Top Ten Things to Shout In a Quiet Doctor's Waiting Room

Have you ever sat in a crowded but awkwardly quiet doctor's surgery and wished someone would break the silence? What would be the amusing thing for someone to announce suddenly and loudly in such a quiet space?

The Top Ten

1 Well this is nice ain't it?!
2 Well, at least the snow's gone!

I think that is funny but the most sane of the bunch

3 Wish the doc would get his bloody finger out!

Yes I HAVE actually heard this. - Britgirl

4 What's up doc?

I must have taken the wrong turn at (forgot the name of that place ) - Toucan

Laugh out loud! It's Bugs Bunny puns all over again. - NerdyPweeps

5 I hate waiting rooms!
6 Who's farted?!

OH MY GOD! If someone shouted this, I wnuld need surgery myself! Ha! FART! - Britgirl

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7 Who likes Chas 'n' Dave?
8 Nice weather for the time of year, ain't it?

The man next to you then replies "Yeah, it's nice but usually I'm off in Andorra skiing." - Merilille

9 I need a crap!
10 FIRE! V 1 Comment

The Contenders

11 We're out of anesthetic!

It's not exactly what one would want to hear, is it? Everyone will start looking at each other frantically, and probably jumping from the window. - PositronWildhawk

12 Push hard! We need all the hands we can get!

Everything is calm. Everything is silent. There's waiting room music quietly doodling in the background. People are staring silently and blankly at old magazines. Then suddenly, someone yells "Push hard! We need all the hands we can get! " and everyone screams and runs amok in random directions. Laugh out loud. - PositronWildhawk

13 I flunked out of medical school!
14 I need to take a dump so hurry it up in there!
15 Hey, I'm actually Obama's daddy, you know, sort of.
16 Hey, dude, the world will end in, errr... lemme see, 27 seconds.

That's a funny item in a funny list

17 Right that's it. I'm off!

I felt like doing this whenever I was waiting. I was the last person in there and I arrived at 4:30 and I wait about an hour and a half and until we got treated. And it was when it was closed! - funnyuser

18 Take me with you!!!
19 Excuse me, sir... This doctor of yours, does he kill you before or afterwards?
20 Is this bloke really a doctor?
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