Top Ten Things a Slasher Movie Needs
The Top Ten
1 A Killer
As in a good one
2 A Young, Slim Woman Wearing a Vest and Jeans
Can't make a movie without one..Who'd watch?
When isn't there one of these
There's ALWAYS one of these!
3 An Empty House
4 A Scary Mask
5 Five Young People
6 Nudity
7 One Sex-mad Female
Yep then when she goes out to get a beer...
Lets just say the beer got a little blood in it
8 Jumpscares
9 One Hero/Heroine
10 Heavy Rain
The Contenders
11 Dark Woods
12 A Psycho In the Group
13 Sex
14 A Male Geek
15 Smart People
16 Final Girl
17 A Car That Won't Start
Well, we need SOME way of stopping them from escaping, don't we?
18 Cloudy
19 A Drug Addict
20 Falling Autumn Leaves
21 Cartoon Violence
22 At Least One Good Gory Kill
23 A Pointless Character Simply There to Increase the Kill Count
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