Top 10 Things Stereotypical Weeaboos Do

The Top Ten
1 Hate every American cartoon

(cough) Invader Zim and Courage The Cowardly Dog are easily best anime (cough)

They are part of the Warner Bros. Discovery

2 Be obnoxiously extreme social justice warriors
3 Live in parents' basement
4 Brag arrogantly about knowing how to speak bare-minimum basic words from the Japanese language, such as "desu nee" and "kawaii"

This is horrid to say the least

5 Be in blatant denial of their own virginity and call other people plebeians just for not sharing their personal opinions which are of no consequence at all

HEY! Why's everyone suddenly looking at ME again?!

6 Argue 24/7 about which anime girl is hottest and/or which characters could beat which in a fight

Personally, I believe someone who thinks a cartoon character is hot are a bit "off". Think about it. Using the word "hot" to describe a cartoon character means there's a sexual attraction. And sorry but being sexually attractive to a cartoon is weird and creepy.

There are so many lists on this site about this...

7 Ridiculously overrate visual-novel video games such as Danganronpa and Phoenix Wright and refuse to talk about mostly any game that doesn't have some kind of anime art style

Ugh...why do they do this?

8 Obsessively post about themselves on Tumblr

Tumblr is not just Social Justice Warriors
That is a stupid stereotype it's supposed to be a blog website.

*sigh* when I originally found Tumblr I thought it was just a blog website like Livejournal.

Oh no! Don't put SJWs and weeaboos in the same room. That will end up really bad!

That makes them even more dumber

9 Have ludicrous amounts of merch

Yet again why?!

10 Be in horrendous physical shape
The Contenders
11 Watch Boku No Pico

Who actually takes pleasure in that?!

Gross and not cool anime!

12 Want to live in North Korea
13 Draw

Drawing is cool, both non-anime and anime.

I draw all the time and I'm not a weeaboo

14 They like to listen to Lil Meerkat and call him their leader

Who is lil meerkat?

15 They haven’t showered in 16 weeks
16 Act like Alphys from Undertale

Sure it's funny when she does it, but when THEY do it, it's downright cringeworthy!

17 Never shut up about Steven Universe and/or Undertale
18 Call 90s kids a "Genwunner"

Many people hate new Pokemon.
But that doesn't mean they don't like Pokemon. Just grew up in a different time.

They kinda deserve it through...

19 They eat sugary and fatty foods
20 Act like Francis from Super Paper Mario
21 Fetishize Japanese people
22 Listen to Turning Japanese
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