Top Ten Things That Should Happen to Justin Bieber

Chased by pubescent girls everywhere he goes. If he didn't have the popularity he has, I very well doubt he would still be doing stupid stuff like the drag racing, like the egging of his neighbour's house etc.

Admin must hate Justin Bieber. Otherwise, this list wouldn't have been approved. Oh well, it's Justin Bieber.

Yes he should be so poor he is a cleaner in a office that he has to live there all day forever

Okay, so we should totally throw a party if this happens! EVERY JB HATER IS INVITED. LETS PARTY TILL SUNRISE. I wish

This isn't his first time. If it was I wouldn't be so harsh but he's been doing plenty of bad stuff. Remember the egging of his neighbour's house? Remember the illegal drag racing, and all the other crap he's done? I think a bit of time in the slammer would be nothing but good for him. He gets off with this bad behaviour because he's famous, if he wasn't, he'd be left in the slammer for like 10 years or so.

This is so true, what with the illegal driving, stepping on the hockey logo and stuff.

This should be number one! Let's see who's peeing in whose bucket after he is in prison!

Last time he was in prison, I think he was let out early JUST because he was famous.

Great! He would get to live in the worst country on earth! Also once the US is nuked I get to move to Canada without worrying about Justin Bieber!

Is he going to be best friends with Kim Jong Un, like what Dennis Rodman does? Ir's the most evil combination ever though of...

NO. The North Koreans have been through enough already, what awful person would force them to go through worse?

Bow down to the almighty Kim Jong-un like your fans suck up to you Justin!

I wish he would do this on stage with the whole world watching

Baby baby baby BOOM!

Man, could someone please send this list to Justinbieberlover

Is it too late now to say sorry? BAM! Yes, it is

OH YES! THIS IS AMAZING, SO AMAZING AS WINNING A TRILLION POUNDS EVERY SINGLE DAY! ! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT HAPPENED! THIS MAKE ME SO RELIVED AND SO HAPPY THAT HE GONE, GONE! FINALLY, THANK GOODNESS! WOW, I'm SO SPEECHLESS AND I THOUGHT I MIGHT HAVE WAIT A BIT LONGER BUT NO! THANK YOU GOD FOR THIS TO HAPPEN AND YOU SAVED US ALL! (;

I want him to be locked in an old car filled with rattlesnakes that was set on fire, had dynamite in the trunk and was pushed off a cliff. Like this comment if you agree. ;3

No not death but... I mean he has parents and his loved ones who would suffer pain much more

I would literally rejoice and listen to Bad Blood all day and have a party for an entire year

Listen up Americans: KEEP HIM! Canada doesn't want him either. The world does not revolve around the United States. So suck it up, keep him, and deal with it!

Justin Bieber should get attacked by rabid squirrels who eat his vocal cords and he gets blasted into space only to be sucked into a blackhole and we never see him again

Even better: NASA launches Bieber in space without an astronaut suit. Therefore, no country has to worry anymore!

I don't think its fair that Canadians have to deal with him too. How about a compromise. We send him to Mexico

His computer would be smashed within 5 seconds by reading comments about his horrible deatj

I can guarantee there are no Beleibers on this site. Let's keep that the same!

Thank you all you belibers.I am here don't worry,I am going to make all these haters of me worship me.-JustinBieber

He will go nuts with everything!

That's the speciment you will have represent our planet on the intergalactic commitee? Really?!?! No wonder they have disrupted all communication channels!

I think if I were the alien I would send him back or put him on the Martian Death Penalty.

Best company for him... Same type of environment that he desires for

If I was an alien, I wouldn't even think about abducting him

After the recent incident, I'd laugh if this happened. How do you like it Bieber?

And then the ATV jumps off the cliff and commits suicide because he had committed a sin(touched JB)!

Too bad Bruce Lee is dead. Oh well, it'll have to be Chuck Norris then.

It should not be Bruce lee it should be chuck Norris

No Bruce banner, he'll die because of "HULK, SMASH!

Bruce lee is dead, at least we have jackie chan

Don't Google Meatspin. I'm telling you now.

Cazaam, dude, your comment made me more eager to Google meatspin...

I'm sorry, but I looked it up on Google.

Yay. When he can remain in boot camp until he dies

Ok then it should be Mike Tyson and there is no way that Dustbin Bieber can dodge any of his punches and gets Knocked Out by him and everybody knows that how it's to get Knocked Out by the Heavyweight Champion and the BADDEST Man On Planet the one and only IRON MIKE TYSON!

I hope he fires his bodyguards... Then, interesting events will occur everyday

He seems to get mad a lot. If his bodyguard isn't there... some interesting events may occur...

He can not sing a Linkin Park song, his throat will erupt into fire, because demons cannot be in contact with someone pure, they will burn up

Justin Bieber, when you break out of jail, you better listen to Linkin Park and know ALL the lyrics and get them all right on yo' first try!

Selena: This is what happens when you cheat on people in reality!
Justin: Baby, baby, baby oh, baby, baby, baby no (gets head blown off by bazooka)

At funeral's reception...

Selena:...And here's to Justin, 'cause forgiveness is a nice thing to do. (Everyone laughs) I can't even say it with a straight face!

In court house...

Judge: So you killed Justin Bieber?
Selena: Yes your Honor.
Judge: Why didn't you just say so?! I hated that man! I threw a party the second I found out he died! You are free to go!

It would be awesome! I don't think the cops, lawyers and judges are beliebers, so she wouldn't go to prison either.

Selena:Take this you cheater! (kills him with a shotgun)

But she would get sent to prison.

It's not possible.

I can not even dream about that. He has done too many sins now, it is too late to say sorry Justin...

So, maybe Justin Bieber is a horrible person, but God loves him, and we should not make plans to be mean to him, seriously how many Christians are posting these things,like, ZERO?

impossible. One of the most difficult paradoxes to solve

There is only one problem with this item: He doesn't have any. (if you know what I mean. )

Justin isn't a girl. This is pretty funny, but it sounds really painful! LOL

But his nuts aren't big! The cactus won't fit all the way up there. I bet there too small to see. Wow SelGo,bad choice

Do it on stage please

Justin: Baby baby baby...
Bakugou: SHUT THE HELL UP *blows up his house*!

Also, Deku, Momo, Uraraka, Jiro, Kaminari, Iida, Mina, Tokoyami, Mineta, & all of Class 1-A should help.
Deku would Detroit smash his home.
Momo would create a bomb.
Uraraka would throw the bomb at his house using her power.
Kaminari would destroy his lamps.
Iida would kick the walls so hard they break.
Mina would use her acid to dissolve the house.
Tokoyami would use Dark Shadow on him.
Jiro would break the windows with her earphone jacks
Everyone else would use their quirks to destroy the house.

This should happen right now. Tape all of his fans' mouth and everything will be over. Beliebers mouth will be shut down and we all live peacefully.

This can't be possible till the time beliebers exist. but if it happens it would be a dream come true. I'm really sick of my cousins saying "JB is this", "JB is that".

He may be terrible, but the JB joke is now blown completely out of proportion.

Who cares about him anyway?