Top Ten Things to Slap the Evil Queen from "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" With

The Top Ten

1 A Banana

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2 A Starfish Starfish or sea stars are star-shaped echinoderms belonging to the class Asteroidea. Common usage frequently finds these names being also applied to ophiuroids, which are correctly referred to as brittle stars or "basket stars".
3 A Sponge Drenched in Mayonnaise
4 A Pair of Underpants
5 A Breast Implant
6 A Copy of the Game "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties"
7 A Plush Lobster
8 A Naughty Pic of Herself From DeviantArt
9 Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
10 A Slice of Hawaiian Pizza

The Contenders

11 A Bad Fanfic
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