Top Ten Things to Shout In a Quiet Doctor's Waiting Room

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Have you ever sat in a crowded but awkwardly quiet doctor's surgery and wished someone would break the silence? What would be the amusing thing for someone to announce suddenly and loudly in such a quiet space?

The Top Ten

1 Well this is nice ain't it?!
2 Well, at least the snow's gone!

I think that is funny but the most sane of the bunch

3 Wish the doc would get his bloody finger out!

Yes I HAVE actually heard this. - Britgirl

4 What's up doc?

I must have taken the wrong turn at (forgot the name of that place ) - Toucan

Laugh out loud! It's Bugs Bunny puns all over again. - NerdyPweeps

5 I hate waiting rooms!
6 Who's farted?!

Britgirl, you are FART obsessed! But I still like you! - Barry2013

OH MY GOD! If someone shouted this, I wnuld need surgery myself! Ha! FART! - Britgirl

7 Who likes Chas 'n' Dave?
8 Nice weather for the time of year, ain't it?

The man next to you then replies "Yeah, it's nice but usually I'm off in Andorra skiing." - Merilille

9 FIRE!

Yeah that would cause a lot of commotion laugh out loud. :D

10 I need a crap!

The Contenders

11 Hey, dude, the world will end in, errr... lemme see, 27 seconds.

That's a funny item in a funny list

Yeah right, the world will end by 2050 - Lordvader3500

12 We're out of anesthetic!

It's not exactly what one would want to hear, is it? Everyone will start looking at each other frantically, and probably jumping from the window. - PositronWildhawk

13 Push hard! We need all the hands we can get!

Everything is calm. Everything is silent. There's waiting room music quietly doodling in the background. People are staring silently and blankly at old magazines. Then suddenly, someone yells "Push hard! We need all the hands we can get! " and everyone screams and runs amok in random directions. Laugh out loud. - PositronWildhawk

14 I flunked out of medical school!

Hahalolz this is hilarious! - HezarioSeth

15 I need to take a dump so hurry it up in there!
16 Hey, I'm actually Obama's daddy, you know, sort of.
17 I am Dr. Mario and I am saving lives!

I look different in this game :D - Rocko

18 Right that's it. I'm off!

I felt like doing this whenever I was waiting. I was the last person in there and I arrived at 4:30 and I wait about an hour and a half and until we got treated. And it was when it was closed! - funnyuser

19 Take me with you!!!
20 Excuse me, sir... This doctor of yours, does he kill you before or afterwards?
21 Is this bloke really a doctor?
22 It's too quiet
23 Do the Harlem Shake!!!!
24 Please!? Please!? Don't give me a shot!
25 FART FART FART
26 EARTHQUAKE!
27 Oh god where am I? Am I dead?
28 Fire in the wigwam!
29 Do any of you happen to know how to fly a plane?

No, but I know how to tie a knot! - Rocko

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