Top Ten Things That Should Happen to Justin Bieber

Justin in trouble again? Oh deary me. What does this little twank deserve? I think we all know he's going to bribe the courts and get let off though (sadly).

The Top Ten

1 Lose his fame

Chased by pubescent girls everywhere he goes. If he didn't have the popularity he has, I very well doubt he would still be doing stupid stuff like the drag racing, like the egging of his neighbour's house etc. - Cazaam

He doesn't deserve fame. - Garythesnail

Yeah it would be good I'm sick of Justin Bieber

Yes he should be so poor he is a cleaner in a office that he has to live there all day forever

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2 A prison sentence

This isn't his first time. If it was I wouldn't be so harsh but he's been doing plenty of bad stuff. Remember the egging of his neighbour's house? Remember the illegal drag racing, and all the other crap he's done? I think a bit of time in the slammer would be nothing but good for him. He gets off with this bad behaviour because he's famous, if he wasn't, he'd be left in the slammer for like 10 years or so. - Cazaam

But would everyone in the prison die from his singing?

That's why they invented death penalty and solitary confinement. - ethanmeinster

Last time he was in prison, I think he was let out early JUST because he was famous.

Arrested for life - Neonco31

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3 He explodes randomly

Baby baby baby BOOM! - Cazaam

That would be very funny. - Finn-Mordecai-Gumball

I wish he would do this on stage with the whole world watching - Fandom_Lover

Is it too late now to say sorry? BAM! Yes, it is

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4 He visits North Korea

Just don't team up with PSY Justin. PSY is COOL unlike you.

Bow down to the almighty Kim Jong-un like your fans suck up to you Justin! - Cazaam

Send him to North Korea then back to Canada - mikeyjay

I personally think that Justin would be right at home in North Korea - Benster7703

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5 He stays in Canada

Even better: NASA launches Bieber in space without an astronaut suit. Therefore, no country has to worry anymore! - ethanmeinster

Yep. This is one of the many, many, MANY reasons why NASA is so awesome! - RockFashionista

I don't think its fair that Canadians have to deal with him too. How about a compromise. We send him to Mexico

Listen up Americans: KEEP HIM! Canada doesn't want him either. The world does not revolve around the United States. So suck it up, keep him, and deal with it!

Why should Canadians have to suffer? Let's boot him into a different dimensional universe!

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6 Somebody drives an ATV into him

After the recent incident, I'd laugh if this happened. How do you like it Bieber? - Cazaam

And then the ATV jumps off the cliff and commits suicide because he had committed a sin(touched JB)!

7 He gets abducted by aliens

You can keep him you out of planet weirdos. - Cazaam

Best company for him... Same type of environment that he desires for - zuni

In space you shall remain!

They will probably send him back. - Benster7703

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8 He dies


No not death but... I mean he has parents and his loved ones who would suffer pain much more - zuni

I would literally rejoice and listen to Bad Blood all day and have a party for an entire year

Since he said anime sucks, Light Yagami should write him and the cause? Get crashed by a train and one sniper shoots him
And a bird pooos on hin

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9 He gets into a fight with Bruce Lee

Too bad Bruce Lee is dead. Oh well, it'll have to be Chuck Norris then. - Cazaam

It should not be Bruce lee it should be chuck Norris

No Bruce banner, he'll die because of "HULK, SMASH!

Anyone on this list would do -

10 Start being a good example

He can always start being a good person and prove people that he can change... I am not a believer but may God help this kid

Yikes... Even a god couldn't turn his fat head...

Yeah! This should happen right now!

That's impossible!

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The Newcomers

? He dies of fever

The Contenders

11 He gets mad at someone and ends up knocked out himself

He seems to get mad a lot. If his bodyguard isn't there... some interesting events may occur... - Cazaam

I hope he fires his bodyguards... Then, interesting events will occur everyday


12 He gets forced to watch Meatspin for eternity

Don't Google Meatspin. I'm telling you now. - Cazaam

I'm sorry, but I looked it up on Google.

Cazaam, dude, your comment made me more eager to Google meatspin...


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13 Gets put in boot camp
14 Creates a TheTopTens account

I can guarantee there are no Beleibers on this site. Let's keep that the same!

He will go nuts with everything! - Neonco31

His computer would be smashed within 5 seconds by reading comments about his horrible deatj

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15 Become a good guy

I can not even dream about that. He has done too many sins now, it is too late to say sorry Justin...

Even if it'll take work it can happen. But with this many people making actual plans to assassinate him,...why bother? - WonkeyDude98

'SORRY' means CRAP all! So yeah Justin, that childish song is VERY POINTLESS!

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16 Gets a cactus to the nuts

There is only one problem with this item: He doesn't have any. (if you know what I mean. ) - RockFashionista

Justin isn't a girl. This is pretty funny, but it sounds really painful! LOL

But his nuts aren't big! The cactus won't fit all the way up there. I bet there too small to see. Wow SelGo,bad choice

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17 People stop talking about him

Who cares about him anyway? - keyson

He may be terrible, but the JB joke is now blown completely out of proportion. - PositronWildhawk

Especially his stewpid fangirls. - 05yusuf09

This can't be possible till the time beliebers exist. but if it happens it would be a dream come true. I'm really sick of my cousins saying "JB is this", "JB is that".

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18 Accepts Christ and changes the world through Christianity and shows Jesus's love everywhere

And also make better music that now promotes Christ! If he became like that, or make better music, I'd forgive him for making stupid songs.

FINALLY! He will change

Dude, that's not possible. Don't get your hopes high

But Jesus is my friend... ;( so has many people love Jesus

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19 Gets attacked by preschoolers

How about being attacked by angry toddlers? - MLPFan

He would loose to just half of one. - Skullkid755

Preschoolers and toddlers are on parr with developments so same idea

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20 Goes bankrupt
21 Gets his head smashed by the almighty Cthulu

Inside reference to south park fans. But in all seriousness I hate him with a passion.

No what about he dies by Jason and leatherface on mortal kombat?

I guess that scene in South Park would get a lot of Bieber haters to read H.P. Lovecraft more often.

22 Gets Beaten Up by Vic Dibitetto

If you really despise Justin Bieber, I highly, HIGHLY recommend to check out his three rants on Justin Bieber. They really are worth your time. Trust me.

I love Shark Tale, event hough this has nothing to do with Justin Bieber.

23 Selena kills him

It would be awesome! I don't think the cops, lawyers and judges are beliebers, so she wouldn't go to prison either.

Selena:Take this you cheater! (kills him with a shotgun) - MLPFan

But she would get sent to prison.

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24 Convert and become a Catholic priest
25 Gets killed by a jaguar

Let the jaguar scratch him and eat him to death! - CerealGuy

Do you mean gets attacked by a jaguar cat or gets hit by a Jaguar vehicle? I guess both would be awesome.

Jaguars sing better than him

Oh! My imagery character Spot The Jaguar could do that!

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26 Gets a death sentence

This will be the best idea for Bieber because he can't sing or behave. So you might as well.

Yep, not because you are a terrible singer, but because you are a horrible person

Well that what will happen if you continue to BIE yourself! You CAN'T sing, you CAN'T behave and you CAN'T have the right to LIVE!

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27 He gets forced to play the Scary Maze Game
28 Get Ebola

No not Ebola, That disease takes place in Africa. If he had Ebola he would spread the disease then everyone would die. Ebola isn't funny at all.

Ebola is not funny but Justin Bieber sucks and he deserves the flu.

This isn't funny at all

This is not funny. I hate Justin Bieber, though.

29 He gets strangled by Goku

Goku should go super saiyan when he does this

He'd go legendary super saiyan God super saiyan rose 4.

I think he should go Super Saiyan god 2

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30 Linkin Park murders him

This is how it should happen
justin: where are we?
chester: SHUT UP!
(justin cries)
green day turn up
billie: act your damn age you bitch
green day and linkin park grab a grenade and runs for their life
justin: NO NO BABY NO!
(billie screams ha ha your dead)
linkin park are now in jail for 1 day
green day have a party for killing justin beiber

31 Turns into a beaver

It would perfectly explain his last name - MorgianaMagi

That would explain his last name changing to Beaver one day.

32 He becomes best friends with stampylonghead

I like stampylonghead. He is way better than Justin Bieber! THIS SHOULD NOT HAPPEN!

Josif garret is Stampys name god that would be good maybe they'll have gay marrege because josif garret is gay

33 Put him on The Angry Beavers

I like Angry Beavers. This is dumb.

Dude, that's irony - Fandom_Lover

Amazing irony...

34 He saves rock
35 Let him live
36 He should be made Mark Henry's sitting chair
37 Suddenly not selling music anymore

That would be great! - BubbleBear01

Of course it would be great!

38 He gets shot

Nah... That would be way to quick! If you really despise him and wanna kill him... Well, the guy deserves some serious torture before death!

By what?! If it's a machine gun, I'm charging my camera. - Fandom_Lover

I need a shotgun for kill him. - 05yusuf09

Then I will post a selfie with his dead body.

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39 Gets corrupted by The One Ring of Sauron

I do not think this could happen do to him being already corrupted by himself. - Skullkid755

40 Get beaten by Ray Rice
41 Get stranded at the North Pole

Then he'll freeze to death.

42 Get stranded in Death Valley


43 Does porn with Kim Kardashian

So that all the other Beliebers would start jacking off to him and Kim's fat booty.

That's true horror. Poor both of them

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44 He wins a Grammy

That's horrible, should never happen

One sentence: Gets taken by Thanos and never comes back. - Anonymousxcxc

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45 He doesn't get on another list in the top tens

This sounds good. - WonkeyDude98


46 Cry in embarrassment

Oh yea

47 Stolen identity
48 Gets Beaten up by James Hetfield
49 Having all his money burnt

Or just give it all away to people instead of burning it.

50 He gets deported to Mexico

No way once again he HAS to be taken by Thanos. - Anonymousxcxc

Then people at Mexico will get annoyed.

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Top Remixes (6)

1. Lose his fame
2. He explodes randomly
3. He visits North Korea
1. He dies
2. Gets put in boot camp
3. Start being a good example
1. He explodes randomly
2. A prison sentence
3. He gets abducted by aliens

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