Top Ten Things That Should Happen to Music by 2017

The Top Ten

1 Taylor Swift stops singing about her exes and boyfriends

2 Justin Bieber retires

Yeah, I don't want to hear that little girl anymore.

2018 Bieber's still here.

3 Nicki Minaj retires

4 All the horrible singers in the world go to jail

5 Muse makes another album

6 Iggy Azalea stops rapping

Stop rapping Iggy, you are a disgrace to Australia, humanity and music.

7 They make good pop music

8 The amazing songs from 2007-2010 become popular again

YES! Then Relient K will get more popular! 2007 4eva! Now I'm sounding like a boy band obsessed teenager...(not that Relient K is a boy band.)

Like what the only good songs that I can think of from that era were popular were what I've done by Linkin Park and Not Afraid by Emeinem.

9 Miley Cyrus becomes her old self

Couldn't agree more, she should stop twerking and start growing her gorgeous brown hair!

10 Meghan Trainor stops dissing skinny girls

The Contenders

11 Michael Jackson and Kurt Cobain come back to life

Yeah! Including John Lennon and Jimi Hendrix. THAT WOULD BE A DREAM COME TRUE!

Some entries are ridiculous.

12 Nu-Metal returns

13 Underrated video game music gets airplay

14 David Bowie is brought back

15 AutoTune stops being used lazily

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