Top Ten Things That Should Happen to Justin Bieber

Justin in trouble again? Oh deary me. What does this little twank deserve? I think we all know he's going to bribe the courts and get let off though (sadly).

The Top Ten

1 Lose his fame

Admin must hate Justin Bieber. Otherwise, this list wouldn't have been approved. Oh well, it's Justin Bieber. - Userguy44

I wish it was true

Chased by pubescent girls everywhere he goes. If he didn't have the popularity he has, I very well doubt he would still be doing stupid stuff like the drag racing, like the egging of his neighbour's house etc. - Cazaam

He doesn't deserve fame. - Garythesnail

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2 A prison sentence

Sadly, he's famous, so it probably won't happen. - RoseWeasley

This is so true, what with the illegal driving, stepping on the hockey logo and stuff.

This isn't his first time. If it was I wouldn't be so harsh but he's been doing plenty of bad stuff. Remember the egging of his neighbour's house? Remember the illegal drag racing, and all the other crap he's done? I think a bit of time in the slammer would be nothing but good for him. He gets off with this bad behaviour because he's famous, if he wasn't, he'd be left in the slammer for like 10 years or so. - Cazaam

She would kill the prison guards with her singing.

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3 He explodes randomly

Baby baby baby BOOM! - Cazaam

I would love to watch that


I wish he would do this on stage with the whole world watching - Fandom_Lover

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4 He visits North Korea

NO. The North Koreans have been through enough already, what awful person would force them to go through worse? - RoseWeasley

Great! He would get to live in the worst country on earth! Also once the US is nuked I get to move to Canada without worrying about Justin Bieber!

Bow down to the almighty Kim Jong-un like your fans suck up to you Justin! - Cazaam

Just don't team up with PSY Justin. PSY is COOL unlike you.

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5 He stays in Canada

Even better: NASA launches Bieber in space without an astronaut suit. Therefore, no country has to worry anymore! - ethanmeinster

Yep. This is one of the many, many, MANY reasons why NASA is so awesome! - RockFashionista

I don't think its fair that Canadians have to deal with him too. How about a compromise. We send him to Mexico

Listen up Americans: KEEP HIM! Canada doesn't want him either. The world does not revolve around the United States. So suck it up, keep him, and deal with it!

Of course. America doesn't need any more of him. Let Canada deal with him. - Songsta41

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6 He dies

I get the point, but that's kind of harsh, don't you think?

Should be well higher

Yes amazing


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7 He gets abducted by aliens

But justin is the alien and they'll be an invasion.

You can keep him you out of planet weirdos. - Cazaam

Best company for him... Same type of environment that he desires for - zuni

In space you shall remain!

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8 Somebody drives an ATV into him

After the recent incident, I'd laugh if this happened. How do you like it Bieber? - Cazaam

And then the ATV jumps off the cliff and commits suicide because he had committed a sin(touched JB)!

9 He gets into a fight with Bruce Lee

Bruce lee is dead, at least we have jackie chan

Too bad Bruce Lee is dead. Oh well, it'll have to be Chuck Norris then. - Cazaam

It should not be Bruce lee it should be chuck Norris

No Bruce banner, he'll die because of "HULK, SMASH!

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10 Start being a good example

He can always start being a good person and prove people that he can change... I am not a believer but may God help this kid

Yikes... Even a god couldn't turn his fat head...

Yeah! This should happen right now!

That's impossible!

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The Contenders

11 He gets mad at someone and ends up knocked out himself

Ok then it should be Mike Tyson and there is no way that Dustbin Bieber can dodge any of his punches and gets Knocked Out by him and everybody knows that how it's to get Knocked Out by the Heavyweight Champion and the BADDEST Man On Planet the one and only IRON MIKE TYSON!

He seems to get mad a lot. If his bodyguard isn't there... some interesting events may occur... - Cazaam

I hope he fires his bodyguards... Then, interesting events will occur everyday


12 He gets forced to watch Meatspin for eternity

Don't Google Meatspin. I'm telling you now. - Cazaam

I'm sorry, but I looked it up on Google.

Cazaam, dude, your comment made me more eager to Google meatspin...

And after googling meatspin... Man, he is meatspin himself

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13 Gets put in boot camp

Yay. When he can remain in boot camp until he dies

14 Creates a TheTopTens account

Bieber could die from his reaction to how much hatrid he gets. - Turkeyasylum

I can guarantee there are no Beleibers on this site. Let's keep that the same!

There are actually at least 3 whom I can name, but then again there are 181,480 members on this site as of me writing this. - allamassal

He will go nuts with everything! - Neonco31

Um yes there are believers

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15 Gets a cactus to the nuts

There is only one problem with this item: He doesn't have any. (if you know what I mean. ) - RockFashionista

Justin isn't a girl. This is pretty funny, but it sounds really painful! LOL

Do it on stage please

Ok- I will admit, I found this funny- but she doesn't have any. - GamerQuinn

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16 Become a good guy

So, maybe Justin Bieber is a horrible person, but God loves him, and we should not make plans to be mean to him, seriously how many Christians are posting these things,like, ZERO?

It's not possible. - RebelGamer

I can not even dream about that. He has done too many sins now, it is too late to say sorry Justin...

Even if it'll take work it can happen. But with this many people making actual plans to assassinate him,...why bother? - WonkeyDude98

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17 People stop talking about him

Who cares about him anyway? - keyson

He may be terrible, but the JB joke is now blown completely out of proportion. - PositronWildhawk

This can't be possible till the time beliebers exist. but if it happens it would be a dream come true. I'm really sick of my cousins saying "JB is this", "JB is that".

Especially his stewpid fangirls. - 05yusuf09

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18 Gets attacked by preschoolers

Serves Jackasstin Beaver right.

How would you feel getting stuck in a angry mob of preschoolers Toilet Beaver? CuteGirl2009

How about being attacked by angry toddlers? - MLPFan

He would loose to just half of one. - Skullkid755

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19 Accepts Christ and changes the world through Christianity and shows Jesus's love everywhere

And also make better music that now promotes Christ! If he became like that, or make better music, I'd forgive him for making stupid songs.

Dude, that's not possible. Don't get your hopes high

FINALLY! He will change

NOOO. Jesus is my best friend and I do not want him to be bothered with a loser. Jesus can live with our JB. I love our dearest Christ. May We keep spreading the word

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20 Selena kills him

Selena: This is what happens when you cheat on people in reality!
Justin: Baby, baby, baby oh, baby, baby, baby no (gets head blown off by bazooka)

At funeral's reception...

Selena:...And here's to Justin, 'cause forgiveness is a nice thing to do. (Everyone laughs) I can't even say it with a straight face!

In court house...

Judge: So you killed Justin Bieber?
Selena: Yes your Honor.
Judge: Why didn't you just say so?! I hated that man! I threw a party the second I found out he died! You are free to go!

Revenge served cold. - Gehenna

It would be awesome! I don't think the cops, lawyers and judges are beliebers, so she wouldn't go to prison either.

Selena:Take this you cheater! (kills him with a shotgun) - MLPFan

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21 Let him live

He is actually a great guy. just leave him alone

So what belieber? - Userguy44

22 Gets his head smashed by the almighty Cthulu

Inside reference to south park fans. But in all seriousness I hate him with a passion.

No what about he dies by Jason and leatherface on mortal kombat?

I guess that scene in South Park would get a lot of Bieber haters to read H.P. Lovecraft more often.

23 Turns into a beaver

Justin Beaver

Reincarnation if it exists then when he dies he will be a beaver and will have a hot temper with all of you.

It would perfectly explain his last name - MorgianaMagi

That would explain his last name changing to Beaver one day.

24 Goes bankrupt
25 Gets a death sentence

Yes! he deserves it completely! - NickelbackLinkinPark4Eva

This will be the best idea for Bieber because he can't sing or behave. So you might as well.

Yep, not because you are a terrible singer, but because you are a horrible person

Well that what will happen if you continue to BIE yourself! You CAN'T sing, you CAN'T behave and you CAN'T have the right to LIVE!

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26 Gets Beaten Up by Vic Dibitetto

If you really despise Justin Bieber, I highly, HIGHLY recommend to check out his three rants on Justin Bieber. They really are worth your time. Trust me.

I love Shark Tale, event hough this has nothing to do with Justin Bieber.

27 Suddenly not selling music anymore

That would be great! - BubbleBear01

Of course it would be great!

28 Convert and become a Catholic priest
29 Gets killed by a jaguar

Let the jaguar scratch him and eat him to death! - CerealGuy

Do you mean gets attacked by a jaguar cat or gets hit by a Jaguar vehicle? I guess both would be awesome.

Jaguars sing better than him

Oh! My imagery character Spot The Jaguar could do that!

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30 He doesn't get on another list in the top tens

This sounds good. - WonkeyDude98


31 Stolen identity
32 Having all his money burnt

Or just give it all away to people instead of burning it.

33 He gets forced to play the Scary Maze Game
34 Get Ebola

No not Ebola, That disease takes place in Africa. If he had Ebola he would spread the disease then everyone would die. Ebola isn't funny at all.

Ebola is not funny but Justin Bieber sucks and he deserves the flu.

This isn't funny at all

This is not funny. I hate Justin Bieber, though.

35 He gets strangled by Goku

Goku should go super saiyan when he does this

He'd go legendary super saiyan God super saiyan rose 4.

I think he should go Super Saiyan god 2

Yay! Goku beat him up!

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36 He goes to hell

Yeah and The Big Red Monster Kane should Chokeslam Dustbin Bieber straight to HELL!

Yes he should

37 Linkin Park murders him

This is how it should happen
justin: where are we?
chester: SHUT UP!
(justin cries)
green day turn up
billie: act your damn age you bitch
green day and linkin park grab a grenade and runs for their life
justin: NO NO BABY NO!
(billie screams ha ha your dead)
linkin park are now in jail for 1 day
green day have a party for killing justin beiber

38 Launched into a black hole

Either this or he should be crucified upside-down!

39 He gets beaten up by Mickey Mouse for punching him in the crotch

He deserves it! Mickey Mouse rules!


40 He becomes best friends with stampylonghead

I like stampylonghead. He is way better than Justin Bieber! THIS SHOULD NOT HAPPEN!

Josif garret is Stampys name god that would be good maybe they'll have gay marrege because josif garret is gay

41 Put him on The Angry Beavers

I like Angry Beavers. This is dumb.

Dude, that's irony - Fandom_Lover

Amazing irony...

42 He saves rock
43 He is forced to walk across a room full of legos

On yeah!

44 He should be made Mark Henry's sitting chair
45 He gets shot

Nah... That would be way to quick! If you really despise him and wanna kill him... Well, the guy deserves some serious torture before death!

By what?! If it's a machine gun, I'm charging my camera. - Fandom_Lover

I need a shotgun for kill him. - 05yusuf09

Do it. Shoot him with a gun!

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46 Gets corrupted by The One Ring of Sauron

I do not think this could happen do to him being already corrupted by himself. - Skullkid755

47 Get beaten by Ray Rice
48 Get stranded at the North Pole

Then he'll freeze to death.

49 Get stranded in Death Valley


50 Does porn with Kim Kardashian

...what the (bleep)?! - Gehenna

So that all the other Beliebers would start jacking off to him and Kim's fat booty.

That's true horror. Poor both of them


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Top Remixes (6)

1. Lose his fame
2. He explodes randomly
3. He visits North Korea
1. He dies
2. Gets put in boot camp
3. Start being a good example
1. He explodes randomly
2. A prison sentence
3. He gets abducted by aliens

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