Top 10 Things That Show That a Typical Lamp Post Would Make a Great Friend
The Top Ten
1 Lamp Post Doesn't Always Ask Questions
But if they do they will bound to ask something idiotic
2 Lamp Post Always Shut Their Mouth
That's the buety of talking to them. They say nothing to offend me.
3 Lamp Post Shines Bright
They're full of bright ideas.
4 Lamp Post Doesn't Spill Milk
Patrick must see this
5 Befriending A Lamp Post Shows How Lonely You Are
And have no life whatsoever
6 Lamp Post Make This List
It was not me! I didn't create it the lamp post did
7 Lamp Post Has No IQ
And they would not judge you
8 Lamp Post Doesn't Judge Everything You Do
9 Lamp Post Are the Most Important Thing In Universal Complex and Eternal Mind Ending Loop of the World
It is because of the existence of lamp posts that none of our previous scientific universal theories make sense. Message me for an explanation.
We didn't have lamp posts in the dark ages.
10 Lamp Post Doesn't Kick You
The Contenders
11 Lamp Post Lights Up Your Day
In my experience, they light up my night, but still, it's better than nothing.
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