lot of Bieber haters to read H.P. Lovecraft more often.
Reincarnation if it exists then when he dies he will be a beaver and will have a hot temper with all of you.
It would perfectly explain his last name - MorgianaMagi
That would explain his last name changing to Beaver one day.
Yes! he deserves it completely! - NickelbackLinkinPark4Eva
This will be the best idea for Bieber because he can't sing or behave. So you might as well.
Yep, not because you are a terrible singer, but because you are a horrible person
Well that what will happen if you continue to BIE yourself! You CAN'T sing, you CAN'T behave and you CAN'T have the right to LIVE!V 1 Comment
If you really despise Justin Bieber, I highly, HIGHLY recommend to check out his three rants on Justin Bieber. They really are worth your time. Trust me.
I love Shark Tale, event hough this has nothing to do with Justin Bieber.
That would be great! - BubbleBear01
Of course it would be great!
Let the jaguar scratch him and eat him to death! - CerealGuy
Do you mean gets attacked by a jaguar cat or gets hit by a Jaguar vehicle? I guess both would be awesome.
Jaguars sing better than him
Oh! My imagery character Spot The Jaguar could do that!V 1 Comment
This sounds good. - WonkeyDude98
GOOD! SO WE DON'T NEED TO SEE OR READ ABOUT HIM!
Or just give it all away to people instead of burning it.
No not Ebola, That disease takes place in Africa. If he had Ebola he would spread the disease then everyone would die. Ebola isn't funny at all.
Ebola is not funny but Justin Bieber sucks and he deserves the flu.
This isn't funny at all
This is not funny. I hate Justin Bieber, though.
Goku should go super saiyan when he does this
He'd go legendary super saiyan God super saiyan rose 4.
I think he should go Super Saiyan god 2
Yay! Goku beat him up!V 1 Comment
Yeah and The Big Red Monster Kane should Chokeslam Dustbin Bieber straight to HELL!
Yes he should
This is how it should happen
justin: where are we?
chester: SHUT UP!
green day turn up
billie: act your damn age you bitch
green day and linkin park grab a grenade and runs for their life
justin: NO NO BABY NO!
(billie screams ha ha your dead)
linkin park are now in jail for 1 day
green day have a party for killing justin beiber
Either this or he should be crucified upside-down!
He deserves it! Mickey Mouse rules!
I KNOW! THIS SHOULD HAPPEN!
I like stampylonghead. He is way better than Justin Bieber! THIS SHOULD NOT HAPPEN!
Josif garret is Stampys name god that would be good maybe they'll have gay marrege because josif garret is gay
I like Angry Beavers. This is dumb.
Dude, that's irony - Fandom_Lover
Nah... That would be way to quick! If you really despise him and wanna kill him... Well, the guy deserves some serious torture before death!
By what?! If it's a machine gun, I'm charging my camera. - Fandom_Lover
I need a shotgun for kill him. - 05yusuf09
Do it. Shoot him with a gun!V 1 Comment
I do not think this could happen do to him being already corrupted by himself. - Skullkid755
Then he'll freeze to death.
...what the (bleep)?! - Gehenna
So that all the other Beliebers would start jacking off to him and Kim's fat booty.
That's true horror. Poor both of them
THIS IS NOT FUNNY IT IS SO GROSS!V 1 Comment
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Top Remixes (6)
2. He explodes randomly
3. He visits North Korea
2. Gets put in boot camp
3. Start being a good example
2. A prison sentence
3. He gets abducted by aliens
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