Top Ten Things That Should Happen On My Little Pony

The Top Ten
1 Diamond Tiara farts on Applebloom

Disgusting. Did a fart-fetished obsessed pedophile write this, or is this just some troll comment?

If this happens, feminism will finally have done something useful.

Best idea ever

2 Twilight Sparkle's head blows up
3 Rarity has a wardrobe malfunction at a fashion show
4 Applejack has an affair with Princess Celestia
5 Pinkie Pie gets shot in the face with an AK-47
6 Rainbow Dash dies from Ebola

Delete all the Rainbow Dash stuff unless I see "Rainbow dash becomes queen. Plus, you should do that to stupid Pinkie Pie

7 Rainbow Dash becomes a stripper
8 Twilight Sparkle farts on Fluttershy's face
9 Fluttershy becomes gay
10 All bronies die
The Contenders
11 Starlight Glimmer loses her cutie mark
12 Pinkie Pie and Justin Bieber get together
13 Somebody Pumps Pinkie Pie With An Air Pump Until She Gets Bigger And Flies Around The Screen And Explodes In The End And Dies
14 Pinkie Pie Dies
15 Make Pinkie Pie Watch the Cupcakes Video
16 Pinkie Pie Goes to Hell
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